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Just watch the meteor shower together and the classic lines in the declaration of love.
2. Chu Xun Yu, Chu Xun Yu, I am Murong Haiyun, I am your sea of clouds, do you remember? Rain nettle, I know I was wrong. I know you will never forgive me. In fact, I will never forgive myself. I know how you live these days. I know how much injustice and hard work you have suffered, but do you know how I spent it? These days, every time I dream, your back will appear. I've been looking for this. I am looking for this all over the world, you know? Rain nettle, do you remember when we were in a hot air balloon? Do you remember what I told you? I, Mr. Murong, swear to heaven, earth, clouds, wind, flowers and rainbow that I only love Chu in my life! Do you remember, you said that you would love Mr. Murong all your life, ('I, Chu, I only love one person in my life! Until we get old and die. ) Rain nettle, I just ask you to forgive me and give me a chance, okay? Rain nettle, I will wait for you here, and I will compensate you for all the grievances and pains you have suffered these days. Rain nettle, whether you forgive me or not, I won't leave. I Murong Haiyun only love you!
People all over the world know that as long as Mr. Murong and Chu meet again, no one and nothing can separate us.
Dear students, today I want to announce that Mr. Murong is back, which means that Mr. Murong and Chu will start again and never part.
There is no money in either bank card. I gave them to you to tell you that we are like the two cartoon characters above, one on the left and the other on the right, but we will eventually meet, just like Murong and Chu. Although Murong Haiyun has traveled all over the world, he doesn't even know what he wants to do. Now I understand that I met Chu Xun Yu to meet Chu Xun Yu in Elliston, for both of us.
What's wrong with holding hands? The school rules stipulate that men and women are not allowed to hold hands, but they don't say that men and women are not allowed to hold hands. We have always kept a low profile!
7. Hey, I can talk casually, but I can't make fun of my rain nettle. Besides, you said that all boys would lie to their girlfriends, but I would never lie to the rain nettle.
8. Rain nettle: I hope Haiyun can study hard and pass the exam smoothly.
Hai Yun: I wish I could stay next to nettles all my life.
Rain nettle: I hope Haiyun will never forget me.
Hai Yun: I hope Chu Xun Yu and Murong Haiyun will never be separated.
Rain nettle: I hope we can overcome all the difficulties.
Hai Yun: I hope we can work together to tide over every difficulty.
9. Ye Shuo: "OK, Hai Yun, let me analyze this word. I think Haiyun did a very good job in the word part. He has a special feeling, singing, then composing, and then mixing. And the sea of clouds. What's the big deal? He mixed his personal experience with that song, which was particularly touching, wasn't it? "
You two, and you, look, look at my brother-in-law, this literary accomplishment, this appreciation level, brother-in-law, my sister deserves to choose you.
Ye Shuo: "No, Yunhai, I just said, you just listened. I only do it for your sister, and you still ... "
10. I am also an omnipotent seed in love, but I was drowned by a rain. ...
1 1. Haiyun, you bad guy, why don't you come back? You must have forgotten me. I will never forgive you if you forget me. Haiyun, I will wait for you to come back. No matter where you are, I will strive for happiness in my own way!
12. I have no rights since I was with you.
13. Murong Haiyun, who tortured me for a year and vowed to accompany me all my life, and Murong Haiyun, who went to the hospital to see you every day after your accident. You remember everything, but you forgot me.
14. "Some people only know how to communicate with plants that can't talk, but turn a blind eye to a living person who knows information." -Duanmu first brought news of Mr. Murong to Chu.
15. This classmate, you are still dragging. ...
-meet Murong Haiyun after such a long separation
16. Duanmu said: Your greatest advantage is that the critical moment is useless.
-discuss how to make the sea of clouds remember the rain nettle, Duanmu said to Shangguan
17. Tracy. Your mother wants you to go home for dinner!
18. The Milky Way is in the sky. Never let him meet a rain nettle, or Mars will hit the earth, and the earth will be very angry and the consequences will be very serious-Shangguan.
19. "You have been free in the sea of clouds for a long time, but Yu Wei is reserved and can't find the direction. When you two meet, you are really asking what the world is like. It's just that the authorities have turned things upside down and made us very happy. Finally, her hands were shaking and tears were flowing. If you want me to say the sea of clouds, you can go forward boldly! "
20. If a woman is not jealous, Ye Shuo can climb a tree.
2 1. Ye Shuo: "Is Tracy right? Good name, I want to ask, is your sister Cui Hua there? "
Tracy: ". . . "(gas knot)
22. About the dialogue between the library and Zhu:
Ye Shuo: "Rain nettle, you can't go to the library."
Rain nettle: "Why?" Ye Shuo: "Because … because there is a secret in our library!" " "
Rain nettle: "What secret?" Ye Shuo: "Yes, it's the library. It looks like a library. In fact, it is very shabby, very shabby. This is an ancient tomb. "
Rain nettle: "Ancient tomb? Whose? " "Sun, sun ... yes! ! ! "
Rain nettle: "Ye Shuo, you are crazy by the new school rules of our school. Do you know what you are talking about? "
Ye Shuo: "I, I don't know what I'm talking about. I won't admit this conversation anyway. "
Rain nettle: "I don't want to admit this conversation either."
23. Shangguan: "You are a computer genius, and you can't even open the toilet door?"
Ye Shuo: "Thanks to you, I am the computer genius who opens the toilet door here!" " "
24. Duanmu is at the seaside: "Sometimes, I feel that our own hearts are too small to accommodate our pale thoughts; Our eyes are too short, so short that we have never felt it, nor can we feel the vast world. "
25. Xiaoyu: It is said that a woman in love is either a poet or a fool. Congratulations to both of you.
Rain nettle said: First, don't play cool with me. Second, don't make me jealous. Third, if I'm wrong, it's also your fault ... 19. If I bite you, please refer to Article 3. Twenty, I let you go up the mountain, and you are not allowed to cook for others ... Hehe, the last one, I can unconditionally change and add terms anytime and anywhere. Haiyun students can raise objections, but the final interpretation right belongs to Chu students! (Haiyun students are prone on the table)
27 (Shangguan is sick, please ask Ye Shuo and Duanmu to help open a sick note)
Shangguan: Where's the sick note?
Ye Shuo: (quietly) No.
Shangguan: Why, I'm really sick!
Ye Shuo: Yes, but according to the school regulations, anyone who is sick must go to the infirmary to write a sick note.
Shangguan: (unhappy) OK.
Ye Shuo: Why are you going?
Shangguan: infirmary
Duanmu: According to the school rules, you can definitely go to class if you write a sick note.
Ye Shuo: Right, so as Article 23 says, it's no use if you go.
Shangguan: (angrily) Where did he come from and why? !
Duanmu: Tracy is a famous coach with an iron fist. The enrollment rate of all the schools he taught was above 90%, so the board decided to let him manage Elliston. I think Tracy is a rigid and impeccable person.
Ye Shuo: Really, you are so smart that you can't beat them.
Shangguan: I'm finished. Tracy ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Your mother asked you to go home for dinner! ! I'm really sick! ! (Ye Shuo Duan Xiaomu)
Chu Xun Yu, come here.
Chai Xue Cun: Hello, Miss Tracy. You remember me. I'm Chai, the landscape art director of our school. Hello. Where are the nettles? It's my niece. I am her uncle. Please take care of me.
Chu Xun Yu, is this your uncle? (Rain nettle nods)
Chai: Right, right.
Tracy: Chu Xun Yu, I know you have always been a good scholar, so I think highly of you. Therefore, I also hope that you will be the best student in Elliston.
Chai: Rain nettle, look at you. Teacher Cui likes you very much. Communicate with teacher Cui more. Thank you for your cultivation.
Tracy: Now, Chu Xun Yu, how about you set an example for our students in Elliston?
Chai: I think so.
Tracy: Then run five more laps.
Wood (cold): supplement ...
Chu Xun Yu: Uncle!
Chai Xue Cun: No, it's ... Oh, go, go, go, Miss Cui, if you look after the children, she ... she doesn't.
Tracy: I thought you told me how long it would take. However, when I raised my expensive hand, I became an executioner.
Duanmu: Big Brother, you are really the first one to play games in the billiards hall. Why don't you go to the internet cafe to play?
Shangguan: Am I not a minor?
Shangguan: Xiaoyu didn't bring an umbrella. I forgot to pick her up! (surprised)
Duanmu: Xiaoyu will kill him.
Ye Shuo: I thank her ("she" means Xiao Yu)
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