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God replied to the reason for staying up late.

It's late at night, the work is not finished, the headlines haven't been brushed enough, and the rooster hasn't crowed yet. The more I work, the more boring I get. The more you brush the headlines, the more enjoyable it is. I can't sleep yet ... I repeatedly say to myself every night: early to bed and early to rise, good health. But at night, more and more kittens are sick. When I got up in the morning and made a mask, I still couldn't cover up the eye wrinkles and dull skin caused by staying up late. Forget it, take some time to cover up the dark circles and dull skin caused by staying up late with a thick foundation. How thorough skin care and maintenance are not as effective as going to bed early. Go to bed, make up my mind not to stay up late tomorrow night, go to bed early and get up early to exercise …

"Stay up late" came up with 50 reasons. Stay up late, you have to be confident.

1, isn't it a waste to sell it to the boss during the day and sleep at night?

2, don't stay up late tonight, don't have to work tomorrow;

3, go to bed early, can't catch up with hot spots!

4. Can you fall asleep when you are scolded by the leader and pitted by your colleagues?

5. Kneeling for 10 games in a row, without winning a game, it is difficult to win;

6, winning streak 10, of course, you must be the king!

7. Most teammates who match late at night are not pitted;

8. The cat didn't sleep. How can I sleep?

9. Without fans chasing the ball late at night, isn't the advertiser's money wasted?

10, what's the old saying: why do you sleep for a long time before you die and then sleep after you die?

1 1, if you don't stay up late, the eye cream will be useless;

12, if you don't stay up late, midnight snack will lose its meaning;

13, don't sleep, in order to open the door for that person;

14, too much hair, need to lose some;

15, don't be too cool to listen to songs in the middle of the night;

16, "-1"-what101"-1"infinite loop;

17. Are there any other opportunities to chat with the goddess besides at night?

18, there are only five chapters left. If you don't finish reading it, you will feel uncomfortable, and then spend the whole night recalling the plot;

19, what, this novel is unexpected!

20, staying up late, is the most effective anti-theft means;

2 1, I want to sleep, how lonely the mobile phone should be;

22.TA hasn't said good night to me yet;

23. Aidou's face looks better at night.

24. What if I fell asleep and didn't dream of loving beans?

25. People who stay up late are cool;

26. Every night, I will surpass myself once;

27. Isn't the "night mode" designed for staying up late?

28, I swear, not only to eat chicken, but also to kill 12 people to sleep;

29. I will fall asleep after listening to this song, and soon I will hear my favorite song;

I went to bed early. Who will brush the present for my anchor?

3 1, the brain is in adolescence and full of energy;

32. Inspiration is coming. If you don't write it down quickly, you will forget it tomorrow.

33. The player is turned off. How can a man and a woman be together?

34. Staying up late reminds me of my social animal status.

35. In case of an earthquake in the middle of the night, the success rate of staying up late to escape is higher;

36. There is a greater chance of seeing a meteor staying up late;

There are so many things I want to do, can I finish them without staying up late?

38. If you don't stay up late, how can you feel the happiness of staying up late?

39. If there is no party that stays up late, everyone will not know the harm of staying up late;

40. Why do you want to sleep if you are not sleepy?

4 1, I haven't digested the snack I just ate, so play with my mobile phone for a while;

42. Working and studying at night is more efficient;

43. I can snore, so I don't have to sleep when I sleep with others;

44, just lying down, suddenly remembered that today's selfie has not been sent to a circle of friends, nor has it been retouched;

45. Interest activities delayed during the day should be retrieved one by one in the dark.

46. Staying up late will pass slowly, so you don't have to face tomorrow so quickly;

47. Which Bian Xiao didn't stay up late to revise the manuscript?

48. I read the hypnotic script. How can I get more and more excited?

49, at night, the most suitable for thinking;

50. What do you sleep? It's dawn