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When picking up the bride at a wedding in Guangdong, how should the groomsmen (groomsmen) say kind words to score high points! !

There are many ways to embarrass you, and I haven’t thought of anything nice to say! However, I have a lot of drafts of last words that embarrassed the groomsmen here, and they all have good meaning (forgive me because I am used to writing in Mandarin, so it is difficult to translate it into Cantonese, but if you are used to Cantonese, it should be easy) It’s easy to turn around, haha)

1. The sparrows on the city gate tower have seen the world (a metaphor for all of you who have experienced the wind and waves and seen the world, so just ask them to come over. ! )

2. Lotuses blooming side by side - a perfect pair (describing lovers or couples who are well-matched, or a perfect match)

3. The Eight Immortals blowing trumpets - full of energy (It can be used to describe the groom, saying that it would be absolutely a waste for a beautiful girl like the bride not to marry such a talented person! There will be a lot of girls vying for her...and so on)

4 , Plantain blossoms - one heart (core) (describes a good husband who has only one heart to the bride for the whole life)

5. Sleeping back to back - considerate (still describes how the groom will treat the bride)

6. Eat honey and talk - sweet words (similar to saying what the groom will do before and after the wedding)

7. The gourd of leftover wine - the amount of (du) Big (also similar to what the groom will do before and after marriage)

8. Flying a kite on the city wall - the price is not low (it can be used to say to the accompanying sisters "We "The price will not be low" has a similar meaning. Generally speaking, in addition to giving you problems to embarrass you, sisters will also hide shoes, ask for profits, etc., so it is best to please some sisters, if they want 99,900 Ninety-nine yuan, you can negotiate with them for a price of eighty-eight thousand, eight hundred and eighty-eight yuan, or you can negotiate a better price anyway, or you can simply say that I am a man and fly a kite on the city - the price will never be low. Yes! I’ll give you 100,000 yuan!)

9. The scale hook is worth it (it can be used to get married by giving 100,000 yuan) A virtuous and beautiful lady like the bride still thinks it’s a good deal)

10. Eating sugar cane and going up the stairs - each step is sweet and each step is getting better (it can be compared that their married life is definitely getting better day by day)

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11. The straw hat has a rotten brim - the best (a very good description, expressing praise for the groom)

12. Chang'e flies to the moon - so beautiful that it reaches the sky (actually a description I am very happy and proud, but it is rarely used by ordinary people because they don’t understand the meaning very well. It can be used to describe the sisters who are getting married on the same day, and all of them are as beautiful as flowers. To please the sisters, remember not to be too exaggerated or exaggerated. For example, it can be used in When I saw the sisters, I said, "Oh, today's bridesmaids are all as beautiful as Chang'e flying to the moon - they are so beautiful..." In addition to flattering you, you can also relieve their anger at mistreating you, hehe, don't Say I taught you bad things!)

13. Eat wine with potatoes - full and drunk (describes drunkenness and food, very happy, it can be used in the words of the bride and groom at the banquet, or It can be used to describe the groom seeing the bride, or the best man brothers meeting the bridegroom sisters...can be used flexibly and adaptably)

14. The trend on the first day of the new year - bullish (can be used when the sisters refuse to open the door over and over again) In this case, find one or two cases that describe the groom's infatuation, indicating that the price of Sina has risen, and there are many people outside waiting to grab it! )

15. Having eaten the sharpening water - the beauty (rust) is inside (describes the inner temperament and good cultivation of the bride or the sisters who are accompanying her in marriage).

It can also be used to please the bride when asking for hints, saying, "Sister-in-law is so virtuous, how can she not feel sorry for the groom...and so on)

16. New Year's greetings on the first day of the Lunar New Year - Hello, me too Good (refers to maintaining harmony and not offending anyone)

17. One-eyed dragon blind date - falling in love at first sight (refers to describing the groom falling in love with the bride immediately when he first saw him, commonly known as love at first sight)

18. When a son gets married and his father celebrates his birthday - good things come in pairs (you can ask the sisters if they want the bride and groom to turn one happy event into two today. It can be used to say that the baby will be born early or to bring the best man and bridesmaid together, etc.

19. My brother's words are good - "slightly" (sister-in-law) gives some guidance (the meaning of the idiom is to describe "slightly pointed out". It can be used to give advice to sisters or to the bride when looking for shoes. Please give me a tip)

20. Hang three keys on your chest - happy, happy, really happy (describing sincere happiness)

21 Amitabha Bodhisattva welcomes guests - smile The mouth is always open (describing being happy all day long)

22. Building three five holy churches in a row - Miaomiaomiao (miaomiaomiao) (describing continuous praise)

23. Chengzi I’ve lost someone underneath—you’re so good (if there are children present, you can praise the children for being obedient and not causing trouble)

The most important thing is to use it wisely. You need to know who the other person is, and don’t flatter him! The gain outweighs the loss! By the way, one last thing to mention, brothers, let’s be civilized and don’t break down the door! It's easy to hurt the bride's sisters and the bride who are behind the door. On the big day, just make fun freely!

There is also the Groom’s Guarantee, which is very popular on the Internet. If the groom takes it out on the day and promises in public (and reads it out for everyone present to witness), he will not make the bride beautiful. I also envy my sisters who are marrying me to death, so what else is there to be embarrassed about? You can check it online. I can’t write it down here. Remember to change the names and dates of the bride and groom! ! ! )