Advanced and short automatic reply sentences [required]

Advanced and shorter automatic reply sentences (1) 1. Welcome to call the sand sculpture service hotline. Please press for manual chat, voice chat and video chat.

I went to the universe to pick up stars. I'll be right back.

[Automatic reply] This is the answering machine, and the host has gone to eat. What can you say to me?

I am your grandpa Niu, and I have something to say.

If you are in a bad mood, please reply.

6. [Automatic reply] I'm going to eat. Please talk to the machine first ~ ~

7. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.

8. Hello, explore to find Dora, wash your face to find Igubigu, find Spongebob when you are hungry, find tools to shout "Oh potatoes", find a super detective to solve difficulties and think with them. I just don't have time anyway.

9. DuDu, I am a rabbit now. I only talk to carrots.

10. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during tasting.

1 1. This man went to outer space and will bring you stars and the moon when he comes back.

12. There is sunshine in spring, heavy rain in summer, wind in autumn and snow in winter. There will be many accidents all year round, but the most fascinating thing is to meet you.

13. Hello, send a one-yuan red envelope to automatically unlock the chat mode.

14. I went to Houshan to discuss eating Tang Priest with the old demon in Montenegro. Wait till I get back.

15. Drowned Gollum in the sea of knowledge.

16. Send a red envelope and I'll decide whether I'm here or not.

Our boss is saving the galaxy.

18. where is mother hadron?

19. [automatic reply] I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you must answer me a question first, which comes first, the chicken or the egg?

20. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars.

Advanced and short automatic reply sentences (Part II) 2 1. Please press three for family chat.

22. Since then, the mountains and rivers have not met, and I don't know the length and short of the old friends.

24. This is the headquarters. What can I do for you, Le Di?

I don't like you anymore. All I can get is grievances.

26. I hope your background color has always been kindness and courage.

27. [Automatic reply] Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but you have to treat me to potato chips first. I want tomato flavor.

28. When you smile, it is raining in the sky.

29. I have one set for you, but it's a pity that you won't come back.

30. Don't bother me. Oh, I'm bubbling.

3 1. Why do you bother me to fall in love with xxx?

32. [Automatic reply] Fairy descended to earth, please wait patiently.

33. The sword is not matched correctly, and the body is already in the rivers and lakes.

34. If you are dating Zisi, don't send me a message to avoid misunderstanding.

35. This is krusty krab restaurant in Bikini Beach. I fry meat pies in Super Fort crab crab. Please call Squidward Tentacles's pager.

36. If you don't reply, you are eating chicken. If you don't reply, the chicken will eat you.

37. The second message is cooling down.

38. Dad's antique shop, please leave a message.

39. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party's information has been blocked. If you want her to reply to you, please enter "I am a pig" three times to unlock it.

40. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.

2022 advanced automatic reply copy

2022 advanced automatic reply copy (1) 1. Wait, wait, wait! ..... coming, coming.

2. Hello, I am discussing how to destroy the magic castle with Gunara, the god of darkness. If you have any difficulties, please call Super Flash or the Want Want team. I'm not here now anyway!

3. Welcome to call AWE customer service hotline.

Please be patient.

Please join our exquisite pigs, catch up on sleep and be happy together.

6. Don't rush me! ! I won't return if I'm urged.

7. Please press 1 for manual service.

8. Congratulations on unlocking my cutie.

9. Don't disturb your study.

10. Later, you didn't keep me and didn't look back.

1 1. Press three for family chat.

12. Call your wife back.

13. [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.

14. The fairy is at Moxianbao, please shout and shout to become a pig.

15. [Automatic reply] Be right back after the advertisement.

16. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned. Please send I love you to activate it.

17.Jackson Yee's woman has received the message, and will reply later! !

18. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of my motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time, and I can't reply to your message easily, which will show that I don't like learning.

19. Hello

20. The lamb is lost and looking for a sheep.

2022 advanced automatic reply copy (Part II) 2 1. Automatic reply can't be noble after reading it.

22. I went to the back hill to discuss with the old demon in Montenegro about eating the Tang Priest. Wait till I get back.

23. You are slim, you are beautiful, and your father is on the way.

24. [Automatic reply] Hello, I'm not here now. Please wake me up with potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orleans sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, sesame cakes, potato chicken ribs, Sprite cola, sweet strawberry orange, green lemon, apple orange, watermelon, pitaya and grape ice cream.

25. Please enter 520. I love you and call me.

26. This is krusty krab restaurant in Bikini Beach. I fry meat pies in Super Fort crab crab. Please call Squidward Tentacles's pager.

27. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars. If anything happens, I can tell her for you, but first you have to treat me to ice cream, vanilla.

28. I'll be back after killing the monster

29. The sword is not matched correctly, and the body is already in the Jianghu.

30. Jianghu is far away, so let's go together.

3 1. Don't send me messages when I'm away. Even if I see it, I won't reply to you, just like a person who pretends to sleep will never wake up, so don't look for me. I am a heartless git, so I stay where I am.

32. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills are cooling down.

33. Hello, our boss went to the universe to pick stars.

34. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.

35. I go to the universe to pick stars. I'll be right back ~

36. Your message has been sent, and the other party has read it, but it won't reply.

37. Your little baby is not here, but your father is here.

38. A lifetime is so long, why don't you wait for me?

39. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing, the harp is harmonious, the fairy sound is lingering, and the singing is light. The so-called life is not lost.

40. Hello, sending a one-yuan red envelope automatically unlocks the chat mode.

Qq automatically replies to sentences.

1. I'm not here. I warmly welcome handsome guys and beautiful women. Please leave a message. Frogs and dinosaurs, get out of the way and cool off! I was playing gobang, and I lost all my pants when I was distracted last time. If you lose again this time, you will be photographed naked! I don't want anyone to see me. I'll call you back after the game.

If your eyes blink, I will die. If your eyes blink again, I will come back to life. Your eyes keep blinking, so I will die!

Your qq has been infected by the virus I implanted. Please continue to write to me, or I will do it as soon as I have time!

5. I am the dog of the blue shark. The blue shark is not here now. He will be back soon. I can talk to you for a while if you like!

6. I was cooking while I was away. Someone told me how to cook braised trotters, so I rewarded him (her) for chatting with me for 3 minutes!

7. The owner is away. Where have you been? Just ... Just don't tell you. If you really want to see me, please press and hold the computer power button for 4 seconds and then leave a message.

8. Please wait while the hard disk is being formatted.

9. Do you know what clang is? Party, party, party, only you ~ ~

10, banana, you big watermelon, tell me to bite you again! Kaka Kaka Kaka

Please don't leave me before I leave you.

12, I went to eat. If you are handsome, please contact me later. If you are a beauty, even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first.

13, why? ! Why am I online and you are not? Why am I not online when you are online?

14, I am here occasionally, but I won't tell you. If you want to chat, please answer my question first: which came first, the chicken or the egg? Dig Kaka ~ ~ ~

15, don't worry, I'll tell you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to.

16, ah, miss me so soon? No hurry! Be right back. I'm going to smoke. Please talk to the machine first.

17, this is OICQ answering machine. My master went to eat. What can you say to me?

18, the nine-headed bird went to eat, because it has nine heads, so it may take a little longer.

19, what did you say? I still haven't heard it. would you please say that again.

20. Hello, I'm the beautiful secretary of the host. Please tell me anything. I will tell him when he comes back.

2 1, hello, are you looking for our boss? He is working, I can tell him for you, but you have to buy me a tomato-flavored film!

22. If you need me, please shout!

23.Di this is an automatic response. Well, please send it again and I'll contact you. GG, stop sending it.

24. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

I didn't catch what you just said, please say it again!

People are in a hurry. Reply after half a minute, indicating that I am urinating, reply within 5 minutes, indicating that I am defecating, and no reply within 1 hour. Please call 120 for me.

27. You finally came. I've been looking for you for years. What did you do on Mars? I am going to Pluto now. I'll tell you something later. Don't go away.

I am in a daze, but I am not here now. If you are slow, look down. Banana, your big watermelon, let me bite you again!

29, in the shower, please do not disturb, peep, please buy tickets, 40 individuals, 20% groups, booking phone: I will not tell him the average person!

I am in a daze, but I am not here now. If you are slow, look down.

3 1, Hello, I'm playing a game called cs (or something else). Please press the reset button on your computer and leave a message after the beep. Thank you.

32. I am not young, and youth is not with me. What is the fate of the world? Teach you that I can't be satisfied?

33. Hello, the host is not here. Please leave a message for the host. Thank you for your use! The owner's inflatable doll.

34. Suicide, let's talk about it later.

35, more annoying, more annoying, more annoying, the boss's daily tasks are always endless, you have to ask me when to go online, I said it is basically difficult.

You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded.

37. Hi, the boss is not here to play Warcraft. I am his secretary. If you want to challenge him, I can inform you. If you have anything else, please leave a message!

38. Due to irresistible factors, I have to leave temporarily. Please be patient.

39. The subscriber you called is no longer in service. If you want to solve this problem, please hit the monitor with your head.

40. If you go to eat at noon, you are called to give lectures during working hours. If you are the boss, forget it.

4 1, alas! You are so naughty! Listen, I'm not finished. There you go again.

42. Note: Users using Tencent mobile qq may not receive your message immediately.

43, but you have to buy me a slice, I want tomato flavor!

You have the right to remain silent, and everything you say will be recorded. You can find a proxy server. If you can't afford it, the network will assign one to you.

45. The owner is streaking, and the owner has rushed out of the service area.

46. The hand is always too soft, but the heart is softer. I have nothing to talk about with you. It is always easy to get on the plane, but it is too difficult to get off the plane. Now go to sleep, don't be forced.

47. Hello, I'm going to kill some people. I'll be back soon.

48, very impressive. But what is more powerful is the Tang priest type, which is sticky.

49. Busy, sleepy and helpless, I decided to jump off a building.

50. Do you really want to chat with me? Have you thought about it? No regrets? Really don't regret it?

5 1, hello. This is an automatic reply from Tencent Service Center. Receiving this message indicates that there is a problem with your system. Please press ctrl+shift+del.

52. Artificial respiration begins now. You call me, I throw up.

53. My present posture: wc, posture: crouching face: twitching state: exerting force.

54. The computer is processing your information. Please wait a moment. If there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

If you want the host to be away, please pick up the mouse and leave a message after the beep.

56. It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible!

57. The subscriber you called is no longer in service. The network may be blocked. To solve this problem, please hit the monitor with your head to ensure the smooth network.

58, alas ~ you are so naughty! You see, I haven't finished yet, and there you go again ~ ~

59. You are using an unregistered version of QQ. You can continue to use the software, but the function of sending short messages will be blocked. Support domestic software, please register a new version!

60. Hello, this is XXX's automatic reply. He is not here now. That's all I have to say to me!

6 1. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with this user has been interrupted. Please try again later.

62. * *&%RMB # @%&,OK, that's settled.

63. You are now connected to the sea wolf's refrigerator. Please disconnect after putting food in. Thank you for your cooperation.

64. If you meet such people who don't leave, countless flies will get into your ears and buzz. An incomprehensible type

65. Such people are generally resolute. The following reply is a series of tricks that make people laugh and cry:

66. Go to Houshan and the old demon in Montenegro to learn to eat Tang Priest. Wait till I get back.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please tap your monitor immediately until it sparks. I'll call you back when I hear the sound.

68. Hi ~ I'm not here now. Please leave a message after the beep * * *!

69. Go away. If you don't reply within 3 minutes, please don't be angry, because I am posing for the camera!

70. The subscriber you called is being processed. Please call again later.

7 1. The subscriber you called has not installed oicq.

Dear, please wait for me for a while, my child is crying.

Sorry, the network was disconnected, please resend.

74. Do you want to chat with me? I don't know much, that's all!

Even angels sometimes take a nap. Haha, just play by yourself for a while.

76. I'm hitting on another MM(GG). I'll come to you when I'm done!

77. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12!

78. Is there any place you really want to go? Is there anything you really want? Are there any hopes and ideals? Please join our sleep group and dream.

79. Sorry, the message you just sent was lost due to the server. Please resend it.

Chat message automatic reply sentence

Chat message automatically replies to the sentence (1) 1. I want to buy some oranges. You stay here and don't walk around.

2. [Automatic reply] Sorry, the other party's information has been blocked. If you want her to reply to you, please enter "I am a pig" three times to unlock it.

Hello, I'm busy at the moment. I may be eating, sleeping, going out to play, or hitting monsters, but it doesn't matter, because I want to ask you through my ears: If I were a DJ, would you still love me?

4. Your message has been sent to the other party and cannot be read.

5. When I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice-fried barbecue, the magician killed the Sun Dragon with the knight's sword of sunscreen and the lady's shield of sunshade, rescued the princess from the refrigerator and came to you with the stars given by the freezer emperor.

6. It is detected that the user has been nailed, studied and kidnapped in U campus, and the connection cannot be established.

7. Where is Mother Hadron?

8. Rivers and lakes are far away, and they all go to the same place.

9. [Automatic reply] Because I am too fat, I have great running resistance. I'll be right there, wait a minute ~

10. [Automatic reply] The fairy descended to earth, please wait patiently.

1 1. Some cute and interesting automatic reply copywriting skills are cooling down 1

12. Hello, if you need anything, please flash or call Want Want. They will help you solve all your problems. Don't disturb my appointment with Jackson Yi. Thank you.

13. DuDu, I'm a rabbit now. I only talk to carrots.

14. [Automatic reply] Please press 1 for manual service.

15. If you say no, you are not! Believe it or not, I'm not here!

Automatic reply sentence of chat message (2) 16. Your message has been sent to the other party, but you will not reply after receiving it.

17. If you don't return, you will be herding cattle. If you don't come back, you will lose the herd.

18. Jackson Yee and I will be astronauts and come back to catch aliens for you.

19. If you don't reply to my message, you are a stinking pig. It's normal for me not to reply to your message. See which fairy is not busy.

20. Han Han is in hibernation.

2 1. 14 Go to Magic Fairy Castle and play cards with Magic Fairy King. If you have something to do, go to Maggie Michelle and Xiaolan and let them tell me through the music box.

22. Moon convenience store is selling tenderness.

23. Don't disturb your study.

24. Oh, you stupid groundhog, look at what you said. It tastes as bad as blueberry pie of Aunt Marisu next door. I swear to pull out your hair and make you look like a pious wax gourd, my old friend.

25. Why are you teasing me again? Come on, hurry up.

26. Do you want to talk to me? Do you really want to talk to me? Are you sure you want to say it? Do you have to say it? Go ahead, this is an automatic reply.

27. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, it means you are in love with xxx. If you don't reply, you will get married. Thank you.

28. The lamb is lost and looking for a sheep.

29. This is krusty krab restaurant in Bikini Beach. I'm frying meat pies in Super Fort crab crab. Please call Squidward Tentacles's pager.

Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm done. There's no need to waste your energy. I can't find you if you want to. If you and I have an agreement in a previous life, please wait a moment and be there or be square!