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I am single by ability (63 sentences selected)

1, the kind of girl who thinks at first sight that, well, she must have a boyfriend. In fact, such girls are generally single dog.

Please don't call me single dog. My code name is "Lone Wolf".

3. Inappropriateness means poverty, no feeling means ugliness, love at first sight means beauty, and deliberate means money. That is the reality.

I love you in my worst way, but I gave you all my heart.

You should walk more when you are young. Walk more, and you will find that the whole world is lovers, and you are the only one in single dog.

Finally, we didn't even have a lukewarm greeting.

7. There is nothing wrong with being single. Wrong choice is the biggest mistake! I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

8. Being single is because God thinks you are too beautiful for ordinary people.

9. When people are most lonely, they are eating and drinking alone, and then there are some sad things in their hearts.

10, dogs have long lived to your age. You should be a single turtle.

1 1. May you be more afraid of loneliness than others, and may you be moved by yourself when you talk about it in the future.

12, single for so many years, I have nothing to explain. Generally speaking, I am witty and have no friends!

13, I'm afraid of trouble and pain, but being single suits me better.

14, I'm not lonely at all, because my world is full of excitement only by myself.

15. Asking what Valentine's Day is in the world is killing single dog.

16, I think I will be lonely all my life.

17, in fact, single life is not bad, and I finally have time to take care of everything.

18, always allow someone to want you to catch up with the best meeting.

19, the typical sign of being single is that one month's traffic packets are long gone, and more than half of the call packets are left.

20. Ordinary single genius.

2 1, low-quality love is not as good as high-quality singles.

I'm not single dog, I'm just a lonely wolf in the wind.

23. I understand that some people, from the sea of people, will eventually return to the sea of people.

24. On Valentine's Day, I wish all lovers in the world will be well!

25. Stop calling yourself single dog. Dogs died at your age.

26. Many times, if you look too deep, you will be unhappy. It's better to be naive and heartless.

27. Some people say that single dog was victimized by the second half-price advertisement. That's your single dog business. It's just right for us to eat two per pig.

28. A copy suitable for reporting singles.

29. In a group of student parties, there is always a God-like single dog who can answer all love questions.

In fact, you don't have to be so cold, and I don't want to be entangled.

3 1, if we can finally be together, it really doesn't matter if we are late.

No matter where you are, no matter why you are busy, I will wait here.

33. Happy breakup. I hope you're sad. You can't find anything better than me.

34. Everyone has a world, quiet and lonely.

35. My main composition: 2% cute, 98% single.

36. It doesn't matter if I am hurt by strangers, but I can't stand being hurt by familiar people.

37. Don't think that people who love you will miss you after being abandoned by you.

38. I am a prodigal son who always walks alone in the distance.

39. The single boy's name is single dog. Do you have a description of single girls? A teenager who has been single for 20 years replied: the dog ignores it.

40. Being single is not terrible. The terrible thing is that a single person has a hidden person in his heart.

4 1, tears, is to miss someone, try to miss someone, and remind yourself that at least one person is worth your tears.

42. Being single for a long time is very painful. I saw a sow the other day. It was beautiful.

43, a person is not alone, miss a person alone.

44. The day when a person holds an umbrella must be calm.

45. Loneliness, but not loneliness, is a transcendental realm. I like to enjoy a person's quiet, like the feeling of detachment.

46. Do you know why I am single? Generally, I am handsome and will not be considered.

47. The person who will marry me in the future, Valentine's Day is coming, so don't do anything sorry for me.

48. Some people are single because they are not serious about their feelings; And some people are single because they are too serious about their feelings.

49. Single people seem to be more free and honest than ordinary people.

I broke up with her today. I'm happy to be single.

5 1. Since my mother knew the word single dog, she has forgotten my name.

52. A man's words can't be cashed just like a blank check.

53. I am still here. I just need you to turn around.

54, you are single dog, Lao tze called lone wolf.

55. Everyone says I'm single. Hehe, that's funny. Isn't everyone the same? Are you body double?

56. Nowadays, high-value people are single, such as me.

57. I'd rather be single than talk about feelings casually, because I don't want to run out of my best when I meet better people.

58. I am single because fairies can't fall in love with mortals, which would violate dogma.

59. Lonely people always smell of headphones in their ears.

If no one in the world loves you, then you should love yourself more.

6 1, there is a kind of loneliness called Ningquewulan.

62. After falling in love with you, I changed from carefree single dog to carefree single dog.

63. I finally became what you expected most, but now I despise you.