Funny sentences send short sentences of friends circle

1, I will try to be the kind of person you like, and then I will never be with you again.

2. How can you be friends when you are so much thinner than me? You can't even play on the seesaw.

I will try to be the kind of girl you like, and then I will never be with you again.

All things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.

5, the four seas and eight wastes, I am a woman, came to the mortal world, only for this life: poverty.

6. Fortunately, I don't have a date. Otherwise, you will have to go on a date in such hot weather.

7. Seeing the news that it is dangerous to play mobile phone while walking scared me to play while running.

8. Life is not only now, but also a house that you can't afford and a salary that you can't afford to support your family.

9. I just dropped 10 yuan in my circle of friends. Who picked it up? Can I have it back? Thank you.

10, nine times out of ten, life is unpleasant, and one two three four five six seven is particularly unpleasant.

1 1. Some people say I'm shameless, that's nonsense. My face is so beautiful that I can't give it up.

12, tell me if you like it. If you were not rejected, you really thought you were a pure and beautiful little fairy.

13 teacher, I met robbers on my way to school, and they took my exercise book.

14, I heard that you were trafficked, which really scared me. I'm worried about that man. It's strange to sell it to you.

15, don't make me swear with idioms: you jump over the wall, you can't change shit, and you jump when the chicken flies.

16, I just want to go home quickly and hide under the covers every day. After all, it's like acting outside.

17, I knew years would smooth my edges and corners, but I didn't expect to rub me to the ground.

18, after many days, things have changed, and now I think you are especially nothing.

19, the biggest sign of maturity is to disdain to argue with others, and try not to make noise if you can start.

20. My favorite things are too expensive. I gritted my teeth and decided not to like them.

2 1. If I had known this was a world of looking at faces, I would have taken the money from the school to have a facelift.

22. Sleeping is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

23. The real girl with a low smile is that you smile at her for a few seconds and she begins to giggle at you.

24. If you think the person you like likes you, it only shows that you have a rich imagination.

25. Do you think this is the bottom of your life? In fact, you still have a lot of room to fall.

26. I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

27, the face is a thing outside the body, you can take it or not, money is a must, you have to.

28. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found it worrying.

29. People who have been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that it is a matter of face.

30. You asked me how much I love you. Then you can ask. If I talk to you, I will lose.

3 1, loneliness means that someone is talking, no one is listening, someone is listening, but you have nothing to say.

32. Fat people have only two ways out, either to make their figure better or to make their mentality better.

33. Men should like fleshy girls, and dogs are the ones who like bones.

34. After the sports meeting, some people won the ranking, while others became expression packs.

35. The so-called dilemma is that the head-up pattern is raised and the chin is bowed!

I used to think that money could buy everything, but later I found that I didn't have enough money.

Don't worry and panic about what you can't solve today, because you can't solve it tomorrow.

38. Many poor people will discuss which is more important, money or love. It's not your business.

39. If there is an afterlife, I want to make a quilt, either lying in bed or basking in the sun!

40. If you don't give your health a penny, the hospital will help you pull it out.

4 1, in fact, there is no need to read all the guidebooks and condense them into four words: bring more money.

42. be strong Failure is also a part of success. Where you fall, you are wrong.

43. You told me to get out, I got out, and you told me to come back. Sorry, I walked away.

44. You can't have your cake and eat it, but you can have both poverty and ugliness, and fat and short can go hand in hand.

45. They all say my face is too big. If you ask me, their hearts are too small!

46. Actually, I was not fat when I was a child. Really, the phrase "no leftovers" ruined my life.

47. This dress of yours is really nice. Let me see if this material is my boyfriend's material.

48. How long a minute is depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or squatting outside the toilet.

49. I can keep healthy because I keep running. I can keep running because I borrow money and don't pay it back.

50. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.