Funny boss quarreling, tell me.

He knows that twisted melons are not sweet, but he doesn't like eating melons.

To turn dreams into reality, the first step is to be sober.

Beauty is in affectionate eyes, while idiots are in heartless eyes.

I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

For a person who looks like a failure, looking in the mirror is equivalent to watching a ghost film.

Classic sentence: Nothing is wrong, nothing is money.

Women, showing wisdom is sexier than showing thighs.

I am depressed, especially in the mood to tell the world.

The classroom is where the living stay. If it's too noisy, you can go to the morgue.

It's not that I'm spinning, it's that your brain cells are failing and you can't rotate.

But gold always shines, and you glass slag can only reflect light.

Do nothing after graduation and be my wife.

Pick up the red envelope and open it. It says "Another packet".

All winds that don't aim at snowing are hooligans.

This wind is really obscene, and it dried my lips.

Others laugh at me for being too wild, and I laugh at them for not being open.

Say that women are a disaster, you are a disaster.

Laugh for ten years, laugh for two years and you'll be killed.

Whenever people ask me what to do, I will say I will die.

Life is a moving person and death is a moving soul. Is it impossible for me to die with Unicom?

I don't wear tights to show my figure, but to prevent thieves.

Boss, have a bottle of 520 so that I can stick my broken heart together.

If wages can rise as fast as house prices, the world will be really lovely.

Classic Quotations: If you are an angel, the price of seeing you is my death.

I enjoy a moment's blank in my mind every day, and my thoughts are relatively simple.

Don't be afraid to meet hooligans, be more hooligans than hooligans.

Youth is rushing, and then falling down beautifully.

It's not that I don't understand, it's that the book doesn't let me understand.

Besides sulfuric acid, there is makeup remover that can disfigure people.

Nostalgia is not because of how good that era was, but because you were young then.

When it thundered, I stood under the big tree and said to God, I want to go there, too.

This classmate is so rude that he doesn't even talk to me in class.

I'm more rogue than a rogue.

I smiled at myself in the mirror and said, it's good to be a heartless woman.

"Man" has an irreplaceable hegemony. "Woman" has a gentleness and exclusiveness.

Actually, I'm not that strong. I just try to be brave again and again.

It's not terrible to meet hooligans. I'm more rogue than a rogue.

When I was a child, I desperately wanted to grow up. When I grew up, I found that my childhood was the most perfect.

An explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is a fact. So everything, no explanation.

I don't care, you don't care, what will happen to us?

In the last hour of holding hands with you, I found that I still love you. ☆。

I am not a straw boat, and you are not Zhuge Liang. You don't have to complain to me.

Sunflower, a flower that smiles at the sun.

Don't flirt with me, sister-in-law will make you a legend. ——

We don't accept gifts this year, but we accept apples when we receive gifts.

You cried heartbreakingly, but we didn't withdraw from Korea, so we had to sigh helplessly.

I'm not super Mary. I can't afford the RMB you want.

When I am pursuing Happyness, I am afraid that I am not at home, so I always stay at home.

In the morning, the sun is shining and the smile is bright. I give you roses, which are fragrant in my hand; At dusk, the old vine looks gloomy. You give me back my rose, my hand hurts.

The road to success is always under construction.

I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes are all scratched and there is no spark.

Boredom is how a person feels about a plate after eating the food on it.

Still sexy when I was a child, my ass was exposed every day.

Confucius said: Sleepless at noon, collapse at noon. Mencius said: Confucius is right.

I caught a QQ drift bottle today, and I caught one. And I collapsed! "Another bottle.

It is about to enter the third grade, but it is not enough.

It is not necessarily gold that shines, but a light bulb; It is not necessarily diamonds that shine, but plastics.

If the score is not high, just pass; Knowledge is not deep, derailment is spiritual; I am a classroom, but I am heartless. ...

The exam is coming, but it's a pity that everyone else is reviewing while I'm previewing. What's more, I didn't review as well as others.

North love funny hooligans is not terrible, just afraid that hooligans have culture.

1, cherish life and stay away from Cheng Feng.

People are in heaven and money is in the bank.

3. Thousands of children in China are hard to change! You play double suicide in this era!

4, love! Contemporary Liang Shanbo, four-eyed Romeo.

Facing the blue problem of your private life, we choose to fight side by side and share the same enemy.

6, to change the car, the car is a man's face, men can play anywhere, but can not hit the face.

7. You can't take revenge on your father as a career!

8. Don't look at the listed companies outside. In fact, it is no different from the wonton stall downstairs. In this old process, the emperor is the only one, and all the loyal ministers and dutiful sons of shareholders are obedient.

9. I met someone recently, and she made me feel that my martial arts and skills were gone.

10, didn't you claim to win all the male animals in three days?

1 1. Don't mention the word Lin Xia to me. It's terrible. Lin Xia is fiercer than a tiger.

12, the wind is rustling and the water is cold. If you don't take the order, you won't return it

13. I watched that grandson grow up. I know him like a farmer's uncle knows shit.

14, "You are sick." "What's wrong with me? You have medicine. "

15, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

16, is that a mobile phone or a massager?

17, the highest state of going to work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

18, I didn't see you pay taxes so actively. Why are you so excited about someone committing suicide?

19, the ninth floor of the magic of love, the highest realm of hunting law: bear blind man breaks corn and loses one.

20. In today's society, love is equivalent to the exchange of two pounds. The only difference is whether you sell dollars or RMB.

2 1, in your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love for me. Just meet that person in my best years.

23. Although I am not an impatient person, I am not a person when I am in a hurry.

24. You can't keep what you can buy, and no one can take what you can't buy.

25. If a man can't handle a woman, what do you think he can't handle?

26. "Are you wrong?" "I was wrong." "What's wrong?" "I shouldn't kill people."

27. Do you know what triggered my breakup with Wu Di? -I have a crush on a pair of shoes, 3500 yuan. Wu Di can't afford it. Andy bought it for me.

28. Anyway, no matter what kind of man I'm with, it's us women who get hurt in the end. Then why don't I find someone rich? Even if I can't rely on them, I can still rely on their money!

29.woody! Can you believe that if you leave this door today, my hind feet will set off a blood shed in the women's field in Beijing? Can you believe it?

30. Miss Wang, I came to thank you today. During the crucial four years in my life, from the age of 3 to 7, you gave me all your care and love, which made me a symmetrical and handsome person today.

3 1. When I grow up, if I am a woman, I will be a doctor. If I am a man, I will be a policeman.

Usually, if a woman and a man are good, she won't miss her previous one. This is based on the nature that all female animals need to be loyal to a male animal, so as to wholeheartedly cultivate the next generation created with her.

To be exact, a woman is not in love with two men at the same time, but in comparison at the same time.

34. There are four beauties in Beijing: Lin Xia, which is as hot as summer, Shen Bing, which is as fresh as winter, Yang Zixi, which is as bright as spring, and Xiaowujie, who is as enchanting as autumn!

Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid of culture —— Talking about funny classics

I am even more afraid of seeing such a bottomless funeral under his nose.

Loneliness is a physical form, and feeling loneliness is a mental state.

I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

Even without distance, love is a long-distance race.

The man in the dream wakes up and walks up to him.

Brother is not lonely, but spring; I don't call it loneliness.

It was still very easy to mix in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant.

I am not the Mona Lisa, and I will not smile at everyone.

Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and couldn't take it off!

According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome boy.

Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence.

In the world, there is love besides teeth.

But gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the ground, I don't know which one I am.

People who run around brothels are not old, please use Huiren Shenbao.

Oh, dear, my clothes have lost weight again.

Listen to you and leave me ten books.

I want to puppy love, but it's too late.

I have a little thought, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

People don't attack me, I don't attack; If people offend me, comity three points; If people force me again, I'll give you an injection; People still attack me and kill the grass.

The direction against the wind is more suitable for soaring. Not afraid of being blocked by ten thousand people, I am afraid of surrendering myself.

A person's life is like taking a shit. Sometimes you have worked hard, but all you come out is fart.

The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!

Marriage is like a maze, and the people who built it have lost their way first.

Driving is not difficult, but there are new people.

I didn't mean to be different, so I can't have outstanding taste.

Hard life needs no explanation.

Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

Don't say that others are mentally ill. The premise of mental illness is to have a brain.

When you meet me, you will suddenly find out. So handsome can be so single-minded!

Listen to you, hang the southeast branch.

The only way to get happiness is to cherish what you have and forget what you don't have.

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

Ming Sao is easy to hide, but dark is difficult to prevent.

Birds are big, and there are all kinds of Woods.

Rogues are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

Playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.

Hearing a name and thinking of one thing, the city is quiet and makes people tremble.

If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

Protect yourself, love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

Flowers often do not belong to those who appreciate them, but to cow dung.

When I was a child, smiling was a kind of mood; When you grow up, a smile is an expression.

If you want to get ahead of others, you must suffer after others.

Grandpa was handed down from his grandson.

Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

How I wish I could grow old with you unexpectedly.

I have been reluctant to tell you. I always have a feeling in my heart that we can't be apart in this life.