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Liang Jian's classic quotations
Without the command of our head, if the sky falls, I will hold it with my head. Even if I get into the tiger's mouth, I can break two of its teeth!
3. I told you about the blind journey. I taught him how to shoot. Now I teach him how to fight and let him stand on the hillside to go to school.
What I like is mine!
5, wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit, and when independent groups eat meat, they meet little demons.
6. National interests are above ideology, and national interests are above everything else.
7. It is said that the devil has two kinds of bayonet fighting skills. I don't believe in this evil. Two shoulders against one head. Devils are human-raised, fleshy, and big swords have to be drilled. Even if I see a terrible ghost, I can show it off with a beard.
8. Mr. Wang brought a mother gun, which made people laugh. I hope it's public.
Hotan and I can't be separated. Her blood runs through my body. If I am separated from her, the blood in my veins will keep me awake and unable to eat. Tian is right. You can't get used to it. If you get used to it, problems will easily occur. She said don't be too accommodating to me, just fight if you should. This is a fact. This is the real husband and wife.
10, colonel, you can save a bullet. I told all the commandos that if you go up there, you are not prepared to survive.
1 1. When people are unlucky, they fart and hit their heels. When you are the director of a bullshit clothing factory, is that what old men do? Isn't this forcing Zhang Fei to embroider? You wait in Mrding. One day, if you get a quilt with Yuanyang playing in the water, it is embroidered by Lao Li.
12, even if you die, you will die on the way to charging.
13, the troops composed of good children are obedient and disciplined, but there are often no naughty children who can fight hard and evil battles. Naughty children can often do great things. Such troops are often particularly effective!
14, ask for money, but never give it!
15, brother Gong Li, let's have a good look at the mainland again. I'm afraid it's hard to come back from this trip.
16, you black sheep, why don't you save it? Don't you dare complain, or I'll beat you!
17, is it so serious? It's my Lao Li who can't leave you without saying a thousand sentences and ten thousand sentences. Send another political commissar. We have a bad temper and can't pee in a pot. What we lost was the army, you know?
18, I won't regard this breakthrough as a breakthrough. What is it? As an attack, attack the enemy!
19, it is better to attack decisively than to miss the opportunity! I don't care if this enemy sends more troops for peace, even if he goes to offer his birthday, you can't let him succeed!
I bought this cavalry company commander with five machine guns. How to train is your business, corporal punishment is wrong, but kicking his ass is ok. Yes, yes, do ideological work and say to those stupid and disobedient soldiers, brother, I beg you, can I kneel for you?
2 1, each soldier bears one burden, and each soldier will bear one nest.
22, by asking for instructions to fight, you can't catch up with that dish!
23. In this world, only thoughts and love can't be imprisoned. Morality and reason often appear pale and powerless in the face of love.
24, as long as it is fighting with the Japanese devils, I am willing to cooperate with the Japanese devils!
25, the head of the team gave me face, and I must hold it.
26, in the face of a strong opponent, knowing that they are defeated, we must resolutely show our swords. Even if it falls, it will become a mountain and a ridge. Even if you are outnumbered, even if you are trapped. However, we dare to show our swords, and we dare to fight to the last man. In short, the brave win when they meet in a narrow way. Firm but gentle is the soul of our army. As Jianfeng pointed out, invincible!
27. When it comes to hand-to-hand combat and bayonet warfare, we are the ancestors of Japanese devils. It doesn't matter if the Japanese don't respect their ancestors now.
28, so many people, when did you go out? It seems that you all worked hard, and you all became fucking rich.
29. If someone asks who is the most capable of fighting among the heads of all the main regiments of the Eighth Route Army, no one can say for sure, but if you ask who is the most courageous and who can cause trouble the most, people will definitely say Li Yunlong!
As a man, you have seed, love and righteousness. You are a man. But as a soldier, especially a commander, you are not fucking qualified!
3 1, you go to the hospital, I lost three things in Li Yunlong. My wife was killed by the devil, and my brother, born and died, was beheaded by bandits. Besides, you are a political commissar who has been in a coma for 23 days. Even a stone is stuck in my Li Yunlong's chest. Should you cover it with heat? I am not made of iron, I have a heart, I have a liver and I have feelings!
32. Joke, I have fought hundreds of battles, big and small. Which one won by culture? What's more, you Zhao Gang watched a small broadcast in Yanjing, accusing Lao Tzu of being cunning!
33. Zhao's political commissar is Confucius, who is both civil and military. I am a picky eater. You can't have too much, and you are not happy if you don't get anything. If I get nothing, I will scold my mother. Of course, I don't want everything. If you find me a Japanese bitch, I don't want it.
I want to die like a man. I can't die like this, I will die on the way to the charge.
35, we are a group of wolves, eat the flesh of the devil, but also smash its bones!
36. Why, Commodore, Rob! The official level is crushing.
37. Speaking of hand-to-hand combat and bayonet warfare, we are the ancestors of the little devils. Now the little devils are not disrespectful to their ancestors.
38. It is said that devils have two kinds of bayonet fighting skills, but I don't believe this evil. He has two shoulders and a head. Devils are raised by people, and when they grow flesh, they have to wear a hole when a broadsword goes in. Even if I see a terrible ghost, I can roll off some beards from it!
39. Te Te is a spy! Say, what's your name? Colonel Li, Li, and Li airplane, even Li and Li Ganxian are better than others.
40. No matter who is fighting for peace, my 358th regiment will definitely help the meeting!
4 1, matchmaker? I think you, Director Luo, are more like a trafficker.
42, what a fucking elite, Lao tze dozen is elite!
43. That's true. Good children are often worthless. Naughty children may be able to do great things.
44, fart, Chiang Kai-shek has a culture, one girl at a time. Say I'm an old man and have no culture?
45. As the old saying goes, be brave after knowing shame! Me, please!
46. He Chuyunfei is from Shanxi, and Shanxi people can do business in their mother's womb.
47, don't say you come to love, is the teacher to love, Lao tze also don't buy. Killing people to pay off debts is a custom since ancient times. I tell you, Kong Erlengzi, I advise you to mind your own business. I am polite to you. If it weren't for the sake of old comrades-in-arms, I would have cleaned up your new two regiments together.
Damn it, you black sheep, why don't you save some for use? Don't you dare complain, or I'll beat you!
49. If you want me to make my own weapon, fine. You cannot restrict my freedom. You should always have autonomy! It's unreasonable to ask me to be a good boy and find a way to make weapons by myself and limit my autonomy!
50. Kong Erzi, you are an intellectual. You don't know a big word, and you don't know a word when your pole is down. You pretend to be a college student with glasses.
5 1, you give me a good job, if you pierce the sky, I will put your head up!
52, what a fucking elite, Lao tze dozen is elite! What bushido? I'm fighting bushido!
53. Bright swords show momentum, courage and masculinity.
Since I'm learning while playing, we won't delay anything. When the Japanese devils are beaten away, I will graduate from college.
55. What, let me send eight big sedan chairs to carry you to your post?
56, no assists, all fucking main attack, now our strength is eight to one, I have never fought such a rich battle in my life, which will let us return to the landlord in an upright manner.
57. We are wolves, eating the devil's flesh and chewing the devil's bones!
58. The weather is fine today, and I am in a good mood. Beat his son of a bitch.
59. I want to have a wife. I'll trade my wife for fifty cases of grenades, you give me ten more cases, and I'll find you a Japanese bitch.
You don't know, man, I recently expanded another battalion. If I return those equipment to you, hundreds of my men will have to carry sticks to fight.
6 1, soldiers can be cut off by the enemy in hand-to-hand combat, but they must never be insulted; Soldiers can die, but they must not lose their dignity.
62. If you want me to make my own weapon, no problem. You cannot restrict my freedom. You should always have autonomy. It's unreasonable to ask me to be a good boy and find a way to make weapons by myself and limit my autonomy!
63. Even if he comes to the Japanese Imperial Guard, you have to strangle them one by one in the cesspit!
64. You can't catch up with anything by asking for instructions to fight!
In the face of a powerful opponent, even if you know that you have been defeated, you should meet the challenge. Even if you fall, you should become a mountain and a ridge. This is how awe-inspiring, how firm, how happy, how verve.
66. I won't regard this breakthrough as a breakthrough. What is this? As an attack, attack the enemy.
67. Why didn't you say that I was demoted by the whole regiment? If I lose my job and you don't let me drink, will you let me live?
68. Who's afraid of who with an annoying bag on his shoulders?
69. Damn it, which direction is not a breakthrough?
70. I guess the Stargate Building is a tough nut to crack. Even if my front tooth is broken, I will bite it open before the Japanese reinforcements arrive!
7 1, colonel, please save some bullets. I told all the commandos that if you go up there, you are not prepared to survive.
72. Isn't Lao Zi like a boss? You are as blind as a bat!
73. You son of a bitch, you are so sincere, I let you drink what you want, and you drank it all.
74. Can't I write you an IOU? You have many miscellaneous brands in these two thousand miles. I will be arrested in a few days, and I will return you to your clique, the authentic Central Army.
75. We orientals don't like forgiveness. We talk about blood out and answer blows with blows. We believe that only revenge can keep our dignity.
76. The soldiers will bear a nest, and the independent regiment can't get meat to eat, that is, the fucking political commissar is too bear. Idiot Kong, you pretend to be an intellectual. I don't know a word when I hit it, and I don't know if it's a pole when it's down. You pretend to be a pig with a onion in its nose.
77, what bushido, Lao tze is bushido!
78. There is nothing in this world that Li Yunlong dare not do. If he has one or two divisions, he dares to fight Taiyuan!
79. Even if two ants fight on the ground, they will separate a male and a female.
80. It is quite possible that there is nothing in the world that Li Yunlong dare not do. If he has one or two divisions, he dares to fucking fight Taiyuan!
8 1, did I let you decide? Put all 200 sets of military uniforms on Lao tze.
82. It's getting late. It's time to use your head. If it's late, all the good men will leave.
83. Xiuqin, my parents in Li Yunlong died young, and there were no brothers, sisters or relatives. But I think you are lying here, and my half life in Li Yunlong is buried here.
84. On firearms, we can't compete with Japanese devils, but on bayonets, we are his ancestors!
85, what bushido, Lao tze is bushido.
86. Wear new clothes and don't follow my old path!
87. I understand that an army also has temperament and character, and this temperament and character is related to the first military director. He is tough, so this army is tough, and the army has a soul. Since then, no matter how many people this army has changed, its soul is still there.
88. What a powerful force faith used to be. That's why you persist when you want to give up countless times. You are willing to give your youth, blood and even life for her. It is light, electricity and warmth. It is a lighthouse on the sea in the vast darkness, standing on the horizon, let it be eroded by wind and rain, let it shake, and it will not fall. It is a star of hope that shines in the most desperate situation.
89, what a fucking elite, Lao tze dozen is elite.
90. Is there only one Li Yunlong main force in Ping 'an City?
9 1, I will die like grandpa. I can't die naked like this, I'll die on the way to the charge.
92. Monk, don't take out the wine. I saw it all. You stole two bottles of Fenjiu and a whole roast chicken. You want it for yourself, you monk.
Classic Quotations of Bright Sword-Seeing the World with Bright Eyes
Liang Jian's Classic Quotations —— Seeing the World with Bright Eyes
One. Life articles
1。 The origin of surfing the internet
When the unit is in a meeting, the Spring Festival is coming. In order to stabilize the morale of the troops, the leaders eloquently expressed the benefits of staying in the army.
Although the salary of the unit is not high, you have food, a good sleep and a bath. Some of you used to have nowhere to sleep. Do you sleep in Internet cafes and take a shower every day?
Just when all the employees were moved to shake their heads, I suddenly said a word, which has been widely circulated in the company since then.
Probably surfing the Internet means that a group of boys surf the Internet every day because they have no place to take a bath.
2。 Network everywhere
Virginity is a lifelong pursuit of men, especially our new human beings. What is a virgin? It teaches people to make a commitment to life and death.
Virgin, the first letter of China literature is,
And international domain in China, also known as the suffix of the website, is
It can be seen that networks are everywhere, and networks exist for CN.
3。 Spiritual beauty and temperament
Jane Eyre said heroically that people pay attention to spiritual beauty, and beautiful women should pay attention to the connotation of temperament, and spiritual beauty is the real beauty.
It's simple. Anonymous must be an ugly girl. A beautiful woman is not necessarily beautiful in her heart. An ugly woman is not necessarily beautiful in her heart. Her inner beauty has nothing to do with her appearance.
Perhaps, the beauty of the soul has become the only way for ugly women to comfort themselves.
4。 Is virginity important?
When I was in love with my ex-girlfriend, I suddenly asked, are you still a virgin?
She suddenly fell silent. Is it important to answer a virgin? Next time: the most important thing is two people. . . . .
I suggest you listen to the first sentence of the answer and don't have to listen to the rest. According to human psychology, is it important for your beloved woman to answer a virgin? It's simple. She's definitely not. You might as well do this test and declare that I am not responsible for the breakup fee.
5。 The disadvantages of having money
Men learn to be bad when they have money, and women learn to be bad when they have money. If you want to ask where all the money in today's society has gone, it has gone to women. Men are just the middle station of money. It's easy to explain that women like bad men.
It is suggested that men in all families should leave their money to their wives to manage, so that men are not bad and women are not bad.
6。 The origin of women 38
Many people think that it is because Anonymous is rude that he is so abusive.
In fact, a woman's 38 years old is a respect for women. When she first got married, she got 1. The 5-meter-wide bed is enough for the couple to sleep, and then after having a son, my son sleeps in the middle, so I can only squeeze out of the bed on the 38 th line every night. What's the matter? I can only take three copies.
My wife gave all her love to my son. China is a great woman. I suggest that everyone call their wife Sanba when they go back to show their respect for women, provided that I am not responsible for medical expenses.
7。 City people have high quality.
Eating fourth-class food, drinking third-class water and breathing second-hand air every day, but claiming to be a first-class person.
In contrast, I would rather be a low-quality rural person, and the living conditions of high-quality urban people are not as good as ours.
The Classic Quotations of Liang Jian Li Yunlong
1, what Bushido? I played Bushido! 2. Matchmaker? I think you, Director Luo, are more like a trafficker.
3. Damn, which direction is not a breakthrough?
4, what a fucking elite, Lao Tzu is an elite.
Even if two ants fight on the ground, they will separate a male and a female.
6. Mr. Wang brought a mother gun, which made people laugh. I hope it's public.
7, we are a group of wolves, eat the flesh of the devil, but also smash its bones!
8. I won't regard this breakthrough as a breakthrough. What is this? As an attack, attack the enemy!
9, fart, Chiang Kai-shek has a culture, a girl. Say I'm an old man and have no culture?
10, wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, and dogs travel thousands of miles to eat shit. When we eat meat alone, it is time to meet the little devils.
1 1, why didn't you say I was demoted by the whole group? If I lose my job and you don't let me drink, will you let me live?
12, I will die like a man. I can't die like this. I'll die on the way to charging.
13, I want a wife, I'll exchange my wife for 50 cases of grenades, you give me ten more cases, and I'll find you a Japanese bitch.
14, I guess the gate tower is a hard bone to chew. Even if I break my front tooth, I will bite it open before the Japanese reinforcements arrive!
15, buddy, you don't know, I recently expanded another battalion. If I return those equipment to you, hundreds of my men will have to carry sticks to fight.
16, Tet, spy! Say, what's your name? Colonel Li, Li, and Li airplane, even Li and Li Ganxian are better than others.
17, no assists, all fucking main attack, now our strength is eight to one, I have never fought such a rich battle in my life, which will throw us off and return us to the landlord.
18, joke, I fought hundreds of battles, big and small, which one was won by culture? What's more, you Zhao Gang watched a small broadcast in Yanjing, accusing Lao Tzu of being cunning!
19, if you want me to make my own weapon, ok, you can't restrict my freedom, but I will always have autonomy! It's unreasonable to ask me to be a good boy and find a way to make weapons by myself and limit my autonomy!
20. It is said that devils can fight bayonets, but I don't believe this evil. He has two shoulders and a head. The devil is raised by people and has long flesh. The broadsword goes in, and he has to pierce a hole. Even if I meet the ghost of the terrifying, I can roll off a few fashionable screen beards!
Classic Quotations of TV Series "Bright Sword"
1, the brave win. If you die, you will die on the way to charge.
3, by asking for instructions, you can't catch up with any food!
4. What Bushido? I played Bushido.
I want to see if a group of Japanese pigs know the pain!
6. What, let me send eight big sedan chairs to carry you to your post?
7. As the old saying goes, be brave after knowing shame! Me, please!
8. We are wolves, eating the devil's flesh and chewing the devil's bones!
9. Chu: No matter who is fighting for peace, my 358th regiment will definitely help the meeting!
10, when it comes to hand-to-hand combat and bayonet warfare, we are the ancestors of the little devils. Now the little devils are not disrespectful to their ancestors.
1 1. There is nothing in this world that Li Yunlong dare not do. If he has one or two divisions, he dares to fight Taiyuan!
12, we are cavalry, and we are faster than infantry without horses. Catch up with the infantry, go to the front, go!
13, even if he comes to the Japanese Imperial Guard, you have to strangle them one by one in the cesspit!
14, colonel, please save some bullets. I told all the commandos that if you go up there, you are not prepared to survive.
15, I will die like a man. I can't die like this. I'll die on the way to charging.
16, we orientals don't like forgiveness, and blood for blood, tooth for tooth, think that only revenge can preserve dignity.
17, without the command of our heads, the sky is falling, but I have to hold it with my head. Even if I get into the tiger's mouth, I can break two of its teeth!
18, it is better to attack decisively than to miss the opportunity! I don't care if this enemy sends more troops for peace, even if he goes to offer his birthday, you can't let him succeed!
19, within two months, the cavalry company has no combat mission. Your task is training. Two months later, the cavalry company will be like a drawn sword.
20. A soldier can be beheaded by the enemy in hand-to-hand combat, but he must never be insulted; Soldiers can die, but they must not lose their dignity.
2 1, as a man, you have seed, love and righteousness. You are a man, but as a soldier, especially a commander, you are not fucking qualified!
22. If someone asks who is the most capable of fighting among the heads of all the main regiments of the Eighth Route Army, no one can say for sure, but if you ask who is the most courageous and who can cause trouble the most, people will definitely say Li Yunlong!
23. It is no problem for troops composed of well-behaved children to be obedient and disciplined, but there are often no naughty children who can fight hard and evil battles. Naughty children can often do great things. Such troops are often particularly effective!
24. In the face of a powerful opponent, even if you know that you have been defeated, you should meet the challenge. Even if it falls, it will become a mountain and a ridge. This is how awe-inspiring, how firm, how happy, how verve.
25. If you want me to make my own weapon, no problem. You cannot restrict my freedom. You should always have autonomy! It's unreasonable to ask me to be a good boy and find a way to make weapons by myself and limit my autonomy!
26. I wish our great mentor, great leader, great commander and great helmsman, Chairman Mao, long live the reddest and reddest red sun in our hearts! I wish Chairman Mao's close comrade-in-arms and our beloved Deputy Commander Lin good health! Always healthy!
27. It is said that devils can fight bayonets, but I don't believe this evil. He has two shoulders and a head. Devils are raised by people, and when they grow flesh, they have to wear a hole when a broadsword goes in. Even if I see a terrible ghost, I can roll off some beards from it!
Li Yunlong: A ulfsaar will have a nest. As long as I am here, the independent regiment will scream and scream, and I will dare to fight hard when I meet the enemy. If one day I die, the soldiers of the independent regiment will scream and shout. I don't believe they will become cotton bales. Why? Because my soul is still there!
Whether you want to accept it or not, it's a fact. ..... not a scourge. When you meet, don't avoid it, let alone shrink back. But to actively integrate into it, understand it, and draw your own judgment. When you make your own judgment, you should firmly believe in your own judgment.
30. What a powerful force faith used to be. That's why you persist when you want to give up countless times. You are willing to give your youth, blood and even life for her. It is light, electricity and warmth. It is a lighthouse on the sea in the vast darkness, standing on the horizon, let it be eroded by wind and rain, let it shake, and it will not fall. It is a star of hope that shines in the most desperate situation.
3 1, Li Yunlong, I'm not talking nonsense. If I don't find a woman in the future, you won't believe me, but I promise you that I will never forget you. You are my relative and you are my wife. I can't forget this at any time. We had a wedding, and the cadres and soldiers of the independent regiment could testify for us. No matter where I go in the future, I, Li Yunlong, will come back to sweep your grave and pull weeds for you. If I have children, I will bring them to your grave and tell them that a relative of our family is buried here.
32. In the vast history, a general, like the legendary Thorn Bird, died singing. At the moment when the thorn pierced his body, he didn't realize that he was going to die, but let go of his voice like a nightingale until the end of his life; However, when he jumped on the thorn, he knew, and he clearly understood. However, he still wanted to do so, or stabbed the thorn into his chest. No, he's not dead. After nirvana, the thorn bird finally became a positive fruit and became the eternal fire phoenix of the Chinese nation!
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