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Which artifact made Kong Du Xuan suffer, but he couldn't help it?

I have talked about the strange magic weapon "Bao Qian" in the Romance of Gods before. Now let's talk about another strange magic weapon in the book. The advantage of this magic weapon is that it is fast and hits every shot. As long as it is released, the enemy will be caught. The weakness is that it can only hurt opponents, but it can't give them a fatal blow.

This magic weapon is the signature artifact of Deng Chanyu, daughter of Shang Tang General Deng Jiugong. Is it a surprise? Are you disappointed? Beyond this book, there are super artifacts such as gold and mixed fighting, right? Deng Chanyu's fame is also very general, and her understanding may be limited to her marrying a "short and ugly" native grandson.

At the beginning of the war with Nezha, it was impossible to beat Deng Khan for less than a few times, and then he retreated, and I don't know if it was really impossible; Anyway, Nezha believed him, and hurried to chase him, only to be "snapped" in the middle of the other by a very fast stone, which made Nezha see stars and Deng Khan dare not attack. Nezha staggered back to Zhou Ying.

Deng Chanyu, that's a real rich woman with beautiful white skin. How can she marry Tu Sunhang, who is short and ugly? This has something to do with Tu Sunhang's background. He is a great disciple of one of the Twelve Immortals, with superb skills, using iron bars as weapons and earth hidden as the dominant god. Marrying my baby daughter Deng Chanyu to Tu Sunhang was originally just a joke of Deng Jiugong, but I didn't expect to be forced to make a fake later, which was also humbled.

As the saying goes, Deng Khan married Tu, and Tu had followed his master to help Xiqiao. Deng Khan could only take refuge in it and left with Deng Jiugong. Don't say, this Deng Khan came over.

A stone in Two Commanders of Hum and Ha wounded Zheng Lun, not to mention; Later, Yin Hong, who defeated many generals in the West Shu in succession, was stoned by Deng Khan. A total of five people, including Nezha, Huang Tianhua, Long, Zhang Shan,,,, Gao and so on, suffered losses under Guang Shi.

Here, I mainly talk about Kong Xuan. I can't help it Who made Kong Xuan's title the loudest, claiming to be under the first saint? But in the face of a weak woman who is dirty, she still has to suffer, hahaha.

It is said that at the time of "quasi-mentioning Taoist priests", Kong was preparing to kill Xiqiao Army. At that time, Deng Chanyu was at the back of the house, and grabbed a colored stone on horseback with his hand. Kong Xuan was injured by Deng Chanyu Stone, so he sent his horse back to the village. Don't stop Princess Longji from offering a flying sword and cutting it from behind Kong Xuan. Kong Xuan didn't know, he got a sword on his left arm, let out a cry, almost fell off his horse, and came to the camp with a painful defeat.

Of course, this minor injury is nothing for Kong Xuan Great God, and it will be nursed back to health soon, but this kind of inner anger and injustice is really unbearable; When going out again, Kong Xuan opened his eyes and saw Deng Chanyu. He looked at the woman carefully, but he didn't expect to land like this. ...

Unexpectedly, Deng Khan hit a stone with his hand and said, "Look at that stone against thieves!" Kong Xuan heard this and looked up. He had already hit another door: "Oops!" He covered his face with his hand and turned around. Khan took another stone, hit the back of the neck and was seriously injured. She fled back to the camp.

As a master, you should be proud, but you have been defeated twice, and you have lost so much face. You said you wouldn't hit your face! Can't you look down on other handsome guys just because your husband is ugly? Kong Xuan is depressed, depressed, but helpless; Although the five-color divine light claims to have nothing to brush, it was hit in the face before it was displayed. What do you want Kong Xuan to do? ...

I'm afraid this is what the evil spirit of Huoyun said, "The martial arts in the world are only fast and unbreakable." But Wu Guangshi has another nemesis, that is, Yang Jian, that Yang Jian, can only be described as "abnormal". Physical attack immunity, binding magic weapon immunity, virus spell immunity, IQ savvy and so on. All these make him occupy a person. What are you still playing with? ...

Although Deng Chanyu has a strong sense of fighting, it is still inevitable that his soul will return to his own deity. Tu was killed by the chief commander of Mianchi, and Deng Khan first attacked his wife Gao with hidden weapons, beating Gao to pieces. This annoys Gao, so it's okay for a man to hit himself in the face. After all, he makes a living by talent, and you don't fight with you if you hit a woman in the face.

When Gao appeared for the second time, he first held a red gourd in his hand and released forty-nine needles of the sun god, which were first raised in the city. Deng Khan only heard the sound of horses, but his eyes were shot with a needle, but he couldn't see clearly. Then, with a high knife, Deng Khan died.