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Bask in the excellent compositions of the cattle people in our class.

Writing is the most familiar thing in study, work or life. Writing is the transition from the internal language to the external language, that is, from the compressed and concise language you can understand to the developed and standardized grammatical structure that others can understand. There are many points for attention in composition. Are you sure you can write? The following is an excellent composition compiled by me for everyone in our class, which is for reference only. Welcome to read it.

The word "cow man" is not uncommon in our class. Although the monitor is the head, I am a little shrimp in their eyes. Hey! I was really ashamed, candidly admit defeat and was completely defeated by them.

Wang Long, the best man, is the king of practical jokes in our class, especially in English class. Because he is too disruptive, the teacher asks him to stand on the podium and listen in every English class. Even so, he insisted on doing what he should do, always "being the only one". He sat on the ground, accosted gay men in the front row from time to time, and even borrowed keys from his classmates to pry them open. The whole class is really "smiling". Do you think he is naughty?

Although he can make trouble, his talent in sports is well known and his physical strength is inexhaustible. After running 1000 meters, his reaction was that his face was not red, he was out of breath, he was alive and kicking, and he felt particularly relaxed. It is easy for him to jump two meters. However, the high jump is relatively poor, and it is still good overall!

Wang Feng, everyone knows that twins are good prospects in sports. Sister Wang Feng can be said to be a model for girls in our class in sports. The two-meter long jump is a piece of cake. This long-distance running … is almost the same, and the high jump … is not bad. "Let's cheer together!" "

Their grades are good, too! Wang lung, a top student in mathematics, sometimes my brain is not as good as his. Wang Feng, a top English speaker, speaks nonstandard English, but his grades are clear at a glance. She is also a young painter, and the cartoon characters are lifelike. The illustrations in the notebook are also colorful.

Yi Long Yifeng, they are really talented women, and they are two "awesome people" in our class.

I want to say that this is the labor committee member of our class. His grades are average and his temper is a little big, but his greatest advantage is that he is ready to help others and loves classes.

Even as a vice monitor, I feel ashamed of this advantage of him. Every morning, I always see a figure swinging in the morning light, with its back bent to reflect the sun. Looking closely, it turned out that he was sweeping the floor. This figure ran to the clean area for a while, and then to the classroom, which was very lively. From time to time, he reprimanded the students on duty.

On one occasion, the students on duty carefully swept the floor, waiting for the inspection of the labor Committee. As soon as he went, he found a piece of garbage, which can be said to be a very inconspicuous piece, but it was still captured by his "eyes". He loudly reprimanded two classmates and said, "Isn't this little piece of garbage just garbage?" Why didn't you see it? Because yours is not clean, there is a little rubbish in every corner of our class, and it will be the same tomorrow and the day after tomorrow. After a long time, what will happen to Class Four? "After listening to his words, the two students were silent, and then he said that today's things have passed, so just clean up tomorrow."

His words made me deep in thought: every day, the environment in the classroom is clean, which means that it provides us with a good learning environment. Why do we litter and disrespect every student on duty?

I am proud to have such a person in Class Four. His advantages are worth learning, but his shortcomings should be corrected more, his temper should be restrained, and he should study hard. In this way, you are an excellent labor Committee member and an excellent class four student!

This is the "awesome person" in our class!

Suntan the excellent composition of our class. 3 The wind blows and the water cools, and the strong man is gone forever! -inscription

In the classroom, whenever there is a big break, there will be a person behind the classroom. It's like listening to the storytelling broadcast on time every day and listening to him. Listen, he is performing again.

The boy used a series of wonderful words, cadence and cadence, and his movements changed with the tone. For example, when talking about "wait a minute and be stupefied", the eyes look cross-eyed and the body is stiff. "I saw that I ran an uneasy exercise class in teacher Zhang's sharp eyes." At this time, he was shaking like a sieve, and his expression was frightened, as if the scene had reappeared. Even the people on the sidelines seemed to feel the eyes of Teacher Zhang.

That kind of feeling depends on the students' reaction-it depends on the students patting the table with joy and laughing, and some tears are about to fall out of their eyes.

I want to ask this student who has made both teachers and classmates lose their image. Why is he a great god? Yes, this is the first humorous figure in our talent class 7-"Duan wit" also!

Duan's wit is unique in three aspects: humor, eloquence and courage!

Look at the witty "flow of words" and improvisation. His humor and eloquence have been fully demonstrated, but do you think this is the end? He still has a lot. "

Everyone has such a thing as courage, but no one has such a great wit. How big is it? I'll choose one of the scenes and reproduce it!

The teacher on the podium was furious and frowned tightly, but at the moment, only Comrade Duan, who is not afraid of death as a spirit, dared to touch his beard! At this time, he became a "hero" and took the lead. He tried his best to tease the teacher with funny tone and funny expression, and bared his teeth for the further "licentiousness" of the students. Even if the teacher has the greatest dissatisfaction, he can't help but take off the mask of anger and his face blooms like a flower.

Anyway, have you been moved by the wit of this amazing man in Class 7, Grade 8? Moved by his humor, eloquence and courage? If you are amused by him, you can come to my seventh class and see yourself!

The students in our class really have all kinds of wonderful things, such as the king of pranks, the king of laughing, the king of sleeping and the king of changing faces, but no one can compare with Qi Shuai, who is awesome in everything in our class!

Humor, he is a very enthusiastic person. Whether it's pulling curtains, holding chalk, or manual work of moving tables, he is scrambling to do it. Well, one day the teacher asked who could help me move the table, and he immediately raised his hand confidently. I didn't expect that he just picked up the table and took two steps. Books and papers in the desk pocket were scattered all over the floor. He put down the table gently, opened his mouth and stared. After the blink of an eye, it was his magical laughter.

He is very knowledgeable, studies hard, gets excellent grades, and his mind is full of knowledge. No matter what class he takes, he can add a lot. He can always say countless famous sayings and aphorisms, which are very philosophical.

Once in an open political class, the teacher of Grade Three gave us a lecture. I see that he has been very active, raising his hand every time. When the teacher asked him to answer, he began to talk. What Confucius said, what Mencius said, and what I said in Les Miserables were the stars in my class many years ago, and the teacher praised him. The third grade teacher also took a group photo with Qi Shuai as a souvenir!

But what impressed me most was his self-introduction at the beginning of school, or Confucius' remarks, but Mencius' remarks were ridiculous. I like history, but I am often good at math.

How's it going? Do you feel his humor and erudition?

Sun-drying the excellent composition of our class 5 cattle people and talking about "cattle people"! Yang Xu in our class must be on the list. Why? Because he is good at using Sun Tzu's art of war! (Yang Xu learned it by dealing with teachers) He used Sun Tzu's art of war in our class, and no one dared to say that he was the first! I'll tell you how he used the art of war!

Cross the sea in disguise/trickery-engage in secret activities

This plan is designed for teachers.

Example: Yang Xu is too lazy to finish his homework every time, so he only handed in a little. Finally, the teacher didn't look closely. On the whole, he is the same as others, so he didn't notice. However, if you look closely, he is much worse than others, but not as good as others' 1/3. But as long as the teacher is a little careless, Yang Xu will take advantage of it, so Yang Xu likes to use this trick.

There is a dagger hidden behind the smile ―― there is an intention to kill behind the smile.

This plan is to deal with people who won't let him copy his homework.

Example: Yang Xu doesn't understand many questions because he doesn't like studying. Some people don't even understand the most basic knowledge, so he has to ask his classmates for help (although it is help, it is more like plagiarism). But many students don't want him to copy, so he has to give you what you like first, and then copy the homework. At that time, because you took something from someone else, it was hard to refuse, so you had to let him copy it.

Shed the shell of cicada-get rid of the predicament/encirclement with strategy

This plan is to deal with the situation that the teacher asked him to make up his homework.

Example: Yang Xu didn't do his homework, so many teachers asked him to stay and make up his homework, but the teacher couldn't keep an eye on him, so as soon as the teacher left, he packed his things, put on his schoolbag and left!

This is the best person in our class, but as long as he spends half his lazy heart on his studies, I believe he will definitely become the darling of the whole school.

The excellent composition of our class 6 cattle people. The person who impressed most in class is probably the awesome person with stunts. There are several such people in my class, who have characteristics and strengths that others don't have. The first one is my deskmate. Although my deskmate looks dull and doesn't seem to stand out, he is particularly prone to being in a daze. It seems that you can be in a daze anytime and anywhere, and you don't care what kind of situation you are. What impressed me most was that the leaders of the school came to our class to attend classes. At that time, the Chinese teacher made a lot of preparations in advance.

Students in our class also actively express their opinions in Chinese class. My deskmate was very active at first, but later she refused to raise her hand more and more. When class was over, the Chinese teacher asked him a very simple question. But after teaching several times in a row, there was no answer. I turned my head and looked at him carefully. It turned out that he was in a daze. I patted him a few times before he came to his senses and asked me what was going on. It is because of this that he left a deep impression in my heart.

In addition to him, there is another person in our class who is very powerful, and can even be said to be the man of the hour in the school. He is the study committee member of our class, and his academic performance is very good, and he has been in the top three of his grade. It is possible for us to learn a few knowledge points a day. But for him, such a long time is enough for him to learn a lot of knowledge points and have free time to play. When we do the test paper, it often takes dozens of minutes to finish, but he can shorten the time by half compared with us. After finishing the examination paper, he went out to play without checking the papers in advance. Sometimes I envy him for going out to play so early. These two people are the most impressive in my study career, and I feel that there is no one better than them around me.

Bask in the excellent composition of our class 7 cattle people, see the sage Si Qi Yan, but if you don't see the sage, you will introspect. He is the benchmark of my study, the math genius in our class and the great teacher of solving puzzles. He is-Liu Zhuang.

When I used to sit at the same table with this math genius, it was common for him to flick his pen and roll his eyes. A math problem that puzzled his classmates was solved by him fluently and quickly. Oh! Look at this clear idea of solving problems, it can be said that it is unprecedented. Goodbye, he said clearly with a long face, if you want to find the value of this equation K, you must first eliminate it to know the unknowns X and Y, and the students who have got algebra K listening will understand, alas! What a mathematical genius. It's admirable.

The title of mathematical genius is not self-styled, let alone sit still. After class, like Mount Tai, he sits like a bell, warm and loose, and writes various extracurricular exercises easily. If someone asks him why he doesn't go out to play, his answer must be that elementary school is so ignorant! Oh, what a tireless mathematical genius!

Besides, how can he call a puzzle teacher? If he encounters any problems, he will take pains to teach others! For example, once, he taught me a simple and accurate method of fractional algebra, which the teacher never talked about. This must be his accumulated experience, so I can happily call myself the successor of Liu Mathematics. Hey, you see, he guided a new direction to a classmate who was troubled by mathematics. If he gives you a lecture, you will definitely not leave at a loss, and you will gain a lot! Can such a Liu Zhuang not call a teacher?

He used to be my right-hand desk mate and a teacher who often made my future bright. I often think that such a talented mathematical genius has a certain talent, but this title will only appear after braving the wind and waves!

Bask in the excellent composition of our class 8. The students in our class are all different, and there are countless awesome people. Let me introduce the awesome people in our class. Let's cheer for you:

First of all, I want to introduce Zhang, a great person in our class. Zhang is the monitor of our class, and his academic performance is among the best, and so is his management course. Why is she the best? Because, from Monday to Friday, she is working tirelessly and silently for the class, but she is somewhat unconscious. The students talked back and quarreled with them. Look, during lunch break, Zhang Zhiwei, one of the "four famous knives", started to run amok. He jumped in the back, played tricks on his deskmate and played games with other students. Don't think that our monitor can't see, but she can see everything. See what the monitor does with him! The monitor first held back his anger and warned him many times in a row, but he still disagreed and continued to play happily, which affected the class's lunch break. Finally, the monitor finally couldn't help using her unique skill-rotating the magic ruler. The rule is this: during lunch break, the monitor walks up to the naughty classmates with a rotatable ruler, and gives them one last chance when the ruler turns. If you open your eyes, make a small gesture or speak, the opportunity will disappear in an instant and you will be deducted. Zhang Zhiwei was honest when he heard that he would lose points. Since then, he has been lying on the table, motionless, until the lunch bell rang. Look, our monitor is great!

Let's talk about another awesome person in our class! That's Faye, the vice monitor of our class. She is also a scholar with outstanding academic achievements. What is particularly commendable is that she practices good handwriting, which is unparalleled in the class. She is also a good helper of the monitor, helping monitor Zhang finish the class management.

Thanks to their management, great changes have taken place in our class. There are fewer mischievous people, and our academic performance has improved a lot.

These are two super awesome people in our class.

Basking in the excellent composition of our class 9 Speaking of young talents, there are many in our class! There are painting expert Han Qi, athletes' study room, talented worker Li Ting, mathematical genius Rebecca and computer expert Wang Jing covered with stones. Why? Let's find out.

Speaking of the pink ribbon on her black hair, her chubby face is inlaid with a pair of big watery eyes, which are shining. When she smiled, a pair of deep dimples appeared on her cheeks, revealing a sharp energy.

Speaking of her handwriting, the steel bar is strong, the font is full and the composition is rigorous. At first glance, you have a good foundation. During the summer vacation, I went to her house to play. I see her practicing her handwriting every time I come in. Sweat rolled down from her forehead. Sometimes I am too tired to wash my face with cold water, and then continue to write. I didn't even know I was here. I asked her: You write so well, why do you insist on writing every day? Keep writing, don't give up halfway. I was infected by her persistent spirit and gave her a thumbs-up sign.

I remember once our class held a writing competition. Although I write quickly, my handwriting is scrawled. Look at Jing Wong again, she is still writing seriously! Looking at her carefree appearance, I'm really worried about her. I whispered to her, hey! Why do you write so slowly? The class will be over soon, it's too late! But she said: writing Chinese characters well is to inherit the fine tradition of our Chinese nation. Ok, ok, I won't bother you, I'll write for you! After class, she put down her pen and actually finished it. Look at the handwriting on it. The steel bar is rigid and the handwriting is soft and stretched. The font is square, the same size. It is really a silver hook! I really admire her.

Do you think this Wang Jing is a calligraphy expert in our class?

The excellent composition of cattle people in our class is 10. There are countless cows in our class. Mathematically, Lu Jing has a flexible mind, linguistically, a clever former Xiao Ye, in English, Chen Yu, politically, a clever Yin Jingjing, physically strong, and in practical jokes, he is "unscrupulous" ... What I want to say is that he is proficient in everything in sports, which is high strength and authentic xin li.

As the name implies, people with high motivation have developed limbs and are big. I, a short man as thin as a hemp pole, was simply a foil in front of him. One day, we "life and death brothers" played in the square and divided into two groups. Play poker and basketball. In order to show off in front of my friends, I picked up the basketball and walked to the basketball stand. A friend said, "Forget it, I can't. Go and play poker. " I said disdainfully, "Don't underestimate me, I can do it." Who knows if Taoist priests don't have car-scrapping? I threw it hard, but I didn't even touch the basketball stand. Gao Qiang said, "Watch and learn, young man." Then one hand sent the ball up. After seeing his demonstration, I felt unconvinced, so I voted there, either not high enough or not. His face was unnatural, so he simply made an excuse and said, "Basketball is not fun. Let's play the horizontal bar. I have no problem with the horizontal bar. " More than 20 goals were scored against Gao Qiang.

I tried ten times to get my self-esteem back from the horizontal bar. I looked back at Gao Qiang. He smiled and started to do more than twenty pull-ups on the horizontal bar at a time. I got on the horizontal bar again, but my hands were failing and my legs were struggling. I barely made another one, and I can't go up there anymore. So he said, "The horizontal bar is boring. Let's play poker. "

And Yuan Lixin, as fast as a flying man. He is not too tall, but the frequency is fast, like a whirlwind in the game. The sprint must be the first in the class, and the long-distance running is either the first or the second, so you haven't run past the third. That's great.

There are so many people in a class, there will always be a few special people, whether they are pistachios, wise grass or calm and unknown people.

A word was popular in my year, called "Secondary Two". At first, I didn't know what "Secondary Two" was and how horrible it was. At this time, I realized that the strength of this second middle school made me deeply involved. The first one is my deskmate. I have to say that the disease is right, and I don't know when it will be filled with the voices of Secondary Two patients. What I hear most is ignorant human beings. My deskmate can be said to be someone I admire, and I am honored to be his partner. I will feel happy after many years, because there is always a sense of lightness with him. Sometimes he looks silly and says something without rhyme or reason. For example, when I asked him why his brother called him so strange, he sighed almost without thinking, and then looked up and said to me with a smile a few seconds later, "I want to know, the secret can't be revealed." I wanted to keep asking, but I saw his eyes gesturing to me, and suddenly I felt that the evil wind behind me was not stiff, so I stopped asking. Later, I didn't get into the second grade either. I was haunted by bad things and called myself a jealous genius. Then I told my classmates a fairy story in the first person. The most common sentence is: "I am an alien messenger, and I am here to protect the earth." Then they will be regarded as "heretics" like him, but we are not the only ones who tell these stories. Of course, we will also call them "heretics" and we are just.

A class is indispensable for some awesome people who drive the atmosphere. My deskmate is an awesome person. Of course, I didn't know that my deskmate was an awesome person.

Sunbathing in our class's excellent composition 12 A classmate of our class, he is 1.43 meters tall, thin and has a pair of small squints. Despite his young age, he is a first-class naughty troublemaker. Do you know who he is? He is Zhou Saibo.

One morning, the bell rang and only the rumbling footsteps were heard. It turned out to be Zhou Saibo. Then the teacher came in. Just listen, Zhou Saibo stood up and turned on the voice. Shouting: "Watch the video, watch the video." Then, the students shouted after Zhou Saibo, which almost shocked the classroom. Teacher, clap your hands and say, "Whoever speaks, get out." The classroom became quiet again. The teacher cleared his throat and said; "Let's review the songs of last class first." Before the teacher finished, Zhou Saibo began to be naughty again. I saw his eyes wide open, his face pulled up again, and his ears stretched like pigs. Everyone stared at him closely, some smiled, some covered their stomachs, and some even smiled. When Zhou Saibo saw it, his expression changed. He frowned and hunched his back, dressed up as an old man. The students laughed more happily.

The teacher glanced at Zhou Saibo, looked very angry and shouted, "Zhou Saibo, go to the penalty station." Zhou Saibo leaned forward and stood up, shuffling onto the stage. I thought Zhou Saibo wouldn't play pranks now, but I didn't expect him to put the music under his chin, twist his head left and right, and start the Indian "twist dance". The students were attracted by him again, and the teacher frowned and said, "Why are you so thick-skinned? I don't know how embarrassed you are. " Cyber will be in trouble next week.

This is a cow in our Class Five (5), which will disturb the class order every time. I hope he can correct this shortcoming as soon as possible.

Some people say that classes are Jianghu, and everyone has peerless martial arts. Hard to believe this! Next, I'll show you some awesome people in our class.

Dong Mingxin: Descendants of the Roar of Lions

First of all, let me introduce the "loud voice" of our class. She is the headmaster of our class-Dong Mingxin. I don't think many people can stand her voice. As long as she shouts loudly in the classroom, she can almost hear it on the playground. If her voice is called second, no one dares to call first.

With this unique advantage, she achieved good results in the school recitation competition.

This is our class's Descendants of the Roar of Lions.

Song Rui, the "strongest" in the coping of Mount Tai.

It is estimated that only Song Rui in our class can master the art of coping with Mount Tai and use it perfectly. Because of his size and weight, I can describe him in two words, that is "invincible". Want to know how this title came from? One night, in the dormitory, the three of us tried to help him up, but the three of us tried our best to care for him and didn't touch him a millimeter. It's really "stealing chickens and not eating rice." He put pressure on me, and I went to hell. At that time, I felt his weight and I couldn't move. I have to admit that weight also has advantages.

Mobile Superman-Song Anjing

Finally, introduce the "Mobile Superman" in our class! She is my deskmate-Song Anjing. I really admire her. She is a little scholar for the time being. As long as you ask her a question, she will explain a lot to you until you understand. But after class, she is like a runaway wild horse, talking nonstop, talking left and right after talking. Talk nonstop.

His personality changes so fast that I think only Superman has this special function.

These are the "three great gods of war" in our class, and their martial arts are terrible. For them, I still have those two words: invincible!

Sunbathing in our class's excellent composition 14 In autumn, the leaves of phoenix tree fluttered with the wind, dancing like a butterfly in the air. This scene reminds me of a great man in our class-"dancer" Tong Wu.

Speaking of dancing, I have to mention Tong Wu, a performance that I can really call a dancer. I still remember it clearly.

It was a few weeks ago, in order to prepare for the curtain call dance of the speech contest, several people in Tong Wu were busy practicing all day and often didn't see anyone. Of course, Tong Wu's strength is beyond doubt, and I have been looking forward to the appearance of that wonderful dance.

The long-awaited speech contest has finally arrived. A few hours before the opening ceremony, the dancers came back in beautiful light makeup. As a speaker, I have no choice but to leave early. There was a time when I couldn't appreciate Tong Wu's light makeup. I left with a little disappointment, but I was very excited at the thought of the curtain call dance.

Finally, beautiful classical music sounded and fairies dressed in ancient costumes floated by. I recognized Tong Wu at a glance. The white costume stuck to her body, her petite body and sky-blue sleeves covered her delicate face, but she revealed crescent-shaped eyebrows and dark eyes, and her long hair was rolled up, which constituted a beautiful painting. Accompanied by the rhythm of music, white dancing shoes, light pendulum, soft posture, natural dancing, sleeves like clear water. With the swing of the arm and smooth dance, the music style has changed dramatically, and the dance movements have become more difficult. After 360-degree rotation, Jinji became independent immediately, but Tong Wu did it easily, so I have to admire her.

The music ended and the fairies bowed politely and left. But I am still immersed in the graceful dance, and I haven't recovered for a long time. From then on, I defined Tong Wu, an awesome person in my class, as a "dancer", and this fairy will always be in my heart.

Suntan the excellent composition of the cattle people in our class 15 Speaking of cattle people, there are countless cattle people in our class. Today, I will briefly list a few people who are awesome in my mind.

First of all, the first one-Chen Chiba, nicknamed "Laopang". She can be said to be a good communicator in our class. Why? Because she is so popular, everyone can know her at school! If someone in our class doesn't bring books or learning tools, they will go to her, not all of them, but she will take you to other classes to borrow them, and you can borrow them every time.

Second, Nie Wanqi, who calls herself "Little Fairy". Although her painting skill ranks second in our class, I think she paints very well. Xie Runxin, ranked first, is good at drawing antique illustrations, while Nie Wanqi is good at drawing coherent cartoons, and the characters and movements are not stiff. I have to say that the characters she painted are really beautiful and smart, and they are really great people in our class who paint.

The last one is the monitor's adult, Deng Xueqin, which makes us "scared". The nickname "pit pit" was given by the pimple on the monitor's face. The best thing about a monitor is management. She manages our class strictly, and no one dares to resist, which shows how convinced everyone is of her. Whenever our class is a little out of control, the monitor will go to the podium and pat the podium twice, and the whole class will be quiet. In fact, we were all scared by the aura of "I am the boss and I am the best" emanating from her. I'm afraid she will call you to the back of the classroom and make you stand up as punishment.

Well, the awesome people in our class have said so much for the time being, so let's talk about other things next time.