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Tell me under what circumstances you called the police.

1, the owner walked the dog himself, so he left the dog in the community and let it walk by itself. Then I was chased around by it and called the police.

2. During the preparation for the college entrance examination, my sleep was particularly poor. The construction site next door is built at night every day, and I can't sleep well every day because of this. Finally, tell me that they have a night work permit.

3. The environment of a hotel in Qingdao caused four passengers to feel unwell at the same time and demanded a refund. If they don't come back, they will call the police.

4. Drill the wall downstairs with an electric drill, beat the wall with a hammer, and call the police for one year.

The thief is on the third floor. I led two children to lock myself on the fourth floor and called the police.

6. My parents have lived in the house three times, and the doors are inexplicably opened. The electric fan in the house was turned off. When they came back, they found it open. They don't think so. They thought it was a cat. I said, how does the cat open the door? How can you turn on the electric fan? I called the police and they called me a troublemaker.

7, 20 1 9 65438+1October1,Xi 'an, mobile phone lost, call the police. As a result, I slipped out of the taxi and was picked up. Ended in vain. This is still hotel surveillance. Personal computers don't help.

8. At midnight 12, three people knocked on my door and said it was a police station. According to the epidemic statistics, I'll call the police if they don't leave. As a result, it is really a police station outside, but they are carrying out the task of investigating suspects.

9. Looking out of the car, I saw a takeaway brother lying on the side of the road at an intersection, which was worse than being hit. I paused before calling the police, and then told me that someone had told them.

10, called the police at the end of last year. I drove for two or three seconds after the red light turned green, and then an SUV ran a red light and almost hit the middle of the road. Then the two men scolded me, and I scolded and ran away. But when I get home, I can't be angry. I went directly to the police and monitored, and he was deducted 6 points and fined 200.