What's the difference between a man and a dog?

1. Dogs are man's best friends; Man is the greatest enemy of mankind.

2. Dogs are divided into lineages, and their values vary greatly; All men are created equal.

3. Dogs don't spit ivory; You can spit out everything in your mouth and eat whatever you want.

4. Dogs are easy to satisfy, and a bone is chewed with relish; People are not easy to satisfy. After eating bones and meat, they want to drink soup.

5. Although dogs can change their hair, they will not be modified; People can have both.

6. It is not news that dogs bite, but generally there is nothing that dogs will not bite; It is news that people bite dogs, but nothing happens. People will bite dogs and fry everything. You can also eat dog meat hotpot.

7. The way dogs show loyalty is simple, that is, wagging their tails; There are many ways to show loyalty, too numerous to mention.

8. People and dogs must register, but in some big cities, dogs have better hukou, and it may be more difficult for people to move into hukou than to ascend to heaven.

9. People like to insult dogs; Dogs never insult people, only bark when they scold their companions, and never swear.

10. If you have children, you can only have one, you need to be married and have family planning; Dogs have children, there is no such restriction, and there is no place to stay when they are born. If you are old enough to be a wild dog, you can't be a savage.

14. There is only one way for dogs to express their dissatisfaction, barking and barking freely; People express their dissatisfaction in various ways, such as shouting, writing articles, gathering, marching and posting on the Internet. But they are not as free as dogs.