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What does real kung fu look like?

Over the past two years, the most powerful person I have ever met is my master, who is just 60 years old and 85 years older than me. The following are all my own personal experiences. Have a look if you are interested, and it doesn't matter if you don't like it. The fighting mentioned below is generally a prank, not a real fight. But I can punch at will, at any time, at any angle.

1, experienced and poisonous. Generally speaking, there are signs when we punch. This is why it is required in the boxing spectrum not to show your shoulders when you shoot and not to show your hips when you start. So he usually predicts my actions, such as division or collapse.

2. Quick response. He often said that fast is relative, not absolute. Not that you punch a few times a second, or that you are quick. But "I won't move if you don't move, and I'll be in place immediately if you move." A few times I watched him hit someone, but as soon as the other person showed signs, he reacted immediately, and all the hits were in the gap. When I confronted him, I found that, for example, when I split, he leaned against my outside and clicked my ribs. It takes distance to punch, plus his anticipation and getting out of the way by posture, which is basically "equal work"

3, the joints of the whole body are very loose. He gave me a hand when I grabbed it, and I grabbed it with both hands. I can't move it at all. It's so energetic. He said that ordinary people take two joints, and experts can take three. But how many joints does a person have in his whole body? As long as you let go and move, others will not be able to catch you. Because Song Jia is experienced, when he hits me, he bends his body into a fist. This punch hit me, only a little heavier. How does it feel? It just hurts from the outside to the inside, and the internal organs hurt. But he usually treats me lightly. Before, one of his disciples said that once he punched his shoulder near his ear and his ear was bleeding. There is a tendon in the ear connected to the shoulder. You can feel it by turning your head to one side.

4, the body method is in place. Sometimes it's really easy to fall. He often said that "hitting people is like walking", and the key is to get it right. Basically, falling is accurate. In my previous answer, I mentioned a small experiment. A person's feet are shoulder width apart. You put one foot between his feet until his back. Don't push, he must go, or he will fall down. This method is often used secretly when I play basketball, and most centers can resist it. But this is a foul. Basketball rules, you can't invade other people's circles. In fact, it is "stepping on the door to take its place."