Funny sayings about running out of money. Excerpts of 27 funny sayings about running out of money.

1. A person is ugly, has a sweet mouth, looks dangerous, and has no money.

2. Those who have money will eventually get married, and those who have no money will eventually become house slaves

3. If you have money, anything you say is the last word, and if you don’t have money, anything you say is just bragging.

4. Mistress, you little slut, I miss you so much that I can’t sleep at night. How long do you want me to wait before I can hold you in my hand? It’s all because of my lack of money, you mistress. !

5. The difference between those who have money and those who have no money is that those who have no money use donkeys to grind, and those who have money use ghosts to grind

6. The sky is blue, the fields are vast, and there is no money. It's too long.

7. My family has no money, and my father is not a big boss, but I feel sorry for him, really.

8. When I was a child, my family had no money, so I would always fly a kite with a plastic bag tied behind a rope. Blue Sky

9. Girls like us who have no money and are not beautiful can only be kind.

10. A person is not nice and sweet, but he looks ugly and has no money.

11. He is lonely, he has no money, he is homeless, but I like it

12. Live your life no matter what. Don’t be too cold in winter, don’t be too hot in summer, and don’t be too rich if you have money. Pretend to be poor, don't show off if you don't have money, instead of frowning, it's better to have fun secretly. Friends are always remembered, and life is filled with joy!

13. It is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money!

14. In today’s society, it is difficult for a rich man to be a man without money.

15. Returning home in the evening, I met a robber on the road. He trembled and said: Brother, I am a recent graduate from Jinqiao. I can't find a job and I really have no money. The robber cried bitterly: Brother, I am also from Jinqiao. Take your diploma. The person who robbed you in front is also from Jinqiao. Don't worry, we won't rob one of our own!

16. If you are not tall, ugly, and have no money, what else do you have to pursue your goddess? I have a brave heart

17. I am not white, beautiful or rich, I have no money, power or status

18. It is difficult to be a rich man, but it is difficult to be a man without money!

19. No house, no money, no car, no appearance, no figure, no temperament, no education, no diploma, no talent, no woman, no experience, no grades, no identity, no background, no creativity, no career, no job, no death.

20. Which is more pitiful: no money to spend or no one to want? Of course there is nothing to eat!

21. Nowadays, having money is the fucking king. Without money, it is difficult to find a wife.

22. The wine is empty, the sex is empty, the wife leaves with someone else; the money is empty, the energy is empty, and the mobile phone has no money to recharge.

23. Love is a road. Friends are pigs. Life is a road. There are many pigs on the road. If you have money, don’t go the wrong way. If you don’t have money, don’t sell the pigs.

24. The four major tragedies in life: Being poor They have no money to do bad things, they are too familiar to be lovers, they are too hungry and don’t know what to eat, and they are too sleepy to sleep.

25. The most terrifying thing at the moment is: there is no lower limit for grades; failure to socialize; being ugly but still controlling your appearance; having no money but still being willful.

26. I want to marry you, but I have no money. Let’s discuss it, let’s go on credit first and pay you back

27. I always like to spend money to buy miscellaneous things, only to find out later that I have no money. . . .