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People who hurt people but don't swear, who have high emotional intelligence, tell me about it.

You have thousands of spare tires, and your relationship lasts for a long time, not because you are beautiful, but because you are cheap and versatile.

Shake your head to see if there is any sound of the sea.

I am good to you because I love you; But please don't take my kindness to you as your emotional assets.

When the creator tells you to close a door, he always leaves a lot of contact numbers on the wall for you to unlock it.

You always think you are not simple, but not everyone takes you seriously!

You are not as good as one person in the field of data and English letters.

I really envy your skin. It's well maintained.

No matter how big your social circle is, talk to me well.

If the country scores EQ and IQ, I'm really sorry ... I can enjoy the minimum living guarantee.

Drink my passion as water, and it will burn you to death one day.

I am a neat person. If I am not alone, please keep your distance.

There is no shame in betraying your own soul and standards. It is shameful not to sell at a good price.

I'm too lazy to show myself, and I don't need to be a good person. I live a simple life, at least I want to live a clean life.

This one eats the little toilet given by Ollie.

Do you know why Dolly the cloned sheep can only live to be 6 years old?

Your father will plant loquat trees tonight.

You are a fart and a sigh of relief in front of me.

Hypocrite, don't tell me you're really sorry. Leaving is a better apology! I can leave you a room, I hope you will be careful.

I'm sorry, I really don't believe in punctuation.

Do you scold me because you don't know me yet? The man who controls me will hit me with his hand.

If thinking is proof of survival, I really can't tell if it's your body.

Mental retardation can lead to infection, so I don't want to get too close to you.

You are so smart, you know what kind of person you are.

You are a pig, you eat baba!

It's none of my business that you hate me, as if you like me and you can improve your life.

Why doesn't the country take your face to scientifically study bulletproof vests?

In a bad area before, I'm here to say, you can fucking drop me.

You think dogs are our good friends because of everyone, so you are crazy with me here.

I still have feelings for you, just like a dog can't change its way.

You don't need to be unfamiliar with me, because I have never looked down on you.

Don't show off your arrogance! You are dirty, don't touch me! You just wrote it yourself. Who are you to talk to me like that?