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If you fall in love with a straight guy, how can a girl flirt with him so that he can be attracted to her?

What is a straight man?

My dear, I have a stomachache, can you rub it for me? Just drink more hot water!

My dear, it’s too late. Stop playing and go to bed. You go to bed first, I’ll finish this game!

Dear, I have chosen a lipstick. The color is so beautiful. You already have so many, so don’t buy it!

Have you found that straight men have one thing in common? They all love playing games!

It’s not that men are straight, but that games make choices with you. He thinks games are better. If you want a straight man to be attracted, then play games with him. You will be better than him, better than him. He is also very powerful. No matter what you look at, he will look at you with adoring eyes. You are his goddess, begging for guidance, asking for help, begging, etc.!

Can you understand? Dress sexy, you are beautiful, and if you don't like him, it's like a fly flying by. I didn't see it clearly. The game is too focused, so if you can make a straight man fall in love with you, you can only catch it. Turn his weakness into your strength!

Is it okay to chat? Let’s talk about relationships!

Stop making trouble, stop talking about straight men. All men don’t want to hear your ink. If you want to fall in love with you, it’s fine. If you succeed, then I’m sorry, stay away from me. If you ask: "Am I good-looking?" What do you think he will say? I must ask you first, do you want to hear the truth or lies? If you want to hear the truth, it means it doesn’t look good. If you want to hear lies, it means it looks good. If you want to hear the truth, it means it looks good. If you want to hear the truth, do you want to be in love with such a man?

Looks normal. Apart from not being able to speak love words or do things, everything seems to be fine. But the result is that it hurts your heart. People who live your whole life will only hurt your heart. Valentine’s Day Rose? What are you thinking about? I'll buy you a piece of pork head in a hurry!

Summary:

Don’t try to change the straight man. I have given up. If you put the garbage at the door and you don’t tell him to take it away, he will step over and follow you. Stubborn, you didn't tell me, and you didn't let me throw it away. Why, why did I leave it at the door? Catching mice!

Take away his cell phone for half an hour and have a quiet meal. Don't talk. Don't say a word. I just want to see you quietly. If he can't meet this condition, forget it. , don’t want it, throw it away!