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Funny skit
Star: coming, coming, open the door, who are you?
Reporter: I'm from the county TV station.
Star: {Touching his head}, TV station, {shocked} TV station mistook one for another.
Reporter: Excuse me, is this Zhao and Zhao's home?
Star: Yes, {confused}
Reporter: Oh, yes. We were sent by TV stations in poverty-stricken counties to interview two brothers, Zhao Xing and Zhao, who fought the disease tenaciously. The most important thing is: the opportunity to treat each other is so touching. We want to report this touching and shocking brotherhood.
Star: {I don't understand, I don't know why}, we are all going to die, we didn't read it wrong in the interview, {doubt}
Reporter: No, no, there is nothing wrong. Everyone in the county knows you. It's really not easy for your great brother and Kang Ci's younger brother.
Star: depressed, are you going to write us a will or set up a grave monument?
Reporter: Zhao, please don't misunderstand, don't misunderstand.
Star: My name is not Zhao, but my brother. My name is Zhao.
Reporter: It's all the same. Anyway, it is your two brothers who are interviewing.
Star: Why did you interview us? {Language Anger}
Reporter: Don't be angry, little brother. Uncle knows that the patient can't lose his temper, which is exhausting for the patient. The purpose of my coming is kindness. Don't misunderstand me. Don't get excited in bed. Listen to me slowly. By the way, can you turn on the light in this dark room? {How to shoot when it is dark? }
Star: What's on? The power went out. {expression helpless}
Reporter: {That's too bad} So what do you have to show?
Star: At first, we used electric lights.
Reporter: Now:
Star: I have no money to pay the electricity bill and cough in the dark.
Reporter: {That's outrageous. It is said that this family needs support from all directions. They really made an electric tiger, which added insult to injury. We can live without lights at night.
Star: Go to bed as soon as it gets dark.
Reporter: It's okay to sleep in the dark. We can have dinner together. If the food is not full, it is not called eating.
Star: Eat. {Get up and have a drink.} We haven't eaten for a long time.
Reporter: {wondering} What do you eat?
Star: Drink water and eat potatoes if you are hungry.
Reporter: You are sick, but you can't lose weight like the ladies in the city, eat well early, eat well in the middle, and simply starve yourself at night.
Star, lose weight, haha, {Cough} I can't eat well, but I still lose weight. Look at this medicine bottle and jar. My mother bought it by selling pots and smashing iron.
Reporter: {What a pity} We ran to the toilet that night. As the saying goes, eating and drinking Lazar is the most important thing. It seems that this is not a human life.
Star: Eat less and pull less,
Reporter: {Also, it's incredible to shake your head and feed the eagle with indignation} When I was a child, it was said that a glass of wine for the rich and a year's work for the poor. It's really true. The rich know that there are still compatriots who are too poor to eat and look down on illness. They sang day and night and spent a lot of money} {I am very wronged}
Star: Hey, if I had money, maybe I wouldn't die. {The pain of death and helpless mood}
Reporter: It's not good at first glance. This is a world of two worlds.
Star: Uncle, are you here to interview me about the fact that the light in my house was turned off and I couldn't go to the toilet at night?
Reporter: No, no, no, you are wrong. Please come and sit down. Oh, please sit down. The photographer was right at the beginning of the interview. What did you say when I asked you?
Star: So what do you want to ask?
Reporter: May I ask you to answer?
Star: {Wei Wei shakes her body and can't sit still and feel dizzy} Do you want me to say goodbye to the people of the county? I don't use other people's money much. My poor mother goes out to ask us for money every day, flies out at dawn and never comes back at night. My mother borrowed ten miles and eight villages for me and my brother. It is said that few people want to meet when we are sick. We didn't do evil, but God made us suffer unfairly.
Reporter: {It's a pity} Only when someone saw your mother's begging book did they know that your family had suffered misfortune. The two brothers suffered bad luck one after another. The eldest son Zhao suffered from leukemia, and the second son unfortunately suffered from malignant osteoma. Our colleagues read it sympathetically and reported your story. Do you know that?/You know what?
Star: Know what? Come on, uncle,
Reporter: After the report, the response was very strong. Many groups called to ask about you, so the bureau asked me to interview the client personally. The light is on. Can we start? Relax, hang in there.
Star: It's no use reporting. Forget it. Do you know how long I can live? I have a cough. I will disappear from this world in more than a month. The doctor said that if you can't find a bone marrow match, you can only live for three months. Unless there is a miracle, more than a month has passed and everything that can be sold at home has been sold out. My mother asks to take medicine every day. Do you think it necessary to be interviewed by you?
Reporter: Yes, it is necessary. It's so necessary. You don't have to worry. As long as you have confidence, you can overcome the disease. Disease is ruthless, people are affectionate,
Star: People have feelings. Mom said that now friends see her as if they had seen a ghost, which is inhuman and unjust. Relatives are obviously afraid that my family will borrow money from them when they see her like hiding from the epidemic. Some simply said that the tiger borrowed the pig, and the mother was very sad. She would rather beg than beg and borrow money.
Reporter: Yes, some people just turn a blind eye to other people's difficulties, but you have to believe that most people are still good. Take out an envelope, which we donated to your brother. Please accept it. {Hands in}
Star: {dumbfounded, surprised, struggling in my heart,} OK! I accept your interview.
Reporter: Great. Here we go: Hello, reach out and shake hands. Your name is Zhao, right?
G: Yes,
Reporter: I heard that not long ago, you and your brother Zhao got cancer one after another. Mind if I just say the word cancer?
Xing: No, it's true.
Reporter: Oh, I'm relieved to hear that. I'm afraid I'll spill the beans and affect my mood. Then I interviewed and heard that your village and your school donated some money to you.
Star: Yes, I thank them.
Reporter: Is it true that you gave your brother the opportunity to go to the provincial capital for treatment?
Xing: Yes, he is my brother and I am my brother. I should let him receive treatment first. {He looks like a big brother}
Reporter: Oh, you are great! What a simple language,
Star: It is natural for an elder brother to protect his younger brother. {with ease and grace}
Reporter: It is said that you both give each other a chance to see a doctor, which means life or death. Aren't you afraid of death? Afraid!
Star: I am my brother. It is natural to treat my brother. It's nothing.
Reporter: Does your brother agree?
Stars; No, he's not going. He is a good brother.
Monologue: We went to school together since childhood, encouraged each other to learn, helped our parents pile pig grass to do housework after school, and went up the mountain to cut firewood and sell it in the city on Sunday. {With fond memories of childhood on our faces} In spring, we went to the fields to see our parents sow farmland, in summer, we went to the stream to catch fish and play games, and in autumn, we also helped our parents harvest with cobwebs and butterflies on the dam in the fields. The Jindao family is steaming hot. In winter, when it snows, we will go to play.
Reporter: Well, childhood is beautiful. Every bit of childhood is the purest and most unforgettable, and sometimes it will affect our life.
Star: Yes, my brother has been smart and sensible since he was a child. He is a good brother. {He covered his head with his hands anxiously and sobbed secretly}
Reporter: Oh, you have a good relationship.
Star: {whoops,} Well, that's good.
Reporter: I heard that he refused to go to the provincial capital for treatment. You use lottery games to decide who will go. You caught it first, you caught the word,
Star: Yes, at first I thought it was God's blessing. I didn't know his intention until I grabbed his lottery ticket. It turned out that he still had a paper ball in his pocket as a backup. If I notice him, I will change the lottery ticket with no words in my pocket.
Reporter: It's really amazing. It is admirable to be able to do this at a young age.
Star:{ Pause for a moment} {Sobbing} After overhearing what my mother and I said, he often told me the story of Kong Rong Li Rang, when he was four and fourteen.
Reporter: Oh, it's really amazing. A 14-year-old child, such a big child in the city, only knows how to play, make trouble and spend money indiscriminately. No matter whether something is expensive or not, he always regards it as a treasure.
Star: We were born in this poor mountain corner. If my brother was born in a city, he will be a college student in the future.
Reporter: Why?
Star: {pointing to the certificate on the wall} He has a certificate every year from grade one to grade two in primary school.
Reporter: {Questioning} Give him a chance to see a doctor just because his grades are better than yours?
Star: Not exactly. Cough.
Reporter: What is the reason? I know your school has a lot of donations, and your math has won the first place in the province. The teacher thinks highly of you.
Star: That's not important. He, he, he is hesitating. {He looks at the certificate on the wall}
Reporter: Is there anything more important than your life?
Star: Yes:
Reporter: What's that?
Star: Friendship, friendship is priceless,
Reporter: Isn't it a kindness for him to let you go to treatment first? Why should he become the embodiment of friendship? {force questions}
Star: When I was sick, my mother told me that he was not my own brother.
Reporter: {Surprised! } Not your own brother, didn't you know before? {confused}
Star: Yes, I don't know. According to my mother, on my way back from my grandmother's house fourteen years ago, I suddenly heard a baby crying on the side of the road. My mother waited until it was dark and no one came, so she brought it back. Well, he's pathetic enough. I don't know which heartless person left his son behind. At least I got the love of my biological parents. I know that when he heard that my mother and I were competing for a doctorate, my mother told me my brother's life story. He pretended not to hear, and he was very ill. He fought the disease doggedly, but he pretended nothing had happened. Sometimes he sweats, but he doesn't cry. {Very painful sobs}
Reporter: I want to know about your brother's illness. After all, the purpose of our interview is to pay attention to your illness. Can I call him?
Star: Well, I miss him so much and I don't know how he is now.
Reporter: Don't get up in bed. {Your hand is gesturing to the phone, and he will answer it in a minute} Dial the phone. Hello, hello, is this the Fourth People's Hospital of the provincial capital? Please contact Zhao in Room 704 of Oncology Department for me. Oh, he is having an injection. Can he answer the phone? I'm Wang, a reporter from poverty-stricken county TV station, and I want to know about Zhao's recent situation. oh {Surprised} Your hospital won't let patients leave the hospital, will it? Oh, great! Your hospital donated money for him. I'm so touched. There are still many good people. He met a kind and kind doctor. You proposed to help Zhao raise money. Oh, I am very excited} {Thank you very much, thank you very much for saving his life} {Very excited} You are a good doctor who saves lives, which shows that other people's lives are above everything else. Some other time
Star: beep, beep, the phone is ringing again. Hello, are you Zhao's home? Yes, you are. I am Zhonghua.
Bone marrow bank, tell you a good news, you have been saved, {speechless,} running water is rushing to DC, what do you mean, the bone marrow has been matched successfully, and it is a compatriot in Taiwan Province Province and Taiwan Province Province, I have been saved, I have been saved. {I cried with excitement}
Reporter: I answered the phone. Hello, I'm a reporter from a poverty-stricken county TV station. I'm interviewing Zhao Xing. Oh, I am so lucky. Pairing succeeded. That's great. I gave a thumbs up. {I'm so excited} Oh, {I walked around with Zhao Xing} Photographer: Reporter Wang called, but the receiver didn't hang up properly. Oh, great, great, everyone hugged me. The photographer threw the photographer to the ground, ignoring the stars. You're saved, saved.
Star: {I can't help crying} Brother, Liangliang, I'm saved. My good brother, we are all saved. {Very excited} I raised my voice to let everyone know that he was saved, but the voice went from high to low, coughing and suffering.
Reporter: You lie down,
Photographer: caressing Zhao
Narrator: Yes, life is priceless and life is equal. Don't let money and power make life unequal. As journalists, justice and conscience are our principles. So we want to report this story, hoping to arouse those who get rich first. Don't forget that a rich man is rich because there are hundreds of poor people, and he doesn't want to see a well-off life today. Zhumen still smells like dogs, and the road freezes to death. I hope everyone and friends sitting in front of the TV can give a little love, even a little. Everyone gathers firewood, and the flame is high. Give a little love, and the world will be a beautiful world. As the protagonist in our interview said, friendship is priceless. As a reporter, I will pay more attention to people's livelihood, the lives of ordinary people at the bottom, and those unknown events (face to face). Thank you, thank you. Take Zhao's hand and bow to thank you! The curtain fell.
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