135 anti-soul chicken soup joke

135 Anti-Soul Chicken Soup has the following paragraphs:

1. If you want to succeed, you must try your best to meet the expectations of everyone around you and do so until you die. However, if you want to fail, you just need to live in the opposite way.

There are 6 billion people in the world, and you are nothing special. If you really want to be different from ordinary people, you can only walk backwards.

3. Aging is more terrible than tooth loss, emphysema and liver cancer, so please live in the present!

I have a friend, whose family is average, who always feels happier with money. Later, his mother made a fortune doing infant education. I met him almost ten years later and asked: Now that you have money, are you really happy? He replied: It's awesome! I walked away silently.

Tall people only date tall people, so if you are short, don't bother to look up.

6. If you are beautiful, people will envy you, because everyone thinks that beautiful people have a perfect life, so no one will sympathize with your misfortune, and you can only live alone.

7. If you are ugly, people will like you because you are uglier than them. But people won't love you just because you are uglier than them, so you are doomed to be lonely all your life.

8. Almost everyone in the world watches TV, but no TV series shows real life. If you spend 10% of your time watching TV plays every day, you will find yourself increasingly disappointed in the world.

9. If you do more work than others every day, but you are happy and feel valued, then your leader is more talented.

10. I used to think that people who rely on relationships must be very incompetent. After contact, I found that people are better than me in everything.

1 1. The so-called "Don't let your child lose at the starting line" is meaningless, because you are the starting line and your child has already lost.

12. Another day has passed. How was your day? Did you dream?

13. You worked so hard and endured so much loneliness and entanglement, and we didn't think how good you were.

14. Some young people shape their image of high-end income through high-end consumption.

15. Some girls think it can be cute to say that they are foodies, but there is no such effect.

16. Love is like an apple in a grocery store. You can't find a flawless one. Everyone is not perfect, especially yourself.

17. We are all small members of the vast universe, but we still meet the most self-righteous creature in the universe, namely human beings.

18. "You accomplished nothing when you were young; Sometimes you feel sorry for yourself, decadent and degenerate, and sometimes you work hard to manage relationships, but life has never improved.

You were in pain until you were thirty. "Hearing this, he asked excitedly: What about after thirty? Is there a turning point? The fortune teller raised his head slightly: after thirty years old ... you began to get used to it.

19. People who are ugly are not necessarily good. Just because of long-term loneliness, I sometimes treat people as crazy.

I didn't know until I was 30 years old that saying different things and showing different attitudes with different people is a very valuable ability, not hypocrisy.