A short excerpt from an interesting sentence about eating chicken.

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The funny sentence of eating chicken is short (1- 16) 1. You can only convince others' ears with your mouth, but you can conquer others with your actions? People's heart

2. Hitler said: to destroy a nation, we must first disintegrate its culture; To disintegrate its culture, we must first destroy the language that carries it; To eliminate this language, we must first start from their schools. So I don't learn foreign languages because I am patriotic.

Today is the birthday of our palace. Later, we will give a big red envelope and a small chicken leg to Tik Tok ministers who celebrate our birthday. Tik Tok is lucky to have you. How nice!

People inside the wall want to come out, people outside the wall want to go in, and I stand on the wall and watch.

5. Don't say that women are too realistic if men don't have skills, and don't say that men are too playboy if women don't have strength.

6. Looking for a beauty service today, she asked me if I should set it up. I thought about it and thought that there was a set that was safer, so I nodded. Afterwards, the beauty handed me the processed UnionPay card and card set from the window.

7. I wish you luck, the cake is moldy, you go out and hit ghosts, and you have no money when you get on the bus. Happy birthday, best friend?

8. You only look thin when I am fat, lest I look ugly when I am thin.

9. Handsome appearance and a lot of money are passes for social activities in the upper class.

10, you are the first song in my heart, which always makes me thrilling.

1 1. I remember when I was studying, a buddy slept in the last row in the evening study. I woke up suddenly, and then turned off the lights to sleep. At that time, the whole class looked silly.

12, I have two hobbies, quiet and moving, quiet is sleeping, moving is turning over.

13, if he says to you: forget me. Just tell the other person: I'm sorry, I never remember.

14. Just now, my other half suddenly sent me a message saying that we were going to break up. Before I was sad, he sent another one. Sorry, it was sent to the wrong person. Scared me to death. I thought we were really breaking up.

15, these days, people who can drive are hit, and those who can't drive are hit.

16, the child who fell in love with the heir came out of the queue and stood with his sister.

The funny sentence of eating chicken is short (17-32). 17. The best thing about my sister is that she can be a gangster and a writer without relying on alcohol and tobacco.

18, if you feel poor and ugly, please don't be sad, you still have hope, at least your judgment is correct.

19, the man who has broken up is pestering the woman, and the woman is annoyed: you are sick. Man: You have medicine.

If I were the personnel manager, I would be the first to promote myself to the boss.

2 1, a buddy told me that he gives out bottles every day. It's all "one more bottle"

22. Looks are not important, but ugliness is important.

23. I heard that you have lost weight, and my heart to break up with you is even stronger.

24. Who says women love money? Women love not money, but Grandpa Mao.

25. If falling in love is burning money, I'd rather not talk about it.

26. If there is an earthquake in class, I will trip the teacher first, and then I will run.

27. Don't envy that we have no homework during the holiday. Do you know how tired it is to play all day?

28, phoenix rebirth is nirvana, pheasant rebirth is corpse change.

29. After doing homework for 5 minutes, the mobile phone became jealous and coaxed her for 2 hours.

30. It's noon and it's hard to go to work. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a better life, hard work is hard work.

3 1, a man's anger is like setting off firecrackers, and it ends with a bang. A woman's anger is like lighting mosquito-repellent incense, keeping the temperature high and going back and forth.

I can't go to the gym, so I can only exercise at home.