Fan, the overbearing president, said: I have nailed you firmly in my heart and I want you to stay there.

1, I firmly nail you in my heart, and I want you to stay there all your life.

2. Day and night alternate, so fast, all the moments have been missed, and sadness erodes my heart.

I don't need to dedicate my enthusiasm to those who have hacked me.

When we get married, we will tattoo a pair of rings. Whoever files for divorce first will have his finger cut off.

5. Walking together is fate, and walking together is happiness.

6. I am not addicted to texting, but to the people who send it.

7. Always looking for the deepest self. I will never find it until I am exhausted.

8. We are very close. The distance between our hearts is so far away.

9. Nothing really valuable in the world can be obtained without hard work.

10, my smile now, they say it's charming, as if I've never smiled calmly before.

1 1, you are not me and don't understand my loneliness.

12, I was tossing and turning in hot water, but you were watching the fire on the other side.

13, the most heartbreaking pain in the world is that the person I love is right in front of me, but you still say you want to introduce me to someone.

14, if you don't bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

15. Did any students fantasize about the bloody scene of the classroom ceiling fan spinning down in class?

You love me or you don't love me. I was there, holding you tight.

1. God, please let me grow five centimeters taller, and I am willing to exchange it for ten pounds thinner.

The happiest thing every morning is to take the subway, and the most tragic thing is to take the wrong direction but not get off.

The secret admirer changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly felt a change of heart.

Winter is the most rogue, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

If you treat me like a game, I will abuse you to death.

6. Thousands of Baidu people are looking for him. You can take two steps if you are not sick.

7. Part I: Hahahahaha Part II: Hehehehehehehehehehehehe. Transverse criticism: neuropathy

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

9. It's not that I didn't do my homework, but that I didn't know what it was when I wanted to do it.

10. Every time I see less and less money in my wallet, I know that my life has fallen.

1 1. The wolf always says, "I will come back again!" Like my aunt.

12. The most tragic thing in the world is that after opening the wallet, Chairman Mao is gone and people of all ethnic groups are still there.

13. I thought I grew taller overnight, but the quilt cover was horizontal.

14. Girl's voice? I will always lack a dress and a pair of shoes .. but I will always gain a catty!

15. When you are in a bad mood, go to the school gate and kick your bicycles one by one. Oh, yeah!

16. If you are the one, if the female guest turns off the man's light again, the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can put out the whole building!

17. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over.

18. If I go down one day, remember, I will come up for you.

19. The exam is a cloud, and after the exam, it becomes a dark cloud.

20. Write your name in the sky and the wind took it away, so I wrote your name in every corner of the streets ... Shit, I was taken away by the police!

2 1. When I have money, I will build two toilets. I want to go to the men's room. I want to go to the ladies room.

22. Toad jumped off a cliff and pretended to be Batman.

23. When weeding in the afternoon, you can have no one to rely on. It is better to fight the landlord than to have nothing to do.

24. I was confused when I was a child. When I grow up, is it better to study in Tsinghua or Peking University? Now I know how to worry.

When I was a child, I always thought there were only two countries in the world. A porcelain. Foreign countries.

26. Buy a bucket of instant noodles, with six packets of seasoning, two forks and a bucket …

27. If I could choose my own afterlife, I would like to be a quilt and overwhelm the whole world.

28. Wukong, bring the Zijin alms bowl and chopsticks to the teacher. Jason Wu, go to the kitchen and see if Bajie is cooked.

29. Do you love me or not? I was there, holding you tight.

30. Are you a beauty? Take off your clothes and you will know. Handsome or not, just get a flat head.

3 1. If your girlfriend is a foodie, marry her. As the saying goes: eating goods is good for feeding.

32. Next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.

33. If someone asks you how you got fat, say you forgot, don't explain, the more you explain, the sadder you get!

I only care about the future, because I will spend the rest of my life there.

First, no one has the obligation to discover your excellent inner self through your sloppy appearance. You must be clean, tidy and even exquisite, which is the basic and dignity of your life, regardless of gender. The more you live, the more you understand the positive aspects of judging people by their appearances. You are ashamed of your past selves and encourage each other.

Second, being loved makes people realize that others need to rely on themselves as much as themselves. It is precisely because they seek this dependence that someone will love them. If we want nothing, then there will be no love.

Third, if you love someone, you don't have to talk, but don't be indifferent. Silence can also accompany, silence can also care, not only words can express love. But if silence turns into indifference, it is zero communication of emotion, and it is no longer love, but leaving. Yes, silence can be love, but indifference must be hurt.

I only care about the future, because I will spend the rest of my life there.

No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

6. All our wishes, big and small, were given up in a short season.

Even if no one applauds you, take a graceful curtain call and thank yourself for your earnest efforts.

Eight, the end of life, not at the end of the scenery, nor after the end of life, but at the moment of putting down the burden. When you really let go, even if you have been wandering all your life, you can be as light as a breeze and feel at ease and peace.

Nine, sometimes flowers bloom, sometimes flowers fall. Don't be nostalgic, those who should go will eventually go; There is no need to be demanding, what should come will come sooner or later.

10. May your poor life have only one dream, wake up and be buried in Beihai, and someone will sing a song for you.

Eleven, there will always be a person who will go beyond your imagination, break your routine, come to your side and make you suddenly: Oh, love, there will be such a form.

Twelve, some people can't say what is good, but no one can replace it! Choose the lightest troubles and interpret the bumpy life.

Thirteen, really give up a person is silent, will not blacklist him, will not delete his phone number, see that he is doing well, what you can admire, but you know in your heart that you will not be enthusiastic about talking late into the night, and you will not like him so much from the beginning until rain or shine because of his affectation, but now you are so relieved and have no hesitation. This road can only accompany you here.

Fourteen, don't do something stupid that affects your life just because you are unhappy for a while.

15. Nothing in the world can do anything to us, but if we always want to recover what we have lost and dwell on the past, we will destroy ourselves. Don't dwell on the past, but look to the future. Simply put, it is too difficult to do!

Sixteen, in this world, there is no pain just for you. So, don't feel lonely and miserable. Don't think that you are experiencing the most painful pain.

Seventeen, there is a kind of love, that is, when you make an oath, you are sincere, and when you turn around and leave, you are also sincere, because your performance makes the other person desperate, or you have done nothing wrong, but the other person becomes desperate after knowing the real you, so it is nothing complicated.

18. Be your truest self and follow your inner wishes. Let those who know understand, let those who don't understand, no matter how time flies, no matter what gossip.

19. Life is like an echo. You pay what you give, you reap what you sow, and you get what you pay.

Twenty, being beautiful is an advantage, and living beautifully is a skill.

Twenty-one, fate determines who will come into our lives, and the heart determines who we will stand side by side with.

Twenty-two, when a person through the most difficult time, no longer want to find support, anyone is a burden.

Twenty-three, there is no failure in life, only disillusionment! He is not a hero who is not grinded by the weather, but a mediocre man who is not envied.

Twenty-four, a good life is like this. Here, hormones, vanity and desire are like a fire, burning to death; On the other hand, compassion, kindness and personality cultivation can be endless.

Twenty-five, maintaining a relationship is not a confession, but considering the feelings of the other party and having reservations.

26. If you can't love, you can't get it. When you are heartbroken, let your heart sleep, and when you are tired, be quiet.

Twenty-seven, life is like staring at a silent landscape, always unspeakable feelings are the most stinging.

28. Some things will make you cry. Some things will make you cry. Some things make your whole soul cry. Each of us will encounter despair and pain, and everyone will cry, but tears are often not the most sad. You may be heartbroken, but your face is expressionless. After sitting for a few days, you suddenly cried. When the tears shed, you were saved. Tears are poison in the heart, just flowing out.

Talk about sad love; Sometimes I think I don't love him, I'm just used to waiting there.

1, we are all ghosts and never turn around. It took me three years to forget to make a living, and it took him three years to forget to erase everything in the past.

There is a legend in Tibet. If you have a long history with a group, you just need to read his name faithfully in your mind, and when you look back, you will definitely see him.

3. It is good for me to know how much I love you, but love in this world will always come first unless it is absolutely necessary.

4. This life is still so long, but it has passed.

What I gave you can never be given to others.

6. What do we fall in love with a group for? Because of Chu Chu's misfortune, because looking back and smiling, because of a word, one thing? Or is it because he is him, not others?

7. Life is a gorgeous robe. After all, she is just a brocade flower, dotted with his colorful past and quietly blooming.

8, lonely and empty, spring comes late, pear blossoms are not open. This life is still so long, but it's over.

9. The so-called flower is just a dream. I used to carve time with love.

10, I'm not wronged, I just feel exhausted and can't struggle any more. Like fish, it will suffocate; Like a flower, it will bloom.

1 1, sometimes I feel that I don't love him, but I am used to waiting there.

12, boundless love is deep at this moment, but life is doomed to be lonely as blood.

13, most of the time, our happiness is only one step away from hell, and you gave me the most beautiful things I ever had.

14, someone asked me what's so good about you. I still can't forget it after all these years. No matter how beautiful the spring breeze is, it can't match your smile. People who haven't met you won't understand. You are my obsession, as long as I know.

15, nothing is more desperate than death. I turned to leave you, and you will never forget it.

16, the furthest distance in the world is not that love is a thing of the past, but that you feel unforgettable. In each other's eyes, it is just a grain of sand that has long been forgotten.

17, the neon is so brilliant, the moonlight in the city is always dim, slanting through Zhuhu Lake, and the ancients played the flute at the bottom of apricot flowers. I'm afraid it's too late to love you