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Naughty, I think what do you say?

1, it's late at night, I'm so hungry and miss you, so I have to endure it. ...

I think you must be busy, so just read the first three words. ...

3. Daughter, is there enough money?

4. Voice call: Sorry, my hand slipped. ...

I flew 12 hours to return to China, and then I ate noodles in the shop in front of your house.

6. "Hey, Dad, what's the matter?" "Oh, nothing ... just that your mother misses you again ..."

7. There are weather forecasts for two cities in the mobile phone.

Did you sneeze today?

9. It's very cold today. My cat misses you, but I don't have a cat or you. ...

10, be quiet, I'm thinking about you.

1 1, a love that consumes everything can slowly return. ...

12, what are you doing?

13, I listened to your two-second speech repeatedly for a month.

14, what's wrong with you? I hope you miss me, I can't sleep at night …

15, I eat fruit just to have some connection with flowers. -Gu Cheng

16, you * * * have 42 same contacts. Would you like to add them as your friends?

17, it suddenly occurred to me that there was a voice you sent me in the collection. I went to look for it and found that the voice content was: What's the matter, did you miss me?

18, I'm glad I missed you, so I can tell you directly.

19, a ballpoint pen that can write 5693 names. ...

20. "The other party sent back a message" but you know, I didn't send it wrong ...?

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