What are some sad sentences that look funny?

1. A girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery before, and it was quite successful. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me anymore.

2. I found that I took the subway in the wrong direction today, so I have to change at the next stop. An old man got off with me and got on the bus in the opposite direction. In the car, he said to me, "Young man, be careful in the future and don't sit in the wrong direction."

3. I finally understood in tears that some people didn't like to eat when they were young, which led to their short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.

4. The boy takes you to play games. He doesn't care about winning or losing. He doesn't like or get angry, not because he likes you very much, but because he has realized that taking you to this vegetable chicken can't win at all.

Beggar: Sister-in-law, I haven't eaten for two days. Can I have some cake? Sister-in-law: Cake? I only have rice here. Beggar: Forget it if it's normal, but today is my birthday!