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What strange things happened when building a house in the countryside?

What happened in the nearby village in the early years.

A family in this village wanted to build a new house, so they invited a mason to work at home. How about this Mei Sen? He knows something about Lu Ban and Feng Shui. He can see that his house is a treasure trove of feng shui and wants to keep it for himself, but he can't let his family sell it!

So I used a crooked brain, and when the house was basically completed, I secretly put a dog stick on the beam of someone else's house. At this time, except for his master climbing on the girder, the main family will not go up to see it. What's this stick for? This is what beggars used to take from door to door.

This meaning is obvious, that is, the life of the master family is getting worse every year, and finally it is reduced to begging, which shows the viciousness of the mason master!

After the main house was built, the family went from bad to worse, so that it was necessary to sell the house and live in another country. The house fell into the hands of the masons as they wished.

How was this discovered? After the masons bought the house, they packed things in the house, and the neighbors came to watch the fun. A mouse knocked down the dog stick on the roof, and the crowd fell on the owner's head.

As soon as everyone saw it, knowledgeable people understood what was going on, saying that this beggar's stick made this family like this.

And this bricklayer came to a bad end later. Later, when decorating the house, I fell from a height and broke my leg, which was a complete withdrawal from the industry.

Grandfather was merciful and spared his life!

When I was a child, a family in our village built a house to dig the foundation and dug up a big lobster. There is no river around our village, so they are all curious and go to watch it. The family was afraid that the lobster would die if the excavation took a long time, so they found a big tank, put half a tank of water and put the lobster in. And drowned.

Tell me about myself! 1984 was born. He is frail and sickly. Since 10 learned martial arts from his father, his health has been much better. Tell me about 6 to 8 years old! I forgot how old I was, but I was particularly impressed. I don't know what ever happened. My right leg and thigh root hurt so much that I can hardly walk. I think it's no use taking medicine. My mother didn't know who to listen to, so she took a steamed bun (steamed bread) behind my back and went to the neighbor's house. I had to call them old ladies by seniority [covering my face]. The old ladies let me sit under the door of their hall to relieve the pain. I grabbed a few pieces of steamed bread I brought with me, but I said something in my mouth. I forgot to throw it out the door. The rhubarb swished out of my leg to eat steamed bread, then threw the steamed bread into the house and swished out of my leg. Repeatedly, after a steamed bread was fed, my mother carried me home. Something amazing happened. The next day, my leg didn't hurt at all. It's amazing! With the current scientific theory, I am really confused!

When my grandfather's house was decorated, he dug up a strange thing. When a centenarian saw it, the whole town was boiling.

I remember this very clearly, but I forgot the exact time. It should be the spring of 1982 or 1983, because in my impression, his apricot flowers just withered in those days. Our friends picked apricots slightly bigger than rice grains, wrapped them in cotton and stuffed them in their ears to play with. The older children said it would hatch chickens.

Grandfather's house was built in the Qing Dynasty. It is said that it is about the same age as grandpa's grandfather. This is a big family house, pure wood and carefully carved. The whole house is full of sockets, no nails.

Because it has been too long, it is no longer suitable for people to live in, so grandpa decided to tear it down and redecorate it.

At that time, construction teams were rarely invited to build houses, and almost half of the people in the village would come to help, which was very lively.

After the old house was demolished, everyone began to dig the foundation in the same place, digging and digging. Suddenly, a young man screamed that there was something underground.

At that time, I also squeezed into the crowd and saw it.

People carefully dug it out with a shovel, then put it on a fresh mound and talked about it curiously.

It's dark yellow, the size of a basketball and oval. It looks like steamed gluten dough when my mother made stuffing skin, and it looks like a rotten piece of bloodless beef, which makes people feel numb and crisp.

Strangely enough, although it was dug out of the soil, it was clean without a trace of soil sticking to it.

None of the people present knew what it was, even my well-informed grandfather couldn't tell why.

Later, someone invited a famous centenarian in the town.

The old man has white hair and silver beard, and his body is very strong. It is said that he was 10 1 years old at that time.

The centenarian, neither deaf nor blind, took a look at the thing and repeatedly said, "Good thing, good thing!" "

I remember the scene very clearly. The centenarian asked my grandfather, did you ever hear the thumping sound in the ground when you slept?

My grandfather agreed. Summer is often heard in the middle of the night.

After hearing what they said, I immediately remembered that this really happened.

My home is behind my grandfather's house, separated by a wall. Sometimes you will hear a rhythmic sound like tamping when you sleep until midnight. The sound is not far away, it feels like it is somewhere else, and it feels like it is under the kang. I thought it was the sound of a construction team in the town working all night.

Strangely, this kind of voice can only be heard when lying on the kang in the middle of the night, but not when standing on the ground or leaving the house.

The centenarian said that the sound was made by this thing.

I thought it was a rotten piece of meat, and I didn't know it was alive until I listened to the old man.

It is said to be alive, except like a mass of meat, with no organs in the whole body, and it is said to be a plant or a fungus, but it has no roots or anything like that.

So many people, I dared to poke it gently with my finger, but it didn't respond. It felt like poking it on a sponge.

Everyone asked the centenarian what it was, and the old man said mysteriously, it's called meat ganoderma lucidum, also called Tai Sui!

I often hear adults say "Tai Sui is on the ground", thinking that the underground Tai Sui looks like the land god in the movie, a little old man with a beard. I never thought the so-called Tai Sui was like this.

The news spread quickly in the town, and many people made a special trip to my grandfather's house to see the anecdote. That day, people came and went in my grandfather's yard, which was very lively.

Later, the centenarian asked my grandfather to find a kitchen knife, put the rotten meat on the chopping board, cut it into thin slices one by one, and left a large piece for himself and my grandfather, then cut the rest into small pieces for everyone, and taught everyone how to soak in water.

I remember my grandfather later soaked his works in a glass jar with a well, added some sugar and put them in the shade on the table of the Eight Immortals.

After soaking for a while, grandpa occasionally brings us some soaked water to drink. I still remember the taste: cool, sweet and sour, especially delicious.

Even more surprising, it will grow. In less than a year, it has grown from the thickness of the original table tennis bat to half a foot thick.

During that time, people would come to my grandfather's house from time to time to ask for that thing. My grandfather basically takes everything, cutting a small piece more or less for visitors.

Later, maybe it was because I didn't change the water for too long. My grandfather said it was rotten and could no longer be soaked in water, and then he threw it away.

I also saw that kind of thing in my brother's house a few years ago, which was also soaked in a glass jar. It's exactly the same as what was dug in the foundation of my grandfather's house. I asked my brother what it was, but he said he didn't know.

Some time ago, when I was surfing the Internet, I suddenly remembered it, so I searched the Internet and found that it really looked like those things called "Tai Sui" on the Internet. Although I remember them vividly, I think they are similar in appearance except for some differences in color. Since the unearthed objects have already been thrown away, it is still uncertain whether they are really the legendary "Tai Sui".

It is not the strangest thing to dig out two snakes while digging the foundation. The strangest thing is that after sending them away, they actually came back. . .

Our house was demolished and rebuilt in 2003. At that time, my father was still working in the coal mine, and he was not at home except after work. It was my mother who took care of our children alone, took care of the farmland and even built a house by herself.

What impressed me the most was that people were only responsible for unloading the bricks they bought, and my mother took us a few yards of bricks. The so-called code brick is to sort out the scattered bricks and pick out the broken bricks for subsequent use and count the quantity.

My mother made up her mind to rebuild the house because we were old, the original room was not enough to live in, the old house was built for a long time, some places began to crack, and the roof began to leak on rainy days.

After the house was demolished, we all moved to the common rooms on the ground floor, that is, on both sides of the gate. My mother also separated the compartments with wooden boards, so that we had a relatively private space.

After the old house was demolished and cleaned, the foundation began to be laid. Because there is a ditch behind the house, the terrain is not very good. Soon after the excavation, the water came out. My mother decided to dig the foundation deeper and fill it with stones.

The construction team that built the house came from this village. At first, they were unwilling to deepen the foundation. At my mother's insistence, they began to deepen.

There was nothing unusual at first, but the problem was that the workers dug up two sets of snakes with red and black patterns when they went deeper!

We call this snake Oolong or Zhailong over there, which means the guardian snake at home. It is said that every family will have it. It is difficult to meet each other at ordinary times, and people and snakes get along relatively well.

Some people advocate killing people, and my mother won't say anything. Finally, she decided to release the snake near the farmland with a shovel. One of the snakes was accidentally shoveled by workers during construction.

The subsequent construction of the house was all normal, and no one took the matter of digging out the snake to heart.

After the house is built, my mother will take us to move in when the wall is dry. There is more space and everyone has his own house.

It was not too strange to build a house and dig snakes. It happens from time to time in the countryside, and everyone is used to it. Strangely, after several years, my mother said that she actually saw a snake with a broken tail in the garden of the yard! This is obviously a snake dug up by building a house and released into the wild. Everyone thought it strange to mention it to the villagers. Before that, everyone thought that the snake would be sent away and live in another place.

My mother said that she knew some animals thought they could come back by themselves. For example, their dogs can always find their way home by peeing. I just didn't expect snakes to recognize home. At that time, they were obviously sent to far away places to be released. Now it's back. Let them go. I've never seen them hurt us or poultry.

I haven't seen many snakes in recent years, and occasionally I find the skin peeled off by snakes in the yard.

After a few years, every time I talk about an own goal, I feel amazing. These years, the family is getting better and better. Several of us went to college, went to graduate school, worked and got married. Dad also retired from the coal mine and lived a life of fishing in his spare time, but the little old man said that he could do nothing and went out to work.

There is a sand boss in Wanghai Village. He made some money by fishing at sea, so he tore down the old house and wanted to build a two-story building.

Just do it, choose a lucky day, hire an excavator, "rumble" the old house, then level it and start digging the foundation.

Who knows, digging, shoveling down, digging out two snakes, tightly intertwined, with horns on their heads and a faint red color on their bodies, they are not afraid of people and crawl slowly.

Seeing this, boss Sha was frightened. He immediately kowtowed and burned incense, and had the snake buried and dug around the foundation.

I still felt uncomfortable afterwards, so I went to see a local "big fairy". I didn't know it was a domestic snake until I asked. I have been practicing medicine here for one hundred years. After this alarm, I don't know how many years it will take to rebuild.

He vaguely felt uneasy and asked if Daxian could. After getting a positive answer, he asked Liang Liang when he could ensure the safety of adults and children at home.

Daxian asked birthdates, Sha's boss, for one day, and emphasized that he would be lucky if he saw a man walking by with an umbrella.

Boss Sha kept it in mind and went home.

How time flies! In a blink of an eye, it is the day when the house is on the beam.

On this day, there was no cloud in Wan Li early in the morning, and there was no wind at all. At first, boss Sha believed that it would catch up with rainy days, and someone would come with an umbrella, and then he announced that he would go to the house.

But whether it's official announcement or folk prediction, it's sunny today, and there's no rain, which stumbles Boss Sha.

Seeing things another day, since we have seen them, we must do it according to the regulations, but if it doesn't rain, who will walk in the country with a parasol on a sunny day?

Seeing that at noon, no one passed by with an umbrella, a group of people just stared at each other and could do nothing.

In order to reclaim land, a man came from a distance with an iron pot. This person is also wonderful enough. He bought an iron pot, which is inconvenient to hold. He just walked all the way with his head on his head.

Isn't that a person holding an umbrella?

Boss Sha was overjoyed and immediately ordered Liang and whip.

Grandma herself said: when the house was being built at home, a little white snake with horns appeared on the homestead. It was not afraid of people. It slowly climbed to the well to drink water, and then climbed back, but it was nowhere to be found. It is said to be a domestic snake, and I have never seen it since.

Let me tell you what I saw with my own eyes. I was born in the countryside, grew up in the countryside, and experienced many rural things. When I was a child, my front yard demolished the old house and built a new one. At that time, the walls were all made of loess. After they demolished the thatched roof, they began to dismantle the beams and sticks. I watched them working on the roof, and when I lifted the stick from the roof, I heard a man say, look at this pile of rat shit. Just listen to an elderly man on the other side of the beam say, pull it quickly and see if there is any treasure in it. The man thought it was the old man who teased him and made him shit. Reluctantly, he took a small stick and pulled it in the shit. After several times, he really pulled out something. He picked it out with a small stick for everyone to see. It turned out to be a small copper coin. This man said that mice steal money, too. The old man said it wasn't a mouse. This mouse is in Gao Qian. This is a bat's nest. Bats are naturally fond of keeping money and accumulating it, so let me show you. That man has just enlightened. I was surprised to see below. I don't understand how bat dung can be made into copper coins.

The Lao Li family in Dongge Village is going to renovate the house, demolish the foundation of the old house, and demolish three bones and three cannons. Lao Li immediately reported the case to the public security department and conducted an in-depth investigation, which led to a long story.

There was a fierce battle during the Dongge Village War. The original owner of the Lao family was Fang, and the family was full of soldiers in that battle. The house is designed with a small double-walled room with a secret door to escape bandits or hide valuables. At the end of the battle, one side suffered heavy casualties and was ready to escape. Temporarily release three seriously injured people? In the wall room, there is some water and food left at the same time. Tell them to get them out when the war is over. Then, blocked the secret door. At that time, the adobe walls of the house were so thick that you couldn't hear shouting outside. Besides, because of the war, ordinary people went out to avoid disasters, and few people were at home. Just never look back, the field shines on the new home. The defeated party never came back. Unfortunately, the lives of three seriously wounded people died tragically in a double-walled room.

A few years later, Lao Li bought this house. I didn't know the existence of double-walled houses at all, and I slept with three white bones for decades. It was not until this demolition that the truth came out. I am afraid when I think about it, and I want to change my homestead. The old man in the village told him that in that battle, Dongge Village was full of dead bodies, and there was no pure land, so he had to build a new house in the same place.

In the past seven years, a flash flood occurred in my hometown, which destroyed many houses. The brigade gave up a piece of land at the eastern end of the village to build a house for everyone.

The land also includes several old houses that have not been inhabited for many years. Some people left, others didn't come back, and it was deserted. These houses are all for everyone to draw, and everything that can't be caught is next to the foundation.

One of the houses was left by the old landlord, who hanged a little wife. Later, I was assigned to someone else's house. It was said that it was haunted and no one lived there.

More than 20 years have passed, the house is dilapidated, and people have forgotten the haunted things of that year! When the lottery was finished and the house fell into the hands of the most honest and poorest little fruit in the village, the old people remembered the haunted thing again.

Others said, "In those days, your father helped with the wake. People say that the little wife died unjustly and no one saved her family. Therefore, there is an evil wind in the mourning hall. Didn't your father tell you? "

Xiaoguo didn't remember, so he went home and asked his mother. Her mother said, "That little wife was robbed, too. It seems that she was still a student. Because her family was poor, she made a small one for others." Later, he died two or three times, all saved by your father (his father was working in the landlord's house). She gave your father the ocean, but your father didn't want it. But then, I hanged myself, and it was nothing. It's been so many years, and besides, I never hurt her. You don't have to be afraid. Anyway, I took off my heavy skin ... "

So, two mothers moved in and packed up the materials for building the house. On the first day, NianLia went to bed late and didn't feel anything. The next day, she had the same dream

Xiao Guo dreamed that a woman in white stood looking at him, as if to signal him to stand up and go with him. Although Xiao Guo looked at her a little nervous, she was not afraid, so she followed her out until the east wing.

After entering, she motioned Xiao Guo to remove the broken boxes and cabinets piled up in the house. After Xiao Guo removed the accumulated things, she suddenly found that the woman was gone. Xiao Guo was surprised and just wanted to wake people up!

When I got up for dinner in the morning, my mother and I recited the scriptures together. My mother said she had a similar dream, but I just can't remember it clearly ... So NianLia came to the east wing and saw a lot of boxes and cabinets piled in the corner removed, but NianLia didn't do her previous work. ...

The two mothers thought for a long time, but they just didn't know why, and the small blue brick fruit at their feet suddenly collapsed. He rubbed his foot and the blue brick moved. When he probed with a shovel, the whole blue brick was pried open, and then several more were pried open.

The little fruit was dug again with a shovel, not too deep, and a jar as big as a big bowl was dug up in a few times. I opened it, and it contained 300 pieces of ocean neatly ... Two mothers were pleasantly surprised to learn that it was given to them by a woman in white. In the evening, two mothers secretly burned a lot of paper money in the house to commemorate the kindness of the woman in white!

Later, when digging the foundation of the house, I dug up a pile of ancient coins. At that time, many villagers were present, and the cadres of the brigade called the archaeologists to see them, saying that they were all Song Qianer. Then the state took it away and rewarded the ladies with a lot of money.

NianLia's hard life suddenly turned over, and people said that God has eyes. One is to reward them for having an honest and good family, and the other is to wish them to bear it, otherwise others will not be able to live in that house. ...