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Seeking humor through novels

Dancing with the wind-dreaming of three lives

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At the age of nine, she became an unrecognizable orphan girl after a fire.

15 years later, she was betrayed by the closest person and died in the fire.

At the end of her 24-year-old life, besides training, it was revenge. With a scary hag face, she really has nothing. ...

What's the smell of love? How can people be so heartbroken and happy?

A fire, a crossing.

A demon leader who blushes at the sight of her, but kills like a horse. ...

The pale Shangguan Castle owner is her unmarried husband. ...

This smiling man is covered with scars. ...

The treasure map in Ziyunbi, the wealth coveted by the whole Wulin, the bloody events in different time and space ... where is she going? Where does love go?

My ancient soul-half a soul

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She's one year old, he's four—

When she finally gnashed her teeth, she couldn't wait to take revenge on him and bit him hard.

"Sister kiss me! Kiss me! "

In less than three days, the whole village knew that she had kissed him, and her reputation was ruined from then on.

She's two, he's five-

She pointed to the starry sky and said to him, "There is a big piece of black cloth on it, with many bugs and many small holes."

He actually said, "Really! My sister is so smart! "

She's three, he's six-

She took her favorite green bamboo shoot and said to him, "You know that all the food we eat is poured out of shit and urine!" " "

Chopsticks are frozen. Take them back. All the green bamboo shoots went into her stomach, but he ate Osmanthus Jelly for three days.

She's four, he's seven—

She bathed with him and he asked her why he had a penis and she didn't.

She told him seriously: "Nobody has this. This is an unnecessary thing. If anyone sees it, they will cut it down. "

Since then, he has developed a good habit of taking a bath alone and not letting servants serve him.

She's five, he's eight—

"Why does her chest bulge?" He looked at the passing girl and asked.

"Because she hid two steamed buns in her chest and took them out when she was hungry!"

That evening, the story of the young master's indecent assault on the servant girl came from Hongzhuang.

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Wait for the soul of three thousand years-otherwise, invite students.

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One is a beautiful child as cold as a lotus, and the other is a beautiful teenager who is exquisite in all directions.

One is the indecisive son of heaven and the fierce emperor, and the other is the scheming enchanting second prince.

"If I let you stay here for a few more months, I'm afraid I won't let you go."

"Eldest brother, he is so kind, I don't believe he can do it!"

Throne, regime, open struggle, infighting.

The game of imperial power, step by step. Get up and put an end to chaos, walking on thin ice.

"Not everyone can sit in this seat facing south."

"His name is Tian Fei, and he is destined to get sick all over the world."

If it weren't for Mr Lian's help, how could he be here today? "

Modern times are talented women, and ancient times are the center of the storm.

"The inverse of the white fox can only be reversed by the dragon's blood. Now, you have to listen to me. "

"I have to go back, killing people ... is not impossible."

Facing the fact that dragon blood can only return to modern times, is the son of heaven stabbing or staying?

Faced with the situation that the comments from the outside world are completely different from what they saw, are the rebels pressuring or attracting?

Is the emperor an enemy or a friend in the face of a court that knows people but doesn't know their faces?

"You are very special. But it is because you are so special that people suspect. "

"If you have the slightest intention of the emperor, I will let you go up in smoke."

Treading on thin ice, the game is thrilling, but it can't escape a thrilling eternal love.

"I lost the siege, but you, I will never let go. Remember, you are my man. "

"Joke, whose person she is, can you decide?"

"If anyone dares to hurt her, I will not spare her. Even if my opponent is a jade knife, I will fight for a jade meteorite! "

Calling for Song one after another, how many days do we have?

Indulge in singing, a song "Spring Dawn at the Age of Dyke", kneeling together, loudly saying: Fire Dynasty.

Beauty Robbery-Dream Three Life

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Why do novels become beautiful when they travel through time and space, but she is an exception? Even if he is the only one who is gentle and considerate to her, why should he betray her? Why did this dissolute and extravagant emperor in history become her last and only support? Why is the truth buried so heavily? Finally, she finally understood that beauty is like this, and beauty is bad luck. ...

Beauty mourns-dreams of three lives

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A plot to change the royal family, a world champion, a man with three surnames who was denounced as a domestic slave ... a vulgar blind date banquet, and an inexplicable crossing. So, I became the story of the lonely beauty diusim watching the moon in the romance of the three kingdoms ... she was ambitious and killed people without blinking an eye, but she was willing to be beyond redemption because of her smile; The boy in white wins the snow, the majestic iron halberd in the Three Kingdoms and the gentle weather protect each other to death because of her tears. ...

Laughing at the Three Kingdoms-Dream Three Life

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On a ten-year-old midsummer night, a blind grandmother in the welfare home touched her hand and said, son, you are the life of the queen. She lay on her grandmother's lap, trembling with laughter. At the age of twenty, she crossed. Let's look at the girl who is empty-handed and lonely again. After a thousand years of time and space, she plays a beautiful song in the Three Kingdoms. Look at that woman with bright eyes and narrow eyes, smiling proudly at the three countries and the world. In that bloody time and space, she performed a sad story in troubled times. ...

An ancient journey to find a beautiful man-Stan

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A female student traveled through ancient legends with a box of Joan of Arc hymen. The heroine in the article is charming, but not very outstanding. She is a real greedy, selfish and afraid of death. She fell into the status of a sage in ancient Luomen, and started an ancient journey under the control of Prince Shan Yao's chess game. During the journey, she met all kinds of beautiful men in the rivers and lakes and all kinds of dangers. With modern knowledge, unique personality and invincible luck, she won the hearts of more than N beautiful men around her and survived several times. At the same time, the sow's selfish and indifferent heart was gradually changed by the truth.

The legendary fallen queen of the harem-Princess Memory

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Not every girl who crosses is lucky.

I am the most unlucky one! Although she is a queen, she has never seen the emperor in the cold. The queen is only a figurehead. Even so, some people think she is in the way and hope to get rid of it quickly.

The queen named Evening Fog seems to have a sinister future. ...

Travelling around, making a living

The heroine of the novel is a traveler. She became a brat and a princess, but she was assassinated within a few months and was rescued by the owner of the "monkey" (because the owner loved bananas too much). Later, she got to know "Fox", learned martial arts from it, got to know "Tang Xiao" and played Jianghu with Tang Xiao. This story is very humorous.

Maid, confused queen

Although this is a palace, the woman who passed by has no breath of a palace. This woman is confused, but she is also smart. Participated in three times, but she didn't succeed once. Finally, a fat monitor crossed with her. Man, I didn't say anything, but sometimes it is especially helpful. ) two people played a prank together. The end of this article was a bit hasty, but the whole text was not picked at all, so humorous that people could laugh when they read it.

The merry princess who travels through time and space

After graduation and unemployment, my boyfriend abandoned me. When I was lovelorn, I helped others without hesitation. There were so many beautiful men in ancient times. Absolute beauty, the king of the wind, refined, handsome and cold, tall and charming, amorous feelings, shy and timid, clean and simple, dignified and domineering, noble and affectionate, how to choose so many beautiful men? Well, I have to reluctantly accept it!

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