Joke Collection Website - Talk about mood - I am a mobile phone control boy, a high school student, who often attends classes and plays mobile phones at night. I'm tired of playing games now, so I can't stop playing mobile phones.

I am a mobile phone control boy, a high school student, who often attends classes and plays mobile phones at night. I'm tired of playing games now, so I can't stop playing mobile phones.

I'm not here to advise you not to play with your mobile phone.

But, son, you should know:

Apple technicians play mobile phones every day, creating a world trade industry. What can you do? Maybe you will say that you have played in the glory of the king, or that you are flying at full speed, or that you are already a real estate tycoon in your mobile phone.

If you continue to play, don't think about college. In the future, you will go to the ups and downs of society, dream that little people will reach the peak of their lives, and then envy others that they are gay in college.

If you wake up and study hard, you can continue to play with your mobile phone in a good university, and a group of people will play with you. At that time, you would think that the mobile phone was even more fucking difficult to play than it is now, but you wouldn't attend classes, and then you graduated and entered the state-owned enterprise. You and a group of friends who like to play with mobile phones will go to the store with a college diploma (no muscles to sell) to sell mobile phones, detergents and fitness cards.

If you wake up, study hard, you are ahead of others in college, relax and have some fun when appropriate, and then continue to study hard. Maybe you can't be an excellent researcher, but you will definitely meet a girlfriend. When you are serious, you will find that you are so handsome and strive for the life you want with you.

If you wake up and study hard, the university only knows how to study, and only girls who like you know how to study. You may get a doctorate, then make contributions to the country and society, and then wait for fate through blind date. Appreciate that the serious girl has her own family, and her life is stable and happy, which makes you envious. However, your Excellence has become an unforgettable story in her youth but will not be mentioned again. Then you will be urged to get married, and then you will find that no woman dares to like you because you are too lonely and difficult to understand.

6. If you wake up and study hard, you only know how to study in college. If a girl likes you and you only know how to study, it will also affect her to study hard with you. As long as you don't dislike each other, there is no mistress, the future is limitless, and the future can be expected.

7. If you wake up and study hard, you only know how to study in college. If a girl likes you, you only know how to study. But when you meet a rich girl who likes you and you stop studying, you will become a fine product in the dregs and shine on a road that you can't turn back and don't know where to go. Then after a while, you met a beloved woman, gave up everything for her, only to find that she loved the rich girl's money as much as you did, and then you were interrupted by the rich girl's father.

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Play more mobile phones, don't study, if you don't want to see a better tomorrow! Welcome netizens to add answers! Life is full of surprises and possibilities. Please don't be stingy to share what you have seen and heard.