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Appropriate tone sentence: Every sentence is sharp and fashionable.

First, I am a very considerate person, so generally speaking, I won't be embarrassed. If I say something that makes you uncomfortable, don't think too much. I did it on purpose.

Second, respect the past. What you should respect is your brave self. After all the disappointment and betrayal, you are still full of ambition and dare to love and hate.

Third, it is good to know something, there is no need to say more. It's good that some people know each other. There's no need to be intimate. Sometimes I feel sad, but I'm too proud to say it.

Fourth, there are always many things that make people feel powerless in this life, such as trying hard or not getting on, such as trying hard or not getting you.

You think the worst thing in life is to lose the person you love the most. In fact, the worst thing is to love someone too much and lose yourself.

6. Don't care too much about things that can't be changed. People who can't stay will try to give up, and broken hearts will try their best to heal themselves. Except for life and death, it is a small matter.

Seven, people can't be too idle. If they are idle for a long time, they will think they are desperate. The more you know, the less you care, the more you experience, the less you complain, the more you are carefree and the more you are melodramatic.

Eight, farewell must be a little harder, because whoever looks at it more may be the last one, and saying more may be the last one.

Nine, sometimes trust people, not because you are stupid, but because you take feelings too seriously. Sometimes it's not because I don't care, but because I don't want to fight.

Ten, don't entangle the love that can't be caught, don't care about the passers-by who can't stay, don't take unforgettable memories seriously, and don't be with warm-hearted people.

Sharp sentences suitable for speaking

First, Piggy Peggy eats, and she will take the social road in the afterlife.

Secondly, I once had a dog and named it Don't Move. Come here, don't move! And then he went crazy.

Third, every boy is a handsome prince, but I am a vicious villain.

Fourth, very well, your efforts to build socialism have successfully attracted my attention.

Five, not for coquettish, but to shock the world.

6. If one day you are brilliant, don't forget Ben, knives and guns are not brothers.

You have lived in my heart for so long, and you have the cheek to leave before I ask you for rent.

Don't flirt with me, or I will flirt with you.

When I treat you as a person, please try to act like one.

Ten, my Mr. Right will blow me up with an Italian gun one day.

Eleven, there are more and more billionaires now, and I only have 100 million, which is still a memory.

I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

Thirteen, my future son, tell me where to find your father ~

In order to prevent me from spending money indiscriminately next month, I spent all my money in advance, so I am clean and upright.

Fifteen, when my strength is exhausted, I will kill all the people in the world who have failed you.

Life is your creditor, and death is your debt collector.

Seventeen, don't wait until I slap you in the face to know how to sew your mouth!

Eighteen, women don't care, how can they be beautiful?

Nineteen, if one day I change, remember that it is thanks to you.

Twenty, you accidentally walked into my heart when you were thin, and now you are fat and stuck in it.

Twenty-one, I have no way to be a man, I only know tit for tat.

Twenty-two, I still like you very much, like wind oil essence and spicy strips, and my voice is endless.

Twenty-three, the sky is falling, you bear it first, and I'll have a meal and find a stick when I get home.

24. Every fuck you say, I silently make your bed in my heart.

Twenty-five, it is said that this is a state of overeating: I enjoy it in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.

Twenty-six, don't come back if you leave, all you can leave is garbage and a change of heart dog.

Twenty-seven, women conquer men with stockings, and men conquer banks with stockings.

Twenty-eight, the lovely me is long gone, and now I am more and more lovely.

29. If you don't believe it, why explain it?

30. When I lend you a dime, please pay it back.

Thirty-one, I always believed that I would be thin, but now I'm just playing fat. It's a pity that you get high when you play.

32. Only when you find something eternal and romantic can you know the exquisite heart of the Iraqis.

Thirty-three, everyone meets someone who loves you and pretends that everything belongs to you.

Thirty-four, I am a poor student, and the girl has waist-length hair, but I have not achieved fame.

Suitable for saying incisive and sharp good sentences, every word is distracted and every sentence is unforgettable.

1. I don't want to be rich all my life, but I want my family to be healthy all my life.

Rice is still the original rice, but it can be made into rice, cakes and wine. You're still the same. What kind of person you want to be depends entirely on yourself.

It's just a lost memory, so why remember it so clearly?

Distance does not produce beauty, but an interpretation of fragile love.

I really want to tell you that I miss you so much, but what I am afraid of is just a simple "Oh".

6. If he likes you, your temper is mostly called character. If he doesn't like you, even if you are as meek as a cat, he will think you have lost your hair.

7. There is no debt in life. Others pay for you because others like it, and you pay for others because you want to.

8. Don't covet meaningless people or things. How can you free your hand to receive gifts with garbage?

9. It is smart to turn a detour into a straight road, because you have found a shortcut; It is open-minded to turn a straight road into a detour, because I have seen many scenery.

10. It is necessary to be stupid occasionally, but you don't have to be smart all the time in life.

1 1. When you know a lot of truth and falsehood, you don't feel so bitter. You become more and more silent and don't want to talk about it.

12. Not every sentence of sorry can be exchanged for a sentence that doesn't matter. It's too late to climb.

13. There are so many assumptions in life that reality is really a slap in the face. It's meaningless to shout pain in the face, but you have to go forward.

14. Love is not 1+ 1=2, but 0.5+0.5= 1. Two people cut off their own character and shortcomings in half and then make do together to be complete.

15. What are you protected by, what are you limited by, what can shelter you from the wind and rain, and what can also shelter you from the wind and rain.

16. I can't even guess myself, how dare I expect others to understand me.

17. People really have to live up to expectations. As soon as the results came out, the whole world was in a good mood

18. If love is just talk, what about the dumb?

19. Since you have chosen a different way of life, why should you care about other people's regard you differently?

20. The most powerful thing for people is not only dieting to lose weight, but also killing the impulse to like that person.

Short sentences suitable for friends circle, each sentence is sincere and sharp.

1. If you can't keep something, you might as well throw it away.

There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you?

It's not that I have a bad personality, but that you can't control it.

Born with a hard life and no one to take care of him, he set foot on the rivers and lakes for his life.

Failure is not terrible, the key is success.

6. A woman can have no figure or face. But you must not be blind.

7. Your attitude now determines whether you will be a character or a loser in ten years.

8. There is no shortage of love these days, but people who take love seriously.

9. If you don't throw everything away, you won't know what you need most. If you don't forget everything, you won't understand what you can't forget.

10. Nothing. No matter how many times you do it again, there will always be regrets in life.

1 1. The most attractive thing in the world is not that I love you, but that your tumor is benign.

12. You have to accept sudden loss, spilled milk, lost wallet, lost lover, broken friendship and so on. In this world, then learn to be strong. If you lose everything, stop crying.

13. I didn't know sweet words, but I was accompanied by you. Now he is glib, but he is alone.

14. Fish has no eyelids, so it can't close its eyes. When it is afraid, it can only watch. God is fair, so give it seven seconds of memory.

15. At first, I wanted to be a hero, a superman, a very powerful person surrounded by aura. Later, I just wanted to be an ordinary person with a dog, a cat, a small house and a lover.

16. Love has only two endings, either going home or your mother becoming my mother.

17. From now on, be cruel or get rid of the dog that has lost me in the world.

18. You should know how to divide your life into several parts. If you lose a part, you will find that you still have a lot.

19. Time can deceive people most, but it can also make you understand that nothing in this world can't be lost. What is left is the scenery, and what is left is the life. The person who comes to the end is the right person.

20. Happiness means that ordinary people remain the same. In the light of dinner, the same people sit in the same seats and talk about the same topic. Young people are still nagging about their schools, and old people are still nagging about their dentures. The smell of fried fish came from the kitchen, and there was noisy TV news in the living room.