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1. Sooner or later, you will understand that porridge in the morning is better than wine in the middle of the night, and people who cheat you will say more than those who love you.

People who know me don't need my explanation, and people who don't know me don't need my explanation.

People only care about what they like, so it is obvious whether a person loves you or not.

Life is not just eating and drinking now, but also travelling expenses and accommodation in the distance.

The first person you think of in the morning and the last person you think of at night are either people who make you happy or people who make you miserable.

I'd rather pretend to be naive and heartless than you pretend to be mature and haggle over every ounce. Talk about life. Let's talk realistically.

7. The most ridiculous thing in the world is that I know the truth, but you still lie and tell it so truly and profoundly.

8. loving someone has always been like this. You obviously want the moon, but you can only get moonlight.

9. Many people secretly criticize me, saying that I am sophisticated. In fact, I only know one thing. If I don't protect myself, no one in this world will protect me.

10. Poets praise love only when they don't kiss a girl. They all praise freedom after being free.

1 1. I feel that time passes faster every year because time is more important to you every year.

12. Only those who care are eligible not to be investigated.

13. It's much more cost-effective to spend time meeting one or two intimate friends than to talk about a few fruitless relationships.

14. Nobody cares how you cry in the middle of the night, and nobody cares how many autumn you have to toss and turn. Outsiders only look at the results and support the process themselves. When we all understand this truth, we won't be melodramatic in front of people and tell people relief everywhere.

15. When you can't let go, think more about how the other party let you go.

16. I have no secret love when I am old. Even if I care about someone, if the other person is indifferent, I will immediately accept my heart.

17. It's not that someone annoys you, but that you annoy yourself with someone's words and deeds.

18. Many times, we all think that people who buy medicine for you love you the most. In fact, the person who forces you to take medicine is the one who loves you the most.

Qq space is dragging on. People who understand me don't need to explain. People who don't understand me don't need to explain.

1. Youth is not just a grand red carpet. Not everyone can walk lightly without effort and win applause for a while.

Second, I'm afraid of memories. Memories that you can never come back are harmful to yourself.

Third, in life and love, you will learn that there is always a time to let go and continue.

I don't know whether my idea is too naive or you hide yourself too well. How can I easily believe the beautiful lies you have worked so hard to weave? Our meeting is a predestined marriage, and our destinies have long been linked together. You have no idea how much I believe you and thank God. When I faced the biggest setback in my life, it sent you to my side, making me forget the pain and immerse myself in a happy love story.

Always talking about leaving, but repeatedly looking for reasons not to leave.

Six, the so-called most memorable, is never remembered, but never forgotten.

Seven, when shaking hands with people, you can shake hands for a while. Sincerity is a kind of wealth.

The wind is really strong, as if the whole world could be blown away in the next second.

Nine, in life, there are always one or several trance-like figures emerging from the water of memory, showing the stories of the past. Is it joy, sadness or regret?

Ten, people who understand me don't need to explain, and people who don't understand me don't need to explain.

There is nothing wrong with liking someone. What is wrong is liking someone who doesn't like himself.

I want to cry, but I don't know how to cry anymore.

Thirteen, a person will cry because of pain. The reason why a person hurts is because he cares.

Fourteen, a small seed, held in the palm of your hand, has a warm feeling.

Fifteen, sad, just squat down and hug yourself.

Sixteen, too often, we all go with the flow and silently copy other people's life routes. The greatness of dreams is even more insignificant. What a pity and helplessness it is to have it and lose it!

Seventeen, two people's love songs, two people's world, you only walked half the way, leaving me alone, my infatuation, do you understand!

Eighteen, the true face of love is so full of holes, easy to come by, and easy to be destroyed.

Nineteen, this thing, love, sometimes only once, has experienced sadness and desolation, but it can't last forever for you and me.

Twenty, the beginning is irresistible and the end is irresistible.

Twenty-one, after breaking up, we can't be friends, because we have hurt each other and we can't be enemies. Because of our deep love for each other, we became the most familiar strangers. Actually, I really can't afford to lose our feelings!

22. Sometimes I read the diary of that year and listen to the songs of that year until I burst into tears. That kind of sadness and nostalgia can't be alleviated by a phone call to a friend or a class reunion. On the contrary, I will feel even more sad after seeing my old friends.

Twenty-three, others can drive for you, but not walk for you; Can do things for you, but can't feel for you. The road to life depends on yourself, and success depends on yourself. God helps those who help themselves, and winners help themselves.

24. It turns out that everyone is secretly injured in the youth of our people.

Twenty-five, if one day, you walk into my heart, you will cry, because it is full of you; If one day, I walk into your heart, I will cry too, because there is no me there!

Twenty-six, love is not a monologue. The beginning of love is acquiesced by two people at the same time, and the end of love must be accepted by two people at the same time.

Twenty-seven, time is advancing rapidly, along the trajectory, we are extending to the same asymptote.

Twenty-eight, I have crossed bridges in many places, seen clouds many times and drunk many kinds of wine, but I have only loved one person at the right age.

Twenty-nine, when I graduated from primary school, a group of people hugged each other and cried their eyes out. When I graduated from high school, I looked for classmates to leave messages everywhere. When I graduated from college, I walked across the campus silently. If I say goodbye in twos and threes, I will never hear from them again.

I won everyone and lost you.

Thirty-one, the missed years have blossomed in the northern desert, but they are barren in the spring and summer of reincarnation.

Thirty-two years old, who has a scarlet tear mole in the corner of his eye that has made you prosperous, and who has been given a rock-breaking empty joy by you?

Try to forgive the helplessness and impetuousness of reality. Be a simple person, live a plain but not mediocre life, strive to face the sea, and spring blossoms.

I'm still stuck in the past, anything that happened in the past.

35. You exist in the depths of my mind, but I am forgotten in your heart.

Thirty-six plans, one fence, three piles, one hero and three gangs. If you want to achieve something, you must rely on everyone's efforts. In this competitive environment, it is unrealistic to conquer the world by one person. We must have the spirit of unity and cooperation in order to give full play to our centralized advantages and achieve success in our cause.

Thirty-seven, people's loneliness is that with the increase of time, the fortress of self begins to strengthen day by day.

At that moment, unexpected things will always happen. There was not a past, but now is this the result? I don't want to say any more, and I don't want to see what others think of me. I've always been so alive that I care where you are.

In fact, narcissists are very smart, because falling in love with themselves will never hurt.

Super talkative, life is hard, no need to explain.

1, can't bear it, bear it again!

2, be modest, because modesty is not getting drunk.

3, people are like roll paper, nothing to pull as little as possible.

4. Hate, sometimes misusing the power of love.

You don't have that many viewers. Don't be so tired.

6. Someone asked me: Who will run your life? Fuck!

7. The plans of our generation are random.

8, sometimes there are some things, not knowing is happier than knowing.

9. If measured by happiness, life is actually very short.

10, husband, goalkeeper, goal!

1 1, there are few truths in the world, it depends on whether you can do it.

12, you are not a VIp, not even an Ip, you are just a P!

13, I would like to be an angry bird and hit those pigs!

14, I like smoking, because smoking will hurt my lungs, but I won't be sad.

15, you can't eat your sorrow in one bite, you can only eat fat.

16, I came into this world and didn't intend to go back alive.

17, you are not an environmental protection bag. Don't always pretend, pretend, pretend.

18, time is a nail, and life is destined to be a hammer sale.

19. Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.

20. Take the initiative in everything. For example, you can climb the wall and wait for an almond.

2 1, even if you want to cry, smile and say, damn it!

22, life is like a play, all by acting; Life is too short to be sexy.

23. Once you learn to break the jar and break the fall, you will find the world suddenly enlightened.

24. Ideals are like underwear. There should be, but it can't prove that everyone has it.

25, temper and fart are the same, if there is, it will be sent, and if there is no, it will ruin the body.

As a monster, my wish is to destroy at least one Altman.

27, insomnia, because sleep is too heavy, thinking that if you sleep less for one night, you will die.

28. If fate grabs your throat, grab his armpit.

29. Extraordinary appearance is important even for wild animals.

30, youth is like toilet paper, looking at a lot, it is not enough to use.

3 1, don't think you are Wu Dalang, just think that Yao Ming is made by two people.

You don't need to be excellent, I just like it.

1. Being with you all my life is called the future. If it's someone else, it's called making do.

What I admire most in my life is actually the kind of friends and classmates who lived in a small city since childhood, and the city has not changed much. Where you grew up, you can go back and have a look, have friends for three or five days, and barbecue beer. You can feel that this is very unrewarding, but what I am pursuing is that someone can always be by your side and lend a helping hand.

3, you don't need to be excellent, I like it. This is the most beautiful confession I have ever heard.

4. The wrong person is the wrong person, and you will never become the right person just because you can endure it or endure it for a long time.

5. People always care about a feeling and their position in each other's hearts.

6. May you be greedy and not fat, may you be lazy and not ugly, and may your family be let down.

7. The best way for two people to get along is not to be jealous, not to cater, to have something to say and not to be embarrassed.

8. When you are tired, close the curtains, turn off the mobile phone, turn off the alarm clock, take a deep breath, get into bed and go to sleep. Hard times always require more energy.

9. Don't care too much about things that can't be changed. People who can't stay will try to give up, and broken hearts will try their best to heal themselves. Except for life and death, it is a small matter.

10. When you grow up, it seems that not many people will care about your happiness. Everyone just wants to see if you are useful.

1 1. Don't test your friends' hearts easily, let alone doubt their feelings. No matter how good feelings are, they can't stand a suspicious heart.

12, confession is to take the risk that friends can't do in the future and gamble on the opportunity to hold hands and love you in the future.

13, I like you, not because you look good, but because you give me a feeling that others can't give me at a special time. You have all the looks I like.

14, the best love is that you don't love me because of an unanswered text message, an unintentional sentence and an insignificant friend of the opposite sex, but when you cross the Woods, mountains and oceans, I can rest assured that you will go far. No matter what you think, do or say, I know you won't abandon me. You are mine after all.

15. Not many people can be friends in their life. People who call friends after a long time are really hard to cherish.

16, friend, maybe you can't make it through the night, maybe you don't have sweet words, but you must be sincere and true.

17, you have a hundred to see, and I have a hundred to like.

18, if things don't work out, I believe God must have other plans. Everything lost will come back in another way. Believe in yourself and believe that time will not treat you badly.

19, close your eyes hard, if you can't pass, you will pass.

20. Perhaps acceptance is the best gentleness for life. Whether it is to accept a person's appearance or to accept a person's absence.

Bian Xiao: I like you. I am serious and timid, and I will always be loyal to you. Bian Xiao: Forgetting is a sickness, and forgetting is a realm. Bian Xiao: Time is both an antidote and a poison.