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Humor of losing weight and talking about mood phrases

Being a girl who loves to laugh, I heard that people who love to laugh are not too bad luck; Be a crying girl, because I want to live longer; Be a girl who loves to sleep and sleeps brilliantly. Be a girl who loves to eat, and she will be thin after eating; Be a doting girl. You deserve everything you value.

Believe in yourself! You can do it! You can eat like a pig if you lose weight! If you lose weight, you can buy clothes at will. The salesman will only say: this dress may be a little big for you! Losing weight will not fail. If you lose weight, the world will be peaceful!

Eating was the happiest when I was a child, but it was the most troublesome when I grew up. When I was a child, my parents wanted to be fat, but when I grew up, I wanted to be thin. It's okay to be fat and thin. Lose weight moderately, so that parents can rest assured. Filial piety is the first of all virtues, and health is the most important!

I really hope there is someone who can make me miss you so much. I can't sleep well, and I'm getting thinner, thinner and thinner.

Have a heart to learn, but it happened that the course failed; I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

I have a heart to lose weight and a stomach to eat food. They are in PK every day. I use my hand to index. Emma, the stomach won again today.

I want to tell those children who are trying to lose weight that human beings are not trying to climb to the top of the food chain for vegetarianism.

Fat people are always ignored by people who care about them very much, which makes them sad. What's more sad is that you have to pretend you don't care.

Tissue paper never knows the helplessness of fat paper standing on the scale. Fat paper never understands the desolation of thin paper being gently pushed down.

Go shopping with your boyfriend in summer, he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.

People have lost weight, waist and thighs. Why do we have to start with brain cells?

Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die."

Every girl who cries for losing weight has a mouth that can't stop.