Classic sentences satirizing despicable people

Classic sentences satirizing despicable people

You are obviously a snail, and you have to carry a tortoise shell, which is seriously overloaded. You're not too tired.

As soon as you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the thousands of roads.

I can't describe you any more, because you are beyond the description of the earth people.

I used to think Picasso was abstract, and I didn't know Picasso was a realist until I saw you.

Being an actor like you, you don't need makeup to shoot ghost movies, or even cg to shoot Jurassic.

Look at your lemon head, mouse eyes, aquiline nose, eight eyebrows, ears, big mouth, rabbit teeth, wick neck, high and low shoulders, long and short hands, chicken breasts, dog belly, useless waist, and hurry back to Mars. The earth is very dangerous.

I beg you, don't appear in front of me again, you scared me to death!

May your boyfriend always call.

Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think there are three layers outside your face, so it should be no problem to lose a few layers.

If you know you are walking at the airport, you should hide. Don't be cocky, lest others don't know.

Your father was so worried about you that he jumped out of the urn and cried.

Ugliness is not your intention, but God's temperament.

Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

Asking how sad you can be is like a eunuch going to a brothel!

Your life can be summed up in eight words-absurdity in life and cowardice in death.

Be right back after the commercial!

My father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

I don't wrestle with pigs for two reasons: one is to make me dirty, and the other is to make pigs happy.

Brother Chun and Brother Zeng are more feminine than you!

Son, you are crazy. Your breath is louder than beriberi.

Forever young, forever act young, forever ingratitude, forever tears.

I used to think Picasso was abstract, and I didn't know Picasso was a realist until I saw you.

Does your family eat shit? Nonsense. I said, will you stop? Not that I'm afraid of you. I'm afraid you are too weak for a woman.

You make me doubt my life.

No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

Li Bihua said: What is surplus? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after I was cold.

What a beautiful beauty uncle!

Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm beautiful.

Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not at the computer. Please tap your monitor immediately until it sparks, and I will reply you when I hear the noise.

No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

You are a simple four, except two and two, minus two and two, it's really two and two, minus one and two.

You are obviously a snail, and you have to carry a tortoise shell, which is seriously overloaded. You're not too tired.

As soon as you go out, there are no birds in the mountains and no footprints in the thousands of roads.

Please wait while the hard disk is being formatted.

Son, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

You're wasting your sanitary napkin life.

Women like ugly men and don't like ugly men.

Hello, QQ is on holiday today. I am a net worm ... ...

Tencent server system crashed, please try again later!

★ Cramp ... Please don't disturb. ...

My present position: WC; Posture: squat; Face: convulsion; Status: hard ...

Wukong, do you want to talk to the teacher? If you want to talk, just say so. How do you know you want to talk to the teacher until you tell me?

I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

Come on, do you want to die or not?

Hi.-I'm not here now. If you need anything, please leave a message after hearing the sound of "force" ... force!

Please wait while the hard disk is being formatted. ...

I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm unreliable and sometimes I'm out of tune.

Take a shower-don't peek-um-short-um-short-

The computer is processing your information, please wait a moment, if there is no response for a long time, please restart the computer!

If the host is not here, please pick up the mouse and leave a message after the beep. ...

Even if you are the only woman in the world, I would rather have sex with someone else.

Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind.

You are the product of contraceptive failure.

Sister and aunt, please be realistic! You think this is Andersen's fairy tale! This is not!

Well, that's it. Anyway, these words are still the same. Have a rest, I'm afraid I'll delay your reception time. It's not a good deal for you.

People like you, a series can only live two episodes, or die.

Boy, what happened today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

You think you are an onion, who will dip you in the sauce?

You look like this. Men look at eggs, women look at lactic acid.

Your five senses are poorly disciplined!

Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it won't turn into a hot cake when steamed in a pot.

Don't be an animal covered with human skin, and be cheeky and hooligan!