The sentence that the old driver understands in seconds.

1, male: Kun. Woman: Curtains. M: Oh. Female: Number 2. I will make you a cow and a horse. You just need to give me grass. I'm used to setting up a small tent as soon as I hear your name. 4. I like you. The cloth on you is superfluous to me. My abdominal muscles are for you to practice, so it's up to you to maintain them. 6. I have always turned a blind eye to people and would like to open a third eye for you. 7. I came across mountains and mountains to see you, just to hear your shortness of breath in my ear. 8, picking chrysanthemums under the east fence, leisurely see Nanshan. 9. sunken ship. A woman and ten men drifted to a desert island. 10, a week later, the woman committed suicide. 1 1, because she thinks what happened this week is really disgusting. 12, another week later, they buried her. 13, because they think what happened this week is really disgusting. 14, another week later, they dug her up again. 15, because they think what happened this week is really disgusting. 16, another week later, God decided to bring her back to life. 17, because he thinks what happened this week is really disgusting. 18, there are WeChat merchants nearby to add me. She plays in Sanya, Japan and Korea every day! The point is that I can find her every time I search around. 19, watching others and colleagues buy new cars for the New Year, colleagues said with emotion: others buy new cars for the New Year, but we just have a pair of new socks. The old driver only knows the meaning of 20. It's time for my son to pay the freight. He rummaged through my wallet and saw that there was only 200 yuan, which was meaningful. Dad, it's time for you to play cards. When I went to the bathroom, a buddy just wiped his ass and didn't throw me. He said, "You have oil in your mouth." This makes me have to wipe my mouth with the paper just now. 22. No matter how strong the wind is, it will stop, and no matter how long the road is. When you arrive at a calm harbor and find a beautiful castle, you can truly feel that persistence is so important. 23. People always reach out and give their destiny to others for guidance and judgment. But I don't know how to hold my hand. My fate is in my own hands. Xiong Haizi: Mom, when was I born? Mom: Early in the morning! Xiong Haizi: Oh, I'm sorry to keep you from sleeping. 25. Little things are pearls, and years are money. Whoever is the most diligent in collecting pearls and strings of money will have a pearl that will remain young forever. 26. What is hope? Hope is a kind of strength, a kind of sublimation, a leap and a ladder to success. 27. Water sounds because of stone resistance, and people mature because of setbacks. The world is more wonderful because of me, and life is full of feelings. 28. The faster the speed, the farther the distance between cars. Get out of the way The cars on both sides are very slow, so am I. Once overtaking, something will definitely happen. 29, do not grab the green light, do not grab the red light. Because the person who grabs the green light will run into the person who grabs the red light. Get people on the sidewalk, get people on the driveway. 30, the boss of the cart, the second child of the luxury car and the third child of the taxi must be allowed. Taxis will collide with luxury cars. 3 1, there is no perfume in the car, so it is best not to put anything on the stage. Because falling will jam the brakes. Don't play with your mobile phone while driving, and don't tie it to the steering wheel. 32. You can't change lanes near the crossroads. Ten accidents, nine quick. It's better to stop for three minutes than to seize a second. 33. Always check whether the tires are tightened. If you have a flat tire on the road, you can't brake suddenly. You will turn 360 degrees, cross the road and get hit by other cars. 34, gentle slope parking, also want to hand brake. Because it will slide down the slope. Don't park on a strange road in case of robbery. Maybe you once said that you were lonely, maybe you were wandering, but now that you have me, forget the past, I will accompany you in the future, and I will accompany you on National Day! I don't miss you at all. I'll think about it at half past one. (2) I don't want to 100% like you. I am a very sensible girl. I think I like you 300%. I hope to see you quietly, and I don't want you to see me, because you don't want to see me. I sometimes envy the flowers you planted with your own hands. I go further, but I want to pick more roses and give you more kisses. Money is a little tight recently, so I want to borrow your hand to hold it. (7) A story always has an end, but not everyone has an end. Do you smell something? It smells good. What? After you appeared, the air was sweet. (9) Ah ~ I finally got in. Every time I go through the security check, I can't get through. They say I have a you in my heart. If you go to a place without doors and windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart. (12) The corridor is a sound control light. If you come home late after working overtime, your name will be called when you go upstairs, as if you had turned on the light for me. I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more you watch it, the more you want to sleep. (14) Give you the scientific degree of spicy: slightly spicy, medium spicy, extra spicy, abnormal spicy, I think you are spicy. You may miss my past, but I hope you won't miss my future. I want to have three meals with you in the same room in the future. I didn't mean to miss you. It's just that the wind is outrageous, blowing through the street and wading through mountains and rivers, bringing a smell of you, which makes me unable to extricate myself. (17) You are a man, and I knew you were mine at a glance. If I show my love one day, that person must be the best in the world. True love is that I touched your heart and you reassured me. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife. (20) Only those who have lived with themselves for too long will be eager for love and qualified for love. I tell you, don't close the window tonight, I will live in your dream secretly. (twenty-two) spring water, spring forest in full bloom, spring breeze miles, not as good as you. (23) May there be trees here, and the stars were like you last night. I don't know why I like you, just like I can't describe the taste of water, but I know I need you as much as I need water. Your life is my pig, and death is my belly. Twenty-six. I told three lies. I don't eat spicy food anymore, I don't stay up late anymore, and I don't like you anymore. Hey, I am waist-high. I'm leaving now. Are you at home? No, without you, no place is home. My relationship with you is like 1-8=-7. You have a mouth, I have a mouth, and we are a couple. The old driver understands sentence 3 1 in seconds. There are trees on the mountain and branches on the wood. I don't know whether I like you or not. I believe that there will never be another one who walks into my heart like you! Talking about you with others is my way of missing you. 4. In the breeze, Li San Road. Step by step in the wind, step by step. What is more beautiful than the stars is your eyes. 6. A smile. A look. Just suddenly. I miss you very much. 7. The more you listen to old songs, the more interesting they become, and the more heartless the old man looks at them. 8. You are the joy of youth, and vice versa. 9. Meeting each other is a sleepless night. 10, the most beautiful love story in the world is also your name. Be my little princess because you like salty food. 12, I love you the most, and I like you the most! 13. Although we are not familiar with it yet, I believe we will be familiar with it without clothes. 14, you are the brightest star in the sky, shining with charming brilliance. 15, I miss a lot before I know how to cherish what I have. 16, I miss you because I want to put love around me. 17, smart people don't tell dark stories, come home with me. 18, there was a person who held hands and didn't want to let go. 19, my wish is in your hand, holding it as deep as honey. 20. Dedicate tenderness and give you infinite sweetness. 2 1, the recent state of life is: overeating, crazy for you. 22. I bet on the happiness of my life. How can you let me lose? 23. Love can't be bought if you want. You can buy if you want. 24, don't be sad, kites have wind, dolphins have the sea, and you still have me. 25. I am willing to give up all my ambitions for you and just be a cat in your arms for the rest of my life. 26. Loving you is a cry from the heart, and true love is infinite. 27. The most beautiful meeting in the fleeting time adds infinite lovesickness. 28. Kiss your eyes, and your heart is full of tenderness. 29. Look, I have a handful of dirt in my hand. Are you going to plant it in my hand? 30. I think I am not bad. Do you want to try to love me?