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Humorous people often make people laugh with humorous words. Below I will share some humorous sentences with you. Come and enjoy with me.

Compile 1. When you can

Humorous people often make people laugh with humorous words. Below I will share some humorous sentences with you. Come and enjoy with me.

Compile 1. When you can't figure it out, think about yourself in China, and everything will suddenly become clear.

I only had a nosebleed once, but I still mistook the sanitary towel for a mask!

3. Not necessarily a monk burning incense, but also a panda!

If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I'll resign. I'll give him two Chinese coins and kill him before I resign.

If people are bored, they can play with their noses for a while.

6. A good wife will never ask her husband to buy her this or that; A good husband will never wait for his wife to talk before buying.

7. Part I: How worrying is the China Men's Olympics? Part two: It's like a group of eunuchs visiting a brothel. Horizontal criticism: no one will shoot.

8. The reason why men are fat and women are thin: boys have two bags of fresh milk, a bird's nest and two pieces of abalone every night; And girls only have one ham sausage and two quail eggs every night.

9. Come on, drag it out, jj slice and fry the green pepper!

10. I don't know why, I am a girl who loves my brother!

1 1. set up a stall ... make money ... Japanese wife ... have children ... set up a stall again!

12. The early bird catches the worm, and the early worm is eaten by the bird!

13. Everyone has his time!

14. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

15. There are no birds in the sky, but I have flown!

16. People always deceive themselves, precisely because it is easier than deceiving others.

17. Director: "Real art is priceless!" Actor: "We should devote ourselves to art!" " Reporter: "Can you get out of bed and take some photos first?" "

18. Boys get PhDs because of their low IQ, while girls get PhDs because of their low EQ. I don't know my length. How can it be your depth?

19. The wife is a big tree, and the lover is a grass. Planting a big tree to enjoy the cool and raising a grass to walk the birds is a harmonious society and environmental protection.

20. The girl outside the umbrella is destined not to go out in rainy days. ...

2 1. After reading this day, I was depressed to see that Emperor Kangxi became the king of a country at the age of 23. But when I saw that Emperor Tongzhi had been dead for four years at the age of twenty-three, my heart was balanced.

22. If you don't sleep in class, you will get drunk on the wine table.

23. Lu Yu, a beautiful sister, wants to have fun with her. Before she thought about the incision, the beauty left, feeling very urgent. She shouted, that beautiful woman in front, you dropped your bra!

24. Real good brothers and sisters are not always together with endless topics, but together, even if they don't talk, they won't feel embarrassed.

25. Effect of contraception: If you don't succeed, you will become an adult.

Highlight 1. Don't even know Beckham, how dare you talk to me about basketball! . At the campus singer contest, the female judge commented on me: "You have great potential, but your only shortcoming is to enter * * *-"

Make a joke with my sister in the private room and say that I really miss the sun! What does sister mean by the sun? I said the sun is the sun! Sister smiled: You want me to make it clear! You intellectuals!

I thought that no one would recognize me as long as I was as black as coal, but I was wrong. I was completely wrong. At this moment, I am already black and shiny.

4./kloc-appeared at the age of 0/8, and 18 made progress every day. Dream big at the age of 20 and work hard at the age of 20. Years old is basically oriented, and years old is popular everywhere. 18 years old playing mahjong, 18 years old wandering around. Lesbians are always at home and are still hanging on the wall at the age of 20!

You are the best example of a failed abortion!

6. I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

7. Raise pigs without money; Get a dog if you have money. Those who have no money eat wild vegetables at home, and those who have money eat wild vegetables in hotels. Those who have no money ride bicycles on the road, and those who have money ride bicycles in the living room. Those who have no money want to get married, and those who have money want to get divorced. Wives and secretaries without money, secretaries and wives with money. Those who have no money pretend to have money, and those who have money pretend to have no money.

8. Remind everyone that learning to understand notebooks is very important for self-cultivation! Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook ... and everyone knows what happened afterwards. Judging from the Edison Chen incident, the reasons need not be said.

9. I haven't been cheap for a long time, bitch. I heard that you have become a man and a woman?

10. Boys fool girls, which is called flirting; Girls fool boys, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called affection.

1 1. A girl is like a book on the shelf. Although you bought her, before you bought her, she was more or less turned over by several boys …

12. Calculate the salary increase, and you will find that you are even worse than a pig!

13. Boys expect to lock the zipper of girls' wallets, while girls expect to lock the zipper of boys' pants.

14. I found a thick wallet on the road that day in Tomb-Sweeping Day. I am ecstatic. Open it and it's all paper money! "How to find such good luck in life?" Tian Yang said. So I grabbed my wallet and killed it by the roadside!

15. College is the best time for girls to develop.

Check 1. Even if I am a cactus, I need to be watered by rain occasionally, even if there is only one drop, two drops, three drops and four drops ... At least, it gives me courage and confidence to look forward to the charming rainy season. ...

2. Once the fallen aristocrats are down and out, they will be worse than death; Beggars will not feel pain even if they smash property again.

If you can't dress your girl in a wedding dress, don't stop your hand from unbuttoning her clothes!

4. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to one!

What is more troublesome than meeting a bitch is … meeting two bitches at the same time.

6. I'm so pure, I'm a little pure!

7. Sometimes, everything is false except lies!

8. When I came home one night, a robber in Lu Yu said with trepidation, Big Brother, I just graduated from Jinqiao, and I can't find a job. I really have no money. The robber cried bitterly: Brother, I am from Jinqiao, too. Get a good diploma. The robber in front is also from Jinqiao. Don't worry, we won't rob it ourselves!

9. The dream at the moment determines your future. Go to sleep again!

10. Mixing entertainment circles is like playing mahjong. If you want to be a big name, you have to be willing to be a pot of chicken!

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