Complete works of humorous paragraphs

The secret of humorous jokes is to read more jokes when you are in a bad mood. Jokes can relieve people's depression to some extent. There are many kinds of jokes. I will share humorous jokes with you here.

A complete collection of humorous jokes 1 1, lovers get married.

If one day you start to miss me, remember that I didn't leave by myself, but you let me go.

3. Confucius, Mencius and Laozi slept together in the pigsty. As a result, the sow became pregnant the next day. After inspection, it is neither Confucius' nor Mencius'. Whose is it? (The one-second answer is genius)

There are more and more monsters in this world, but fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

5. Summer homework flies in the sky, underground, all over the sky, and garbage dumps.

6. Rich people buy eight generations of apples, while poor people buy eight bags of apples.

7. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.

8. When you point your finger at others and scold their parents, don't forget that there are still four fingers pointing at yourself! !

9. Let me wish you a happy Mother's Day: Hello, wife, you are the big leader of our family. Mother's day is really good. You celebrate the holidays, I work hard.

10, everyone is born original. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates!

1 1, how long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

12, we have almost the most festivals in the world, but almost the least holidays in the world.

13, from primary school to university, the only constant is a heart that doesn't want to learn.

14, I feel dizzy by boat. How can I have two feet on both sides?

15, smoking and drinking, step by step.

16, I just want to put down all the burdens and be close to you wholeheartedly. Can I start over?

17, is there anyone like me who thought He Jiong and Nana were a couple when I was a child?

18, it's love to fight, and always scold your mother, you are almost in love with your mother.

19, Valentine's Day, I wish all girlfriends a holiday.

20. As soon as Valentine's Day arrives, lovers begin to get excited and finally break up on Valentine's Day.

Humorous jokes. Is the only reason for being single ugly? No, not only are you ugly, but you always think others are ugly!

Second, if you have a girl you like, give her a lipstick. At least when she kisses someone else, you still feel involved.

Third, a single male colleague washed a bunch of clothes at the weekend, saying that he was exhausted and really needed a wife. Married male compatriots replied: Wasting less is not enough?

4. What is the power of mathematics? I can't understand the answer after copying! What is the power of Chinese? I don't want to copy after reading the answer!

5. Love is complementary. When I think my boyfriend is bad because I am too good, I am not so angry.

6. Men, like their grandchildren before their engagement, are obedient. Like an engaged son, learn to talk back. After I got married, I gave orders like Lao Zi.

Seven, life is alive, always have to bear some responsibility or find some sustenance. So some people are adoptive parents, wives and children, some people keep cats, dogs, birds and fish, and some people keep flowers and plants. I'm more advanced. I closed my eyes and began to recuperate.

Eight, my wife is pregnant, I called my father to report the good news and said excitedly: Dad, you are going to be a grandson!

When my father and I went to the supermarket, we saw a man and a woman begging for food on the roadside. We walked around, and Dad sighed: Even beggars have wives. I replied with a smile: he should have a wife before begging.

Ten, don't mess around if you don't look good. Some people spend a lot of money to burn exquisite princess rolls, which look like Newton instead of a princess.

Humorous joke 3 1, Wang Zi said: Look again, and I will go home and get the money.

2. I was stupid ten years ago; Ten years later, I tend to be very stupid.

The teacher said: there is no regret medicine in the world, only rat medicine.

I have no ambition in my life, just want to make a lot of money.

5, it's all fake. I have to pretend to be experienced.

6. Did you fail Chinese? Normal! Do you swear by rhetoric?

7. Do we dye our hair white and walk hand in hand to the sunset, so that we can grow old together?

8. Don't tell me you love me. I feel sick after hearing this sentence.

9. Every night, except you, I am hungry.

10, many people can't lose weight because they don't have a heart that really wants to lose weight.

1 1. Youth is dedicated to a little wine. Being drunk is drinking.

12, I like dreaming, the kind I do during the day.

13, bought a disc, and the boss said it was seven beasts against a weak woman. When I brought it home, I saw it was a delicate steel gourd doll!

14, so boring, fart and play by yourself.

15, I skipped classes too much. One day, I wanted to go to class and met the professor. The professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long and I've grown so big.

16, I will send you salt if I love you, and I will send you to Japan if I hate you.

17. Plant your own red beans and leave other people's peanuts alone.

18, dichlorvos, 100% winning rate, open the bottle cap and have another bottle.

19, others fall in love by face value and money. I know the other person is blind.

20. When I have a holiday, I sleep from night to morning.

2 1, Wu Guimei, Ge has registered as an earth user!

22. I love girls, as long as it is true feelings.

23. If the daughter-in-law is gone, she can find it again. There is only one mother.

24. People say I buckle the rope. Really, I just took a selfie of 30% video games.

If one day I become a pervert, please don't forget that I was innocent.

I don't mind you lying to me. The important thing is that you can't lie to me.

27. I will travel to the north, south and central regions on business recently. Don't forget to tell him that you are collecting hotel matchboxes and ask him to bring them back.

28, tell the truth. I read the medical records. I can't even imagine a doctor.

When I was a child, my grandmother always made me a strange cup of coffee. I didn't know Banlangen was there until I grew up.

30. oh, my god Find me a handsome boy to sit at the same table when school starts!

3 1, I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I'm afraid to open the lid and enjoy one more bottle.

32. It is said that men have gold under their knees. I cut off all my legs. What about gold?

33. I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time and found myself normal.

34. When you are young, you only have one time, and whoever rules will spoil you.

Actually, I don't like loneliness at all. Why do you always come to me?