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Talk about not being pregnant.

Talk about not being pregnant.

Let me stand like a simple child and watch your bright background disappear in the distance in the moonlight.

Second, I don't like chocolate. I ate a lot during pregnancy, just because people say that children who eat chocolate during pregnancy are lively, and so is prenatal education.

Third, the maternal photos were taken as wedding photos, and the baby and parents borrowed your light.

Fourth, every day in my father's grumpy temper, everything I say is wrong, and everything I say will make me angry. He is immersed in his own way of starting a business and making a fortune. Is this atmosphere good for my baby at home? I've been depressed. I am really tired! Fighting every day. . .

Love is the most beautiful thing in the world. Even if it breaks your heart, forget it with a smile and start the next journey.

6. No matter how sad you are for her drunkenness and what kind of collapse you have, you are willing.

Seven, insomnia every day, uncomfortable, when the big pig's hoof snores everywhere, I feel very wronged! ! ! Where does the happiness of having children come from?

Eight, we used to be proud of the tacit understanding, maybe just right.

Nine, pregnancy is really not easy, riding a roller coaster all the way, just asking for quick unloading.

Ten, "Mom, I have no taste in my mouth and want to eat spicy food." Mom: "Ah, I'm pregnant and I'm going to be a grandmother."

Eleven, every stroke is waiting.

12. I walked to your house with my suitcase in a daze.