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Wechat Picking Up Girls Routine 100 Sentence

Wechat Picking up Girls Routine 100 sentence, the taboo of Wechat Picking up Girls is nothing to say, so boys should learn how to pick up girls, so as to win girls' hearts faster. The following is a compilation of the sentence 100 of the WeChat pick-up routine.

Wechat pickup routine 1 1, I think you should be very busy, just look at the first three words!

Let's play wood games. Don't move, okay! I lost and my heart moved.

Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.

4. What if I lose it? Just call the police. What? Hold me tight.

If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!

7. Do you know who I like? If not, look at the first word.

8. liking you is like the sun will not give up the sky.

9. I am more afraid of your sad eyebrows than darkness and ghosts.

10, when you are thin, you are stuck in my heart when you are fat.

1 1, I met you in my lifetime, but I spent all my luck.

12, I have gone a little further, but I want to pick more roses and more kisses for you.

13. I wanted to know you the first time I saw you. They call it love at first sight.

14, you have a boyfriend and I only have one rival in love. You don't have a boyfriend. The whole world is my rival in love.

15, take my hand and close your eyes, so you won't get lost.

16, I just like you, with no malice.

There is nothing wrong with you except liking you.

18, I never envied anyone when you were with me.

19, you must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?

Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love.

2 1, I can't say you but I like you.

22. Do you know why you are taller than me? Why? Because God knows boys have to bow to their wives.

23. I am guilty. What? I'm lighting your heart.

24. There are 100 sweet ways: eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words.

26. When I saw you, I became a vegetarian. Why? Because you are my type.

27. What do you think will happen if we fall into the river? It's freezing! We will be fine, because we are in love.

Let me see your hands. (Tan Shou) Hey, you, you need me in your life!

Miss, may I ask you the way? Where are you going? Into your heart.

30. Do you know my last name? I am very happy after knowing you.

3 1. My mobile phone was stolen? Then call the police! Ok, hold on tight (hug the girl conveniently)

32. You are good at holding dolls. Not bad. Why? Then why do you hold my heart tightly?

33.do you like water? I like it. Congratulations, you already like me 72%.

I think you are a little strange today. What's so strange about it? That's cute.

35. Let me ask you a question, little sister. Go ahead. Who do you spend Valentine's Day with? I don't know how you know my name.

36. I'll return the fallen leaves to you. I chase the river every month. I chase you. I put the crane back in the lonely mountain. I came back to you. I came back to you. I protect you with spring mud.

37. What do you bake first when you barbecue? Barbecue first, I will consider you first. ...

38.do you like yourself? I like it! Then I will be your rival in love for life.

39. I'll show you a magic trick ... It's over. Where has it changed? I like you better.

40. You are so cute! I won't give it back when the wind blows into my arms.

4 1, I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? Buy your unswerving dedication.

42. Guess where my heart is? On the left. Wrong, my heart is on your side.

43. Are you tired? You've been running around in my head all day.

44. Why do you want to hurt me! I hurt you? I like you so much!

45. Can you be my Oreo? Why? Because I want to hit on you!

46. Can you guess what constellation I am? Don't you know? I want to do everything for you.

47.you must be a rabbit! Why do you say that? Otherwise, my heart has been beating.

48. Do you know what is in the eyes of the person you love? Stone? No, you showed up.

49. I have a shortcoming in this. What shortcomings? What are your shortcomings?

50. Where are you from? I come from Guangzhou. No, you are mine.

5 1, do you know why your parents still want you after having your sister? Why? For me! !

By the way, how old are you? I owe you 25 years of company.

I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get rid of it.

After 54 or 30 nights of firecrackers, I don't think as much as you.

55. "What time is it?" "12 points." "No, it is the starting point of our happiness."

56. "I want to eat noodles." "What noodles?" "In your heart."

57. I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of date.

58. "I think you are like a game." "What game?" "My world."

59. "You have something on your face." "What is it?" "A little beautiful."

60. "I am very capable, but I can't do anything." "What?" "I won't leave you."

6 1. What if I lose it? Just call the police. What? Hold me tight.

62. You are my dream for the rest of my life.

63. I want to look around the city where you live.

64. Your name is in my mind

65. I have always been rebellious and have gone bankrupt.

I like your eyes, but I like mine better, because I have you in my eyes.

67. Waking up in the sunshine with you is the future I want.

68. I miss you more and more every day.

69. I intend to love you for a long time, and I don't want to give up.

I wish I could accompany you everywhere.

7 1, Nanfeng knows I don't want to be apart.

72. I just want you without poetry and distance.

73. I love your unrealistic, sincere and savage.

I like your charming eyes, thinking expression and beautiful voice. You are the only one in my heart. No one can replace you.

75. I thought about letting you go, but I choked up at the thought that you were the only heart in the world.

76. What's it like to love someone? Probably caring about everything but forgiving everything.

77. Happiness means that the cat eats fish, the dog eats meat, the concave-convex man hits the little monster, and you and I, hand in hand, are stable until we are old.

78. I want to hold your hand, from the heart to the ancient.

79. I like you, your eyebrows and your temper, not you.

80. You are the morning dew, the evening star and all my happiness. I licked your eyes and got drunk without drinking.

8 1 How special are you? Thousands of people in Qian Qian have passed by, and I can see you at a glance even if I am nearsighted.

82. The world is so big that I met you and you met me. It's good.

83. In the past, cars and horses were slow, letters were far away, and I could only love one person in my life.

84. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is a sweetheart.

85. I want to be your pillow book, with a cat in my arms and a lover.

86. Sansheng was lucky enough to meet you, even if he missed it, he would not regret it.

I'm still a blank sheet of paper in front of you. After meeting you, I became a pile of love letters.

88. No matter how the years change, I will remember the way you touched me at first sight.

89. If I can have 999 lucky times in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you and keep them only for myself twice, once to meet you and once to accompany you forever.

Forgive my strong possessiveness. I am very stingy. Because I love you so much, I think everyone looks like a rival in love.

90. Ten lines of conversation, a hundred lines of good night, a thousand lines of small talk and a million lines of nonsense, just to hear one sentence I love you in the wedding hall one day.

9 1, night is the night of the world, and safety is yours.

92, the habit of late at night, in addition to staying up late, still miss you.

I met you very late, but I will stay with you for a long time.

My colorful life is only for you.

96. I didn't wait for you in my life because I didn't.

97. May your sunshine not be sad.

I hope to find a leaf with your name on it.

99. Last night, I dreamed that you smiled at me, and you smiled happily.

100, I hope the breeze is not dry and the time is not old.

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Wechat pickup routine 2 1. My mother likes playing mahjong, but then I was born. My mother gave up mahjong for me and my family because she thought it was more interesting to hit me.

Second, you eat every piece of fat on your body. Say, what do you have to complain about?

Third, the emperor closed a door for you and went to wash and sleep.

Fourth, my classmates helped me with tutoring for three months. Finally, his grades dropped.

Don't blame others for judging people by their appearances. After all, the heart is too far away and the face is in front of us.

Six, the universe will not explode, the bed will not fall off, the earth will not restart, I will not get up early, in the wind and rain, I will nest in the bed.

Seven, girls who love to laugh are not too bad luck, but generally have poor grades.

Eight, dare not look in the mirror for too long, for fear of falling in love with yourself.

Nine, don't be too confident in yourself, there are many more people who can clean you up than you can think of.

Ten, high school is enough money to spend and not enough sleep; College is not enough sleep and money; I'm at work now, and I can't sleep because I don't have enough money. ...

There are many ways to end friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money and not pay it back.

12. It is neither high nor cold. It depends on how well you know me. No matter how big your circle is, please talk to me, including your eyes.

Thirteen, you can love a scum three or five times, but you can't love a scum three or five times. It may be unlucky to go the wrong way, but jumping into the pit all the time is mentally retarded.

Fourteen, the reason for being fat is probably that my body is too thin to accommodate my perfect personality.

In fact, every time I lose my temper with you, I especially regret not hitting you.

Sixteen, people say that companionship is the longest confession. In fact, being good-looking is companionship, and being ugly is tangled.

Seventeen, the emperor is fair, give you ugly appearance, but also give you low IQ, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

The love he gives you will fade, but the money he gives you will not depreciate.

Legend has it that there are two kinds of people left in love, men who have no money and women who can't pretend.

Don't worry about the problem you can't solve today. Because it may not be solved tomorrow.

I don't know whether people will go to heaven or hell after death. Anyway, I'm going to the crematorium.

I wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out. ...

Twenty-four, I don't want to study, I don't want to work hard, I can't persist, I can't be single-minded, I don't know how to be grateful, and I really want to make money. Then buy a bowl

Wechat Picking Up Girls Routine 3 1, actually, I'm not very close.

What did you say?/Sorry? Do you believe me?

I looked in the mirror this morning to see you.

Why? I want to give you all the wonderful things I have seen recently.

3. Why does the electric fan shake its head?

Why? "It tells me not to love you."

I used to have many hobbies, but now there is only one left.

What is this? Just love you.

5. Guess where my heart is.

Well, the left side is wrong, fool. It's over there.

6. Why do you suffer from insomnia?

The moonlight is too sexy for you.

7. You may fall down at any time, no matter which direction.

I'm all yours.

8. There is always someone you always give me a hard time.

Uh, uh, I really want to live with you.

9. Is today Arbor Day?

No. Then why did I fall into your hands?

10, have you ever heard of Nan Shan Nan?

There is a sentence in it that is very similar to you,' You are not as beautiful as when I first met you!' "

1 1, are you the sun?

What did you say?/Sorry? Pull me towards you with your gravity!

Do you know what season I like?

I don't know ~ I like your season.

Are you a projector?

Don't! Then why can't I stop thinking about you!

14 Do you know what my biggest weakness is?

I wonder if it's your fault!

15, is there any glue?

No. Then why did you stab me?