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Meet the kindergarten teacher and have a chat.

As for his idea, I don't agree with it at all. Some critics say he is thoughtful, but my opinion is just the opposite. His basic method is to push himself and others, and sometimes when he can't reach others, he says they are animals and small.

People; This vicious drive is really unpleasant. As for rhetoric, I admit that he is a good cook, so I won't say anything else. I don't like him at all. If I had been born in the Spring and Autumn Period, I wouldn't have met him to shake hands.

Hands. This is how I read Confucius and Mencius. In my teacher's words, it is "the spring breeze has passed the donkey's ear". My feelings only made the teacher angry, so I was born late. -Wang Xiaobo's "The Joy of Thinking"

2. Teacher: Now in the first aid class, do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation first. What will happen if you repeat this? Xiao Xin: Someone will sue you for sexual harassment. Teacher: I'm in the first aid class now, and someone is injured. What should I do first? Xiao Xin: I know. Ask him if he wants an organ donation. -Yoshito Usui's crayon Shinchan.

3. When learning a proposition, a student asked the teacher, "If the original proposition is as valid as the negative proposition, doesn't that mean that I love you and you don't love me?" The teacher smiled and shook his head and said, "The proposition should be like this: the original proposition is" If I love someone, then that person is you. If someone doesn't love you, it's not me "

4. The biggest failure of parents is to look down on their children and hope that their children will be phoenix nirvana; The biggest failure of being a teacher is that students are not allowed to interrupt and expect students to have innovative spirit; Being a child is the biggest loss.

Failure is that you hate the life your parents designed for you, but you are afraid of going the wrong way and disappointing your parents' expectations; The biggest failure of being a student is to disagree with some of the teachers' views and be afraid of not getting that meaningless score.

In my hometown, Inner Mongolia, my classmates who once sat in the last row asked me, Miss Bai, you are sitting on the platform and I am sitting in the last row. When can I get to your position? I said, man, from different angles,

In my position, you are in the first row. There are countless ways for you to get here, and I can't find one to get to you. Should I envy you or should you envy me? How to live a good youth at this moment?

Spring? -white

6. I really envy my girlfriend for having such a good girlfriend. I really envy having such a good deskmate at the same table. I really envy my friends for having such good friends. I really envy my mother for having such a good daughter. I really envy my father for having such a good girl. I really envy my teacher for having such good students. I really envy my classmates for having such a good classmate-Wang Yanan.

7. Xiao Xin: Teacher, I want to go to the toilet. Teacher: No, it's class time. Why didn't you go after class just now Xiao Xin: Time after class is so precious, what a pity to use it to go to the toilet! -Yoshito Usui's crayon Shinchan.

8. In our industry, we sell brains and youth. Play with toilet paper with refill, showing achievements and ideals. I have never been careless, cut corners, or done anything high-profile. Do well in the exam, be elated, laugh often, test

It broke, and my forehead screamed. Wang Houxiong, with the previous 100 volume, suffered from a cold window for more than ten years. After all, it fell into the mud and dispersed with the wind. Teachers always have new favorites and no longer miss the old people. See if it's worthwhile to get out early and return late? -Yuan

Student version of "high Style"

9. The teacher said to put something unrelated to the exam on the podium, so I wanted to put myself on it.

10, the teacher's decision can ruin the student's life, and it can also benefit the student for life.

1 1, betrayal. Since our childhood, our father and teachers have warned us that betrayal is the most hateful evil imaginable. But what is betrayal? Betrayal means disrupting the original order, and betrayal means disrupting the order and entering the unknown —— Milan Kundera's The Unbearable Lightness of Life

12, Teacher: Xiao Xin, please use "dilemma" to make a sentence. Xiao Xin: I was in a dilemma during the exam. Teacher: Are you in a dilemma because you can't answer the question? Xiao Xin: No, the students on the left and right have different answers. let us

I'm really in trouble. Teacher: Your problem, Xiao Xin, is the improper use of words. Now you can use an idiom to describe that your teacher is very happy. Xiao Xin: Laugh at Jiuquan. -Yoshito Usui's crayon Shinchan.

13, the teacher asked me what I want to be when I grow up, and I said "happy people". The teacher said I didn't understand the problem, and I told the teacher that he didn't understand life-John Lennon.

14. The best teacher in this world is survival. -Mingyue "Those Things in the Ming Dynasty"