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Tell me about it.

1. Although your surface is pure and clean, your dark circles are heavy.

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I'd love to help you, but I'm a family doctor and you're an orphan.

4. Your birth is an apology letter from Durex.

5. You are like a beautiful sheep. You can't find your mother in more than 3,000 episodes. You are like a lazy sheep in more than 1,000 episodes.

God spreads wisdom all over the world, so you brought an umbrella.

7. My sister doesn't have enough blush. My sister's slap will help you.

I don't hate people. I only hate people with low IQ.

9. I hate two kinds of people, one is you and the other is no matter what you become in the future.

Your appearance is very refreshing.

1 1. I really envy the skin on your face. It's well maintained.

12, don't mess with me, it's not that you can't mess with me, it's that I despise you.

13, just casual, not without temper. For some people, I just want to say that my slap is very suitable for your face.

14, don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

15, I wasn't born with thorns. Don't touch me if you know I'm bad.

16. Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

17, I want to swear today, so I won't scold you.

18, "Nature makes heaven and earth, and sometimes accidents happen ~"

19, some people's faces are as ugly as unjust cases

20. You must be very happy to spray your object like this.

2 1, what kind of eggs do you want to lay?

I wish you a long life.

23. It is cruel for an ugly person to look at it carefully.

24. I always see some girls showing off how many spare tires they have. In fact, I am embarrassed to say that the more broken the car is, the more it needs a spare tire.

It must be hard for you to grow up alone.

26. Yan Kong is still online dating. Are you here to open the blind box?

I really want to care about you, but you are never sick.

28. Are you from proud as a peacock?

29. What is the grass beside the ancient road outside Changting?

30. If the country scores your looks, you can have a minimum living standard.

Don't judge me, what you see is just what I choose to show you.