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Social classics are the most interesting

1, originally IQ is not high, even EQ is zero, which makes people live.

I gave you my heart, so you don't have to give it back to me.

I have always loved you, and now I feel sorry for myself.

There are some things that I never have a chance to do, but I don't want to do it again when I have a chance.

I haven't cried like this for a long time. It feels good to cry.

6. When buying baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly what the stuffing is.

7. Once a lie appears, but ten times at a time, you still cheat the other person's original intention.

8. You can still drink when the water is cold. My heart is cold, and even happiness seems lonely.

9. You think I am invulnerable, but I think you are invulnerable.

10, re-plan the future, rest assured, there will be no you in the future world.

1 1, a simple love story ruined many people's youth.

12, I am just an ordinary person in a corner of this world, which is not enough for people to talk about.

13, if you start to miss me, remember, I didn't leave by myself, you put it down.

14, I'm not afraid to wait, I'm afraid you won't choose me in the end.

15, I hope you are fine without me.

16, when you are upset, remember three words: forget it. It doesn't matter. It will pass.

17, used to be my farthest past. At first sight, I was deeply infatuated with you.

18, don't appear, don't disturb, it's the last way I love you.

19, in fact, time is not easy. He saw too many dogs being sold but could do nothing.

20. I took off all my disguises, because without your world, I have nothing to hide.

2 1. Although he wears perfume, I still vaguely smell scum.

22. We passed by. Keep climbing with your dreams.

23. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

24. Tragedy is always on, no matter whether the protagonist is me or you, the ending has never changed.

25. After ending my internal friendship, my heart hurts, but who knows?

26. Love without heart is just an empty shell, so I don't love it.

27. I can't dress myself in any way. I can only be myself.

28. In fact, I am very realistic and vulgar, and I care about appearance and money.

29. Who did you sing the end of that song about us for?

30. People nowadays. It is better to be true and brave than to live in hypocrisy and carelessness every day.

3 1, find the person who crowned your heart disease. He is not a doctor, he is also a patient.

32. You embarrass me and him like this. Will you let go?

33. I have been wandering, afraid of being hurt, and wrapped myself up.

34, you see how lovely the castle peak is. When you see it, you expect that the castle peak will collapse!

35. My uncultivated today is the tomorrow that people who fell yesterday prayed for.

36. I will always be there, even if I am lonely and open to the sea.

37. Trust is like an eraser, which is gradually worn away by repeated mistakes.

38. Putting happiness on others will inevitably lead to disappointment.

39. Whenever my brother is playing "Hehe", it doesn't mean that I am laughing, but that I have nothing to say.

40. Love doesn't have the best of both worlds, only both lose.

4 1, the kite was broken because the kite-flying person was not attentive enough.

42. Everyone who loves to laugh has pain in his heart.

43. A lie is a lie, and no matter how beautiful it is, it can't hide its hypocrisy.

44. In short, the bad guys are men who take off their pants during the day and women who don't take off their makeup at night.

45. When the whole world lost its direction, we found the initial faith of love with a smile.

I really want to know how important I am in your world.

47. The moment you left, your heart ached, only to find your heart broken.

48. Time may not prove many things, but it can certainly see through many things.

49. Never give up what you really want. It's hard to wait, and it's even harder to regret.

50. If I really love someone, I am willing to wait, whether it is worth it or not.

5 1, time let me put everything down. Sadly, I still can't let go of my memories.

52. How sticky it is when we are together and how painful it will be when we are apart.

53. I always habitually hug myself before going to bed. I feel held by you.

54, desolate fingertips, the sad factor that spreads all over the body, slowly flowing and undulating.

55. Love and not love are both wrong. Too many endings have never been thought of and have flown out? This world? Exceeding expectations? Happy.

56. If you change it, you will change it. There are so many excuses.

57. You don't understand. The crazier I laugh, the sadder I feel.

58. You can answer blows with blows when you are scolded by strangers. I can't stand being hurt by people I know.

I don't know what to say, I just miss you suddenly at this moment.

60. Look at others with glasses and look at yourself with a magnifying glass.

6 1. If you didn't mean it, don't shake my heart again.

62. Breaking up means that one person rolls out of another person? The world, that's all.

63. Trouble is like a bubble, it will disappear when you blow it. But only if you blow it up first.

64. Tell those who don't love themselves that you have a problem. You must change it. You must change it.

65, those boring love, after boring to kill goods.

66. Sometimes, you are just someone's lover, not a lover.

67. In the face of the ever-changing season, who can expect to see everything in a glance?

68. Many times, I want to forget you, only to find that you occupy a too important position in my heart.

69. Sometimes I really want to go crazy, and then tell the world that this madman lost a fool for a liar, just like throwing garbage.

70. Living alone is not lonely, because you are in my heart.

7 1. Only I can understand the pain in my heart. Jokers, they are just spectators.

72. People are not sweet and have no money.

73. Although I can't help all sentient beings, I can hurt all people.

74. The sun shines on me, and I miss our back together.

75. Losing everything is not terrible. I'm afraid we can't resist memories.

76. Unconsciously turning over in front of my eyes, everyone around me in my dream left me.

77. That woman looks good at first glance, but it's better to take a closer look.

78. We always care about the people we like, but forget the people we like.

79, thirty years in Hexi, thirty years in Hedong, not bullying the young and the poor.

80. Don't cut others easily, because others are busy, but it is yourself who suffers.

8 1. If I were brave, would the result be different? If I had persisted, would my memories be different?

82. When love was born, who stole my heart in Na Yue?

83. Love several times, love several times, and understand the taste. Paying is never equal to taking back.

84. No matter how painful your heart is, you should hide it, pull your mouth and smile at the people around you.

I always thought I had forgotten the past, but I just escaped from it.

Modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people lag behind.

I don't know why terrible things happen, but we must believe that misfortune will also bring us new hope.

88. Why do I often have gum in my eyes? That's my deep love for sleep.

89, love, love is ruthless, that is sympathy, love is not love, that is ambiguous.

90. I wish it were a leaf, which can swing with the wind and drift with the tide.

9 1, teacher, if you ignore the bell again, don't blame us for ignoring the bell.

92. I am a traditional man, so I have always supported the system of three wives and four concubines.

93. Your habitual extravagance is my promise!

94. There is always an answer to everything. Rather than worry, let nature take its course.

95. I am used to the world with you, but my world without you still can't change my habits.

96. I stayed with someone I don't like and forgot about you.

97. Life has never died since ancient times. Bitch dies first, then I die.

98. Time and night buried winter, and dark clouds swept away the sun. Will sunflowers turn to us?

99. What is love if you love him but think of others?

100, the last three words written by a person who has been in love for many years; No, I love you, but it's not worth it.

10 1. Everyone who doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

102, if one day you don't love me anymore, I will leave quietly.

103, my sadness was written on my face, and even my smile became strong.

104. The desire that can never be touched and the happiness on the other side of the beautiful.

105, although? Knowing that your promise is just an illusory pledge of eternal love, but? I'd rather deceive myself to believe.

106, things are changing, love is changing and times are changing. I only ask you to keep your original heart unchanged and go back to the days when your brothers were crazy and cried together.

107, similar people are suitable for having fun together, and complementary people are suitable for growing old together.

108, but the process has no result, giving up and suppressing missing.

109, dear, you are my favorite woman.

Christmas Eve without you is not safe at all! On the contrary, I am a little uneasy!

1 1 1. For every festival, I want to say: I want to borrow it from heaven for another 500 years!

1 12, even if mine is cheap, it's not your turn to discount it.

You gave me hope, why did you make me despair?

1 14, I hope to be another child, because a broken knee is always easier to repair than a broken heart.

Eat to live, but not live to eat.

1 16, I am a flower that gives up halfway, and I am still waiting to open after despair.

1 17, love yourself, hug yourself, and then tell yourself that you are happy.

1 18, if you want to be happy, I don't want my exit to be meaningless.

1 19. Is it impossible to think without a brain? Is it impossible to be sad without a heart?

120, my smile will be the last weapon to kill you.