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What are the top ten sharp questions to ask your boyfriend?

1. If I fell into the sea with your mother, who would you save first?

Usually girls just want to say something sweet, which is regarded as the first feeling in their minds. Men don't have to take this problem seriously, whether they really feel it or not, as long as they can make girls happy, everything is fine.

Can you buy this for me?

If it's from 300 yuan, bite your teeth and buy it! So if your princess is a person who doesn't want to exceed four digits ... then, in addition to wishing you good luck, add "Come on!" .

3. What do you want to eat?

This sentence is certainly not difficult or awkward, but if you are greeted with three meals and a midnight snack every day, it will be too brain dead.

Do you know what day it is today?

If a man can't remember holidays, he will say, "As long as he is with you, every day is a holiday". See if it works.

5. Is there a woman next to you? (on the phone)

How can I put it? Stay calm and explain patiently. If you have a good attitude, you will be better off. If you happen to be a gay with a criminal record, you should work harder.

6. If I am ugly, fat and pregnant, will you still love me?

Of course, you still have to love! Please use love, patience and sincerity to let this fantasy girlfriend/wife know that your heart is stronger than gold.

7. Which dress do you think looks good?

If you don't have to pay, tell her honestly, "I really don't know." Then, if you happen to be the gold master, you should give full play to your lifelong skill, preferably to the extent that all your pores are open, and choose a good-looking one for her to avoid not pleasing the girl, then you will have to pay more. Not worth it.

8. Have you found that I have gained weight?

This is really a sentence with high attendance. For MM who likes embarrassment, she keeps the answer "You are not fat, but I feel slim". Even if MM knows that you are not telling the truth, it will not be too entangled.

9. Do you like me or love me?

This is really a difficult question to answer. Because every girl eats a different set, the so-called correct answer depends on the situation.

10 Did you miss me?

Encounter problems in this circle, Qian Qian will never care too much, as long as the soft back and said, "what about you? Did you miss me? Oh ~ then I'm happy ... "It's quite good. Although the moves are old, they are said to be very useful!