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1. Behind the scenery is either vicissitudes of life or filth.

2. If the society is good, my brother is good. But I'm not your match.

3. As long as the prison is not pornographic, I will continue to be rampant.

4. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe in it, but few see it.

5. Women are trouble, and men like to ask for trouble.

6. Looking at your face, I feel like your parents didn’t take it seriously when they created you.

7. Don’t be obsessed with your brother, your sister-in-law will beat you up.

8. I am not your little raccoon, and I can’t play with you as much as you want.

9. There is a beast that looks like a human.

10. If no one holds my hand, I just put it in my pocket.

11. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.

12. Whether you are stupid or not depends mainly on whether you can pretend to be stupid.

13. I need your guidance when I am young, but I don’t need your pointing.

14. If a man is rich, he will have a good relationship with everyone.

15. What’s wrong with having a husband and still scoring goals with a goalkeeper

16. People can’t take money to their graves, but money can take people to their graves.

17. The mountain will fall if you rely on it, and you can run if you rely on everyone. Only you are the most reliable

18. All kinds of language, all kinds of chatter, all kinds of small talk and all kinds of tricks. All kinds of small rooms are opened, and all kinds of women are having fun.

19. Closing my eyes, I saw my future.

20. As long as you dare to die, I dare to bury you.

21. Those who dress like chickens are students, and those who dress like students are chickens.

22. It’s dark, the roads are slippery, and society is complicated.

23. Your wife is like a big tree, you must hug her. Lovers are like little birds, never feed them to their fullest.

24. A woman who behaves well is a sister-in-law, but a woman who does not behave well is a bitch. Looking at the past, they were all goods. Girl, who do you want to live with?

25. Brother is just a game, but you are obsessed with it. It’s not that I’m obsessed with legends, it’s just that legends are so beautiful.

26. If you are a ghost, don’t pretend to be a human being; if you are a human being, don’t pretend to be a god. If it’s a piece of shit, don’t pretend to be tight. If it’s a piece of goods, don’t pretend to be pure.

27. The average young man is generally arrogant, and the average young woman leans on one side.

28. If I can forgive you for being vulgar, can you forgive me for being pretentious?

29. I never speak human words, I only speak myths. Whose husband is a temporary worker?

30. You do art, and I do you. This is called in-depth art.

31. The only thing I can pick up and put down now is chopsticks.

32. I don’t do things that I regret, I only do things that make you regret.

33. Advertising is to tell others that money can be spent this way.

34. My destiny is up to me and not up to Heaven. If Heaven wants to destroy me, I will destroy Heaven.

35. Women like bad-looking men, not bad-looking men.

36. Don’t bet your youth on tomorrow. If you lose, there will be no tomorrow.

37. Men are always strong, but women are also confused when they cheat.

38. Don’t call me arrogant, I just don’t deal with animals.

39. The bitch is ruthless but interprets the joys and sorrows of the world; the actor is ruthless but sings the joys and sorrows of people.

40. For those with impotence, premature ejaculation is just a luxury.

41. Waving the flag of being the right one, fucking B for free.

42. If you don’t work hard when you are young, you will become a male prostitute when you grow up.

43. Will two people with type B blood produce type 2B?