Xiao Lin: Hey, Han Xiao, why did you throw away the skin after eating bananas? Han Xiao: It doesn't matter. How to write this street and the back?

Confucius: Hello, friends of Yunyang! Hey Lou! I am in Kong Qiu, my name is Zhong Ni, and now I am a disciple of Yan Hui, and I am traveling here. Where's Luz?

. . . Trying to walk, falling down.

Banana peel? ! I'm not talking about creating health here, but where do banana peels come from?

(on the sub-road)

Luz: Dear classmates, I miss you very much! Yo? Teacher, what's the matter with you? Let me help you.

Confucius: Nothing. Very popular. If you fall, you will fall. Why not?

(Yan Hui)

Yan Hui (holding a banana): Dear classmates, you miss me so much! After eating bananas, throw away the skin. )

Confucius: Yan Hui, don't throw peels around!

Yan Hui: Listen to Master! Confucius said: don't throw peels around ... bah! Sorry, I have a sore throat.

Luz: Oh, my God! It's delicious!

Confucius: Yan Hui! Don't spit!

Yan Hui: Disciple is wrong! Confucius said: Don't spit. ...

(on the cleaner)

Confucius: quality is better than literature, so it is wild. Remember, that's it.

Cleaning (sweeping off the banana peel): Have any monkeys been here? Hey, hey, that broke my record of not sweeping garbage for three days in a row.

Yan Hui: You are a monkey!

Cleaning: What's the matter? I want to swear, thinking that when I swore all over the world and shouted in the Sahara desert, children were afraid to cry at night. ...

Confucius: Sorry, Fanduo, please forgive me ... (To Yan Hui: An upright man is a gentleman, but a villain throws a banana peel. )

Cleaning: You old guy, throw the skin around after eating bananas! At first glance, it is not our Yunyang people. We Yunyang people never litter ... this is not littering.

Luz: You are absolutely right. I don't know where to throw the peel

Cleaning: Bookworm, definitely not.

Luz: Thank you. thank you ...

Confucius: Sir, how did you develop such high quality in Yunyang?

Cleaning: It doesn't hurt to tell you. With the development of the work of our local standing committee, we Yunyang people have developed the habit of not littering and consciously protecting. Now Yunyang sky is blue, the mountains are moist and the Yangtze River is clear. No, we want to green the Yangtze River.

Confucius: Haha, this is called-

Luz: Yunyang is my home-

Yan Hui: Skyworth depends on everyone! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Ha ha ha ha ha ha .............

(The class teacher takes a bottle of mineral water bottle to drink quickly. )

Class teacher: What a bad old man! How dare you run wild here!

(Confucius was furious)

(Drink water and throw it on the ground)

Confucius: What! How dare you call me a bad old man! (walks up to the head teacher) Look, how handsome I am! How young I am.

Oh, honey. I stepped on the bottle and fell down again. )

Who lost the mineral water bottle? Too careless about environmental protection.

Economic development cannot be at the expense of the environment.

Head teacher: What a nice gift. (Look carefully)

(For a moment) Are you Confucius, the founder of Confucianism?

Confucius: What do you think?

Head teacher: I've heard a lot about you. I wonder if you can give me some advice today?

Confucius: No, please-

Yan Hui: Master. That rude man just scolded you. How can you be so polite to him?

Luz: Yes, yes, master, let's donate money to green the Yangtze River! Ignore this rude man!

Confucius: No, no, no, disciple, how do I teach you as a teacher? If you can't bear it, make a great plan.

A big belly can hold everything in the world! What can I do if I don't give others this face?

Head teacher: Sages, there is one thing that the younger generation doesn't understand.

Confucius said: It's okay to speak frankly!

Head teacher: The Yangtze River is now facing a serious water crisis. What is the main reason?

Confucius: You don't know this Taoist friend: historically, the forest coverage rate in the upper reaches of the Yangtze River reached 60% to 85%. Due to environmental pollution and the deterioration of the living environment, it once fell to about 10% in the 1980s. Only 5% to 7% on both sides of the river. So the main problem should be the decline of forest coverage.

Luz: Yes. . The master is right. Business Times? The article "The Environmental Capacity of the Yangtze River is Tight" reports that the vegetation here is in a reverse succession state due to excessive logging: forest-shrub-grass-grass slope-bare rock. There are few dense ancient forests that once spread all over the banks.

Yan Hui: Hmm. . Your analysis makes sense.

Head teacher: Oh. So we should green the Yangtze River and plant trees.

Yan Hui: Yes. The Yangtze River is the mother river of the Chinese nation. Greening the Yangtze River and effectively protecting the mother river is an important task to realize the long-cherished wish of the nation, a historical responsibility to play the three functions of flood control, shipping and power generation of the Three Gorges Project, and an inevitable choice to realize the stability and prosperity of the people in the reservoir area.

Confucius: Then let's donate money to green the Yangtze River and plant trees.

Class teacher: OK, I want to donate, too!

Cleaning: I also want to donate!

Luz and Yan Hui: Well, we also donate money.

Together: it is everyone's responsibility to protect the Yangtze River! Students, donate money for greening the Yangtze River!

Confucius (touching his pocket): Oh, I forgot to bring money!

[reference]

Hundreds of surnames? soldier

A: Come here, come here, come here. What's your name?

Hey, hey, hey ... hey, hey, hey ... I can't remember ~

Let's test you. What's this (sticking out a finger)?

B: Fried dough sticks.

What is this? (stretching out two fingers)

B: Two fried dough sticks.

What's this (sticking out five fingers)

B: A handful of fried dough sticks.

A: You only know a fried dough stick. Study hard. Read: Li Qiansun Zhao

B: Qiansun Zhao Li.

A: Qian Sun Zhao Li.

Teacher, I feel dizzy. (Bob ...)

You turn in the other direction. The following is Zhou Wuwang.

B: Zhou Wuwang.

A: Zhou Wuwang.

B: Zhou Wuwang. Teacher, my eyes are black. ...

A: Don't interrupt. What's on it?

Is it up there? That's the roof above.

A: Even the roof is exposed.

A: Qian Sun Zhao Li.

Oh, yes, Li Qiansun.

A: What's next?

Next? Forgot again.

I just taught you.

B: Ah. I just forgot.

A: Read together.

I completely forgot.

A: Qian Sun Zhao Li. (Angry)

Oh, by the way, Zhao.

Where is the money?

B: Money? It's all spent

How much did you spend?

I bought fried dough sticks.

A: Yes.

A: Let me explain it to you to deepen your impression. Qian Sun and Zhao are teachers Zhao. Do you see it? Me, Miss Zhao.

B: Oh. Me, Miss Zhao.

A: This is Miss Zhao! (angry again)

B: I'm Miss Zhao.

Are you Miss Zhao?

Hi, I'm Miss Zhao.

A: You are not stupid. Money, money is used to pay tuition.

Oh, pay. Hey, I handed it in once. Why do you have to hand it in again? Are you cheating money?

I'm too lazy to talk to you. Go ahead. Sun is a little grandson. Lee, don't mention it. Friday, my king. Zhou, this is preserved egg porridge. Wu, is much ado about nothing, lawless. Zheng saw that the situation was not serious. The king is the king of beasts.

Oh, it's that big tiger, right?

A: Whatever you say. You got it?

I see.

Can you talk?

Yes, I can. (hesitates for about 3 seconds) I can't keep up with the teacher, so I have to come and talk.

A: Then come and talk about it.

B: Come here: big tiger, indecent and lawless preserved egg porridge. Little grandson, that's ridiculous. It is teacher Zhao who cheats money. Hey, hey, hey ... (the last sentence points to a)