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A barrel of Xinfeng wine is worth 10,000 yuan, and the ranger with five spirits is a teenager. When we met, people drank to the spirit of the king, and the horse was tied under the weeping willow in the restaurant.
3. Su Shi's newly brewed osmanthus wine
Stir-fried incense was sifted into the bottle basin, and Ang Xichun was muddy by the rain. Organize the casket of the Hill Tibetan Society and greet the bright moon to Fang Zun.
The wine has been distributed to the students, and the food is still owed to the landlord. Unfortunately, the rotten boiled sunflower soup was poured into osmanthus.
4. During the Xichun period in Fan Chengda and the Southern Song Dynasty, there were two guests in the East Building (A.D.1126-1193).
Two guests in the east building, pen and ink contemporary poet. I came, but I was drunk with spring wine, and the pulse of Xingqiao went into the night.
5. Qiu Jin drinks wine.
It's worth spending a lot of money to buy a treasure knife and change mink fur. A cavity of blood is diligent and precious, even if spilled, it can become Bi Tao.
6. Zongchen collected and cherished Li Bai.
What does a wine star have to do with the world? Five buckets of golden dew for you, drunk and killed Jiangnan Qian Shan.
7. Drunk songs
Don't come back until you're drunk. If you drink 1000 cups, Liu Ling will feel ashamed. Invite the moon to drink Chang 'e's companion, and a river will worry about wine.
Boil a sheep, kill a cow, and keep your appetite in suspense. You need to drink hundreds of cups at a time. Don't laugh when you are drunk at the dinner table. How many people can sober up?
8. Li Chenhe Pavilion
The south wind leveled the mountain, and the Emperor of Heaven sent Tianwu to the sea. The Queen Mother's peach blossom was red a thousand times, and Peng Zu Wu Xian died several times.
Green hair is different from money, and jiaochunliu contains fine smoke. Zheng advised me to get rid of Jin Qu scar. Who did God ask at the end of blood?
You can enjoy the sad song Ding Dou Hu without drinking, because there is no master in the hero's world. Buy a silk thread, a pair of Ping Yuanjun, and good wine, and pour it on the old soil of Zhaozhou.
The leaky kettle presses, the water rushes to the jade toad, and the woman's hair is thin. Look at the autumn eyebrows turning green, and twenty people are stabbed.
9. Li He's screen music
Butterflies inhabit Dianthus Silver Customs, and water condenses green duck glass money. The water turns six to hold the cream and a half, and the golden cicada is cast on the mirror.
Aquilaria sinensis fire warms dogwood smoke, and wine brings new attempts. The sun wind exposed the cold outside the screen, and the birds in the city sang and the women slept.
10. Lihe liquor shop
I am a poor and pitiful wanderer, just to drink all my sorrows and joys. I wish you good health, wine owner. That year, my father went to the west and spent money in a foreign land. The broken willow at the door of my house disappeared.
I heard that Ma Zhou used to be a new visitor, and heaven and earth knew each other forever. A few short lines won the favor of the emperor.
I have lost my soul and can't call it back. A rooster, the world is bright. Young people are worried about clouds, who wants to sit cold?
1 1. Li hekai stinking pavilion
The autumn wind blows the grass dry, and Huarong is blue and the night is cold. I am not proud of being twenty years old, and my heart is full of sadness and gratitude.
Clothes are like quails, horses are like dogs, and Qi Lin's swordsmanship is like a bronze roar. Qiting dismounted from his horse to meet his autumn friends and invited Yi Yiyang for a pot of wine.
The clouds in the pot can't open, and Wan Li is worried in the daytime. My master advised me to cultivate my heart and bones, and not to fill my ashes with injuries.
12. Li Gongshi
Luo Yue's shirts and trousers welcome the spring breeze, and jade carving Kirin is reddish. On the first floor, there is a banquet for immortals, with a strong blowing sheng fragrance at the bottom of the account.
The wine on earth is warm in spring, and the flowers grow in the shade during the day. Drinking at the flying window, the night candle on the copper plate is yellow and greasy.
Small sleeve, bald shoulders, parrots, purple embroidered hemp idle roars. In Gui Xiang, Guangxi, a golden banquet was held, and the white deer was crisp and cooked in the middle of the night.
Tongying Yongxiang rode a new horse, and the inner room was full of colorful paintings. Open the door and weigh money with rotten water, and roll up the Yellow River to flow.
God's bad luck has been broken, and Qin Gong has lived all his life. Luan grate didn't give it back, and I slept drunk for a whole month.
13. Li Xiaoshenyang County
The witch pours wine, the clouds are full, and the jade stove is fragrant in winter and winter. Poseidon Shan Gui came to his seat, and the paper money rustled like a whirlwind.
Acacia wood post gold dance Luan, save moths with heavy bombs. Calling stars and ghosts for cups and plates makes people feel chilling.
In the end, the south sun is low and the bay is flat, and the immortals grow harmoniously. God was angry with God because he liked his teacher and gave him a ride back to Qingshan.
14. Li He Zhang Shichu Xiao Lu Mu
Zhang Lang is thirty-eight years old, and heaven sends poems and paintings like bones. Who is the leader? The princess sent fish to grow beards.
The seedlings in the water are wearing white shirts, and the chapters in the box are as dense as silkworms Jinmen Shiting knows that you have it, and the smell of chicken will be curbed sooner or later.
Longxi Changji ruined the guests, and the bar felt narrow in the middle. Ge Yi broke Zhao and recited poems all night.
15. Lijiang River Jin Jiu
Glass hammer, amber thick, small groove wine drops are really pearl red. Cooking dragons, setting off firecrackers and crying jade, Luo Wei embroidered curtains surround the fragrant wind.
Playing dragon flute, playing catfish drum, bright eyes and white teeth, dancing waist; The situation is that youth will be dusk and peach blossoms will fall in red rain.
I advise you to get drunk all the time, and the wine won't reach Liu Ling's grave!
16. Bao Zhaozhun is very difficult to go
Life is bitter and less joyful, and it is full of enthusiasm in its prime. And I hope I can succeed several times, and there will always be money to sell drinks by the bed.
Fame, fame and bamboo silk are none of my business, but life or death depends on God.
17. Du Fu Hakka
My north and my south are full of spring. Day after day, I only see seagulls. The old lady didn't sweep the flower path for the guests. Today, it's only for you. Chai Men hasn't opened it for you yet, but it will open it for you today.
Climbing the west side is not delicious, but in my hut, we have old wine in our cups. Shall we ask my old neighbor to join us and call out the remaining cups separately?
18. Du Duan's brief and drunken songs
When the sun sets and the west wind comes, I wish to blow wild water to add gold cups. If the wine is Chang Yue, you will know that you are poor.
Autumn falls in a shower, and the bones of the ancients grow moss. How can you not drink and feel sad?
Author: Hao Maji 2005-1116 20: 21reply to this speech.
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Something about wine ...
19. Cen Can Liangzhou Pavilion Night Collection and Judges.
Looking at autumn grass in front of the flower gate now, how can you watch each other grow old and poor? You can laugh several times in life, and you must get drunk when you meet everyone today.
20. Send Li as an agreement of loyalist.
Please dismount, enter Luzai Restaurant and take you to the west ten thousand miles away. Fame comes only from horses. What a hero.
2 1. Gao Shiying Zhou Song
Young people in Yingzhou hate vilen and hunt fur at the gates. Drinking a thousand points is not intoxicating, and Hu can ride a horse at the age of twenty.
22. Li Bai asked for moon wine.
Now people are not seen in Gu Yue, but in this month they took the ancients. The ancients were like running water, looking at the bright moon.
Just look at the glass and sing loudly, and the moonlight can grow in a golden cup.
23. Li Bai Xuanzhou Xie Tiao building in front of the school Shu
But since the water is still flowing, although we cut it with the sword, the sadness is back, although we drown them with wine, because the world can't satisfy our desire, I will let go of my hair and get on a fishing boat tomorrow.
24. Li Bai left in a hotel in Nanjing.
A gust of wind blew catkins, which made the shop more fragrant. A girl from Wu poured wine and advised me to drink it. Comrades in my city came here to see me off. When each of them drank his glass, I said to him.
Oh, ask this river flowing eastward, whether it can go further than the love of friends! ?
25. Yelang Li saluted the judge.
In the past, we were intoxicated in Chang 'an and drank with princes and nobles. In front of Shi Hao, awe-inspiring air, when the wind and love fall behind others.
26. Li Bai Xiangyang Song
Sunset is going to catch flowers, not Shanxi. Xiangyang children clap their hands together and stop the street to sing white copper.
I'm sorry to ask you what you're laughing at. You're drunk as a fiddler.
Cormorant, parrot cup, 36 thousand days in a hundred years, 300 cups must be poured every day.
From a distance, the duck's head in Hanshui is green, like grapes sprouting.
If the river becomes spring wine, it will build a trough and a hill when it bends. A swift horse changes concubines, smiles and sings plum blossoms on carved saddles.
There is a pot of wine hanging by the car, which is urged by the wind dragon.
27. Li Bai is hard to go.
The cost of pure wine is a gold cup, 10 thousand copper coins and a hip flask, and the jade plate is worth 10 thousand yuan. I threw the food bar and cup aside. I couldn't eat or drink. I pulled out my dagger. I peeped in four directions in vain.
I want to cross the Yellow River, but ice will block the ferry and Taihang Mountain will be covered with snow. I will sit on a fishing rod and lean lazily by the stream, but I suddenly dream of sailing a boat towards the sun.
It's hard to walk, it's hard to walk, there are many roads, where is Ann now? One day, I will ride the wind and waves, raise the Yun Fan and cross the sea.
28. Wang Wei sent Yuaner to Anxi.
The rain in the early morning moistened the dust of the land, the inn of the inn, the branches and leaves of the inn, and a new leaf Sincerely advise friends to drink a glass of wine, and it is difficult to meet their loved ones when they go out to Yang Guan in the west.
29. Say goodbye to my friend Chen.
I bought wine and made a wish. Everything is as light as a feather here at the East Gate. You lie flat, drunk and forget the white sun, but you open your eyes from time to time and stare at the high lonely clouds.
30. Zhang Wei's nine-day banquet
Autumn leaves blow yellow, and clear clouds shine on white scales. When I come back, I must ask Connors. How many people are drunk today?
3 1. Wu Jun is very difficult to go.
Liquor is sweet and salty as milk, green and bright as a mirror and beautiful as blue.
32. Li Wang drinks
The king of Qin rode a tiger and drank octupole, and his sword was shining through the sky. Xi He knocked on the glass, snatched the ashes and kept flying.
The tap pours wine and invites wine stars, and the golden flute and pipa crow at night. Dongting came to blowing sheng in the rain and got drunk on the moon.
Silver clouds comb Yao Dian Ming, palace gate report. The flowers are beautiful and the sea is red.
Orioles have been dancing for thousands of years. The fairy candle tree is lighter than wax smoke, and the guqin is drunk in tears.
33. Wang Jian is drunk
Spring grass and autumn wind are old, and a gourd ladle is drunk and poor. I still love duckweed when I wake up, but drifting to Guanhe does not belong to people.
34. Yuan Zhen speaks freely.
Singing loudly when drinking recently, drunken dance poetry is becoming more and more popular among sexy demons. It is not too much to hate five fights to solve the problem.
35. Yuan Zhen is afraid of drunkenness
I heard that Qiu Lai is afraid of the cold at night and is too lazy to pour mud into cups and plates. Diligence and fear of drunkenness are meaningful, and you are worried that the lights will dim when you wake up.
36. Yuan Zhen was drunk
Sigh that travelers are fast, and every time they drink a glass of wine, they will not return. Today, when you wake up, before tear drops, don't remember when you were drunk.
37. Yuan Zhen advised drunkenness
Dou family can brew and sell sad wine, but sad people will sell it. Although I am lonely, I should only be able to return to Korea overnight.
38. Yuan Zhen was drunk alone.
A tree is also spring, and the horses and chariots are full of dust. Peach blossoms can help you laugh at Yingying's words and get drunk and sleep.
39. Yuan Zhen hangs over
The wind makes you restless, so drink more when you are idle. I felt it before the flowers came, but when I woke up, I was sad all night.
40. Liu Yuxi, enjoy Lotte and meet Yangzhou.
Bashan and Shushui are desolate and have given up on themselves for 23 years. People come back. Like people in Michelle, I can only play the flute, and I am disappointed.
On one side of the boat, Qian Fan races; At the head of the sick tree, every year is a spring shower. Today, listen to you sing a song, drink a glass of wine and cheer up.
4 1. Bai Juyi and Li Shiyi were drunk and recalled Yuan Jiu.
When you are drunk, you will break your spring worries, and when you are drunk, you will make wine. I suddenly remembered my old friend, went to heaven, and went to Liangzhou today.
42. Bai Juyi's drunken song
Thousands of stems on the temples are like new snow, and one tenth of them want mud. Drunkenness leads to poetry and magic hair, and laments the afternoons.
43. Bai Juyi is drunk
Sing loudly when you are drunk, be crazy, and don't think about yourself in front of the door. I still think the little layman should wake up first, and don't live in his hometown for a long time.
44. Bai Juyi and Meng De are drinking, and after the appointment.
When I was young, I didn't worry about my livelihood. When you are old, who can cherish the money for drinking? * * * Put 10,000 in a bucket and 70 in three years.
Idle to ask about drinking games, poor to search for books, drunk to listen to the taste of orchestral music. When the family in Huang Ju is hot, * * * you get drunk and become a Taoran.
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