The funniest sentence

The funniest sentence is 1 1. Why can't I read your heart for so long? Because I'm nearsighted.

2. People are afraid of being famous pigs and being strong, while men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat.

3, warm reminder, please eat your own bowl of rice, don't play the idea of others' bowls.

It's one thing to wake up, but it's another to get up.

The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.

6. Isn't it said that everyone is equal now? Why did I get kicked out of the ladies' room?

7. Some love. Once we give, we are guilty.

I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

9. Some things don't need to be argued, but they obey on the surface and resist secretly.

10, there are too many pleasantries, and the skin thickness is obviously not enough.

1 1, I was fooling around with that money when I was studying. Now I'm wasting that money.

12, the other half didn't get 100, only two people got 50 points!

13, dust to dust, dirt to dirt, wave goodbye to 250.

14, which is mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, help me put it there.

15, your name will appear in my household registration book one day.

16, many things are between "not saying injustice" and "saying melodramatic".

17, don't think that you have taken a leaf, you are IP Man.

18, I'm not afraid to kick you, I'm afraid the Nike on my feet is dirty.

19, whether you go to school or not, the school is here and starts on time.

20. Whoever loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

2 1, don't be afraid, I'm not a good person.

22. People who say good night to bed often continue to show off in an ostentatious manner there half an hour later.

23, for the purpose of grading, cheating as a means, supplemented by cheat sheets.

24. When two people meet, it is either a story or an accident.

25. Asking what is in the world only makes people want to vomit after eating it.

26. In the dead of night, missing becomes so presumptuous.

27. Looking through novels every day, the toilet is like a hole.

28. If something goes wrong, find the reason from yourself. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when TM is constipated.

29. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education.

30. You are too lethal. I have been ill for several days since you confessed to me last time.

3 1, a threesome must have my wife, choose the beautiful one.

32. The most romantic thing I can think of is that you are getting older day by day and I am still young and beautiful.

33. The most beautiful thing is not the face, but the eyes that move you.

What matters in life is not where you stand, but the direction you face.

35. Behind every Altman, there are a group of monsters who are beaten silently.

36. Never hang yourself from a tree. Try a tree nearby.

37. No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

38. Playing with the landlord always forgets who the partner is, and always helps the landlord to knock on the partner, partner, sorry.

39. Our love has turned to dust before it has solidified.

40. The function of the alarm clock is not to let me get up, but to let me sleep in a different position.

4 1. This summer, I will bring ice cream to your house.

42. Why does the husband want to earn money to support his family? Please reverse the word husband.

43, girls can't see through, just because the meat on the chest is too thick.

44. Kill the bird man, I am an angel!

45, lost things, in fact, never really belong to you, there is no need to regret.

46, lucky life, can't live like a person.

47. Love is an elevator, which goes up and down in the heart and in and out of the body.

48. I don't know anyone. They all go to the countryside to make fertilizer.

49. As soon as I talk to you, I laugh like an idiot.

50. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

5 1. Wear the most beautiful wedding dress at the most suitable age and marry the most secure person.

52. Earn other people's money and go to hell with poverty.

I know it is poisonous, but I still want to eat it!

54. You have a hole in your head. There is water in the pit, fish in the water, and fish are spitting bubbles!

55. Don't say someone is mentally ill. If they have brain diseases, they must first have a brain.

56. I play too much on the computer and want to watch TV quickly.

57. The smell of a woman lies in the smell of a man standing beside her.

58. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

59. The crazier a woman is, the better her heart is and the kinder a woman is.

60. It is difficult to go to school at noon on weeding day. I have entered the school and stood all afternoon.

6 1, three sentences summarize the emotional drama of the Three Kingdoms: Wu Dong loves Loli; Cao Wei controls his wife; Shu Han are all gay.

62. There is only Ali in Peach's dream, and there is only peach in Ali's dream.

63. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

I will take a beautiful photo for you to ward off evil spirits when I get home.

65, with a big head and a thick neck, looks like a cook.

66, three points are destined, and seven points depend on dressing up.

67. Confucius said that in a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

68. Whoever delays me for a while, I will let him regret it for life!

69. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

70. Cucumber lies in shooting, and life lies in hey.

7 1, not for the right door, but for the right place.

72. Every time I miss a girl, I stick a brick on my body, so I become the Great Wall.

73. It's very painful now. Looking back later, you will find that it is nothing.

74, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.

75. No lover is a waste, but many lovers are animals.

76. Why do I eat Dove without ribbons, drink Sprite without water, and use Sophie without two rabbits!

77. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

78. Only the memories are left to show off, even if you say them.

79. Qiang, read these two words upside down.

80. Your life can be summed up in eight words-absurdity in life and cowardice in death.

8 1, weeding day at noon, class is really hard. A little broken book, sitting all morning.

82. When I have a fever at home, I will stick to surfing the Internet. When I sneeze at school, I think it's terminal cancer.

83. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right road will be crowded.

84. Some people make you feel bad seriously, and some people make your teeth ache because they are not flat enough!

85. Asking what money is in the world makes people die unsatisfied.

If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hand.

87. When I go to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to "Then what?" As a result, my classmate chatted with it all noon.

88. Don't like me too much and don't dislike me. That's it. That's good.

There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

90. Your mouth is so poisonous that you grew up drinking pesticides?

9 1, the baby who can pretend to cry is not necessarily a good baby, but it must be a smart baby.

92. Let's play landlords instead of landlords.

93. If you believe him, he is the truth! You love him, he is a god! You don't love her, she's even worse than a fart!

94. Looking at those who deviate more and more, I suddenly have infinite expectations for my future.

95. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

96. We are endlessly preparing for life, but life has not yet begun.

97. My pride comes from my C cup.

98. After all, behind the scenes, our imagination is richer, and it is more difficult to imagine.

99. As a typical failure, you really succeeded!

100, don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much each other earns at a glance.

10 1, you exist in my aunt's heart, and you are not afraid that my uncle will strangle you in the middle of the night.

102, silence is golden, dear, do you produce gold?

103. I have been ill for several days since you confessed to me last time. Please stop scaring me.

104, inspiration is like an orgasm, which comes very cool and goes quickly.

105, since you are standing, I am also idle, otherwise, let's fall in love!

106. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and I am the devil when I put on my clothes.

107, flour on the left and water on the right. When you think about a problem, your head burns.

108, men's minds are wronged!

109, I would have thrown you downstairs if the teacher hadn't said you couldn't litter.

1 10, not afraid of being used, afraid that you are useless.

1 1 1. Today, I saw a buddy squatting on a Yin person with a sniper while playing CF, and even squatted out of the screen saver!

1 12 teacher, you are an old woman after you put on your old woman's cassock.

1 13, God created women and women hurt men.

1 14, men's hands are not used to wash clothes, but to hug women!

1 15, I was lovelorn once and shed a tear, so I had the Pacific Ocean.

1 16, the proportion of my class is like this, women are men and men are soft sisters.

1 17, clap your head to make a decision, and clap your chest to make sure to leave.

1 18, there's a mistake. Forget it, anyway.

Asking you to hand in your homework is like pinching your meat.

120, not afraid to tell the truth, just afraid that you can't stand the blow.

12 1, if there is love in the sky, the sky will be old and the woman will die young.

122, you send my lover, I will give you a favor.

123, calm because you are not afraid of death, I am calmer than you because I am not afraid of your death.

124, a happy day is a day when you are full and go to bed.

125, my aunt and Xiao Bai fell in love, and they gave birth to a baby named sanitary napkin.

126, the advertisement was well watched, and suddenly a TV series popped up! Damn it!

127, one person is happy, two people are alive, and three people are dying. ...

128, sometimes I feel that life is really fun, but sometimes I feel that life is playing with me.

129, some people make you feel bad, and some people owe you toothache.

130, the worst thing is that after a long confession, I suddenly found that the information was sent to the wrong person.

13 1, no one hurts, no one loves, respect roadside pickles.

132, the head can be broken, and the hairstyle must not be messy.

133, can't affect you? I will cremate you.

134, setbacks can hit me; But you can't beat me.

135, I wanted to get up and leave the world of mortals, but my shadow fell into the world.

136, it is cruel to look at an ugly person carefully unless you want to punish him!

137, brother, don't go to the dentist, the door is open!

138, love is like a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.

139, suddenly looking back, you haven't left yet.

140, you are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone.

14 1. You fight for money, but you can't fight for money.

142, I like transparent and pure things, because my heart is pure.

143, I advise you not to have plastic surgery, but to be reborn as soon as possible!

144, you can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

145, as long as you haven't drunk Mengpo soup, you still belong to me.

146, sad people like to drink, lonely people like to sing old songs.

147, Tears is a gift you mailed to me, and the address is not very happy.

148, rich and uneducated, you despise, handsome and you like, people don't love you.

149, boss, buy three catties of room and let me go back to fry!

150, it is better to worship Buddha than to worship me. If I kill Jesus, I am God!

15 1. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

152, those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who don't eat fat are fearless.

153, I am such a stubborn person that I don't review until I die.

154, I found my words very valuable when I paid the phone bill.

155, the mood of waiting for aftershocks, like the first love girl and other lovers, is afraid that he will not come and he will mess around.

156, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, the problem is that I am poor.

157, don't call me indigenous, I call it retro, don't call me vulgar, I call it this nation.

158, since we talked about a love affair, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating.

159, managing your strengths well can add value to your life; Managing your shortcomings will devalue your life.

The funniest sentence is 2 1. Two farmers brag-"The chickens on our farm eat all tea leaves and lay all tea eggs." "Yes, our farm gives chicken wallets and lets them lay poached eggs ..."

2. It is normal to eat the metal wire for washing the pot for breakfast, which just shows that our logistics comes in strict accordance with the order of washing the pot first and then cooking. ...

3. Is money important? I think sometimes it doesn't matter. If you don't believe me, I'll throw you into no man's land. Ten days later, I'll give you a million dollars and a bowl of rice to choose from. You will definitely choose rice!

God deceived everyone, because hell is the most beautiful! The Buddha knew the truth, so the Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, who will?"

5, half-hearted: let parents rest assured, make lovers happy, let leaders worry, be good to women, and be casual to men.

6. What people fear most is not death, but regret.

7. I don't want to sleep except at bedtime.

8. If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fall into the river at the same time, will you be my girlfriend?

Let me live in your heart or in your bed.

10. Say you like it with photos. You think you are visiting Taobao.

1 1. As a mobile phone, is it easy for me to support you? I give you so much pocket money every month, but I still play with you every day. You won't rob others to give you a red envelope. You have to let me poke you in the head before you move, so as not to lose face on your mobile phone. Go ahead! ! !

12, if beauty is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.

13, it's so naive to fall in love with someone just by chatting. Mature and wise people know that you have to look through the photo album.

14, watch a Korean drama and change husbands.

15, people always say that I have a bad temper, which is really funny. I wish a good-looking person like me had a good temper.

The funniest sentence is 3 1. If the son doesn't listen, he can fight appropriately, or he doesn't show majesty, that's all.

When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock. ...

I lured an apricot out of the fence because the garden couldn't be closed in spring.

I wanted to be a problem of juvenile, but I have been following the rules for so many years.

5, it's raining, don't forget to bring an umbrella, wet body is small, gonorrhea is troublesome!

6, the hair is gone, dandruff is more prominent!

7. A fat man claims that he is not a clown.

8. Describe your life with your 2B pencil.

9. No matter how ugly you are, you should fall in love and talk about a world full of love.

10, I really envy you for knowing me so young.

1 1, since I became a piece of shit, no one dared to step on my head again.

12, friends around me, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well. ...

13, other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies.

14, everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend to be serious.

15, we are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

16, I definitely didn't feel a catty of white wine, because I died after drinking half a catty.

17, I was drunk and didn't accept anyone. I held the wall.

18, pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to see it.

19, I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

20. Give me a fulcrum, and I will put my neighbor's car in the ditch so that he won't honk when he sees me.

2 1, housing prices are getting higher and higher, and there are fewer and fewer good men. ...

22. When you look up at others on the ground, you can't blame them for standing up straight and looking down at you.

23, money is not a problem, the problem is no money.

Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

25. I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

26. It is not difficult to drive, and I am afraid that there will be new people.

27. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

28. Never seen such a disgusting school-set the mid-term exam on May 8th!

Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going

30, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

3 1, I'm still young and need advice, but I don't need your advice …