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Begging the hostess to travel through space

She swore that if she knew he was the emperor, she wouldn't dare to rob the toilet with him, and almost kicked her into the toilet, and ended up here sweeping the leaves!

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As a top killer who only sees money, she has a strange personality that makes people sigh-

When money is not involved.

when it comes to money, she instantly becomes a crazy, violent and crazy idiot!

Emma, who said that life was great after the killer crossed? In the face of the emperor who holds thousands of troops and horses, who showed me a great one and was shot as a hedgehog?

forget it, forget it, let's hide our strength and try to be at leisure.

However, leisure is not so easy ...

Kneel to the masters every day; Being ridiculed by everyone every day; And sweep around with a broom!

KAO! Old Niang-endure!

But when her first salary as a maid-in-waiting was also deducted ...

-damn it! I'll fight you!

......

The point is: strong women+convulsions, killers are not only cold drops, but also greedy for money! The same killer, different convulsions!

ps: The man is absolutely clean!

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★ love rat's

"On that day, I arrived at the airport, and after boarding the plane ..." jane doe was telling the little maid-in-waiting about herself.

"bold!" A domineering high drink rang, "a little maid-in-waiting, also want to usurp the throne! I will destroy you! "

he'd like to see how capable this woman is!

I turned my head and saw that it was the emperor! Jane doe swallowed hard: "The emperor, the handmaiden means ... is ..." What is it?

Suddenly, a pheasant ran out of the imperial kitchen and fluttered past. jane doe ran over in three steps and two steps, caught the pheasant and stepped on it with a magnificent foot: "Report to your majesty, the handmaiden is talking about this chicken boarding!"

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★ Black-bellied man

jane doe looked at the stunning man next to him and said bored, "I don't know the age of a handsome guy?"

close your eyes and say nothing.

Make persistent efforts: "I wonder how long a beautiful man is?"

The thin lips move slightly and remain silent.

"I said you were indifferent. Did someone rob you and you just handed over the money?" Jane doe black face spit.

unexpectedly, he said, "it depends on who it is."

jane doe quickly put his head in front of him: "What if it's me?" Oh, is she going to get rich?

"I'm willing to offer color ..."

"Let go, let go! I only rob money, not sex! ! Let go! You black-hearted son of a bitch ... "

The Devil's Big Lady and the Black-bellied Little Master

She is a young master of an ancient martial family who lives in seclusion, and also inherits the blood of an ancient aristocrat.

People's hearts are unpredictable, and it's a long-planned conspiracy.

When the truth is uncovered, she becomes her.

Unknown world. Fighter!

this world is fantastic!

one of the four big families, the big miss of Mohism?

Well, she's calm.

She can be a king in the 21st century! Then, in this fantastic world, she can also live in the wind and stand at the peak of this world!

Theater 1:

The golden phoenix is shining with dazzling light, and the flame around it is as rich as blood. The beautiful phoenix eyes deeply stare at the beautiful woman in front of it: "Master, you have finally returned, and the blood phoenix is willing to follow you forever, live and die together, and never leave!"

The demon Lord returns, and the demon Lord returns.

The light that was once buried will burn again and shine brilliantly!

Theater II:

"Master, am I cute or am I cute?" A simulated little white fox looked straight at the beautiful woman in front of them with extremely cute eyes and asked, beside it is an equally cute little mink.

"."What is this situation? Mo Qian looked at the two little guys with sparks in their eyes and raised their eyebrows. He said calmly, "They are all cute."

As soon as the words fell, the two little guys glared at each other viciously, as if to compare something.

"Master, is he better looking than the smelly mink?" I saw a flash of white light, and an extremely seductive handsome man appeared in front of Mo Qian and asked.

"."Seduce?

"Master." Another handsome man who looks no less than a seductive man said, unwilling to lag behind.

"."Is this a competition for favor?

"pour!" Just as the two handsome men were struggling, a sweet magnetic voice came not far away.

"Jun Ye?" Mo looked at the lotus-like man not far away and walked over without hesitation.

When the two little guys left behind saw that their master had been hooked away by others, they all stared at the bearer: bad guys! Mean!

He said, "For you, what if you degenerate into a demon?"

purgatory crowd: "She is our faith! It is our god! "

Friend: "To be her partner, in this life, die without regret!" "

Beasts and beasts: "Devil, I am willing to follow the Devil forever and never give up in life and death!"

ink shallow tilt: "those who provoke me can ignore it, and those who are scaly are better off than dead!" "

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She is a wisp of lonely soul reincarnated for several years, curled up with light smoke and fluttering in the wind, which seems to be her portrayal. Crossing into a four-year-old child is a coincidence? Or is it a destiny?

When she was born again, Huang Zun came back after many hardships. Is it the road to heaven or the road to destruction? At the top of the nine days, what kind of conspiracy is waiting for her return?

after nine days of burning, I was reborn from the fire and burned with anger for nine days. What a unique style! Amazing!

tough version:

what? I just wore it, you little cannon fodder, and you want me to comeover again? Die! Girl, I've decided to get along with this early body, and those who stand in my way will be killed without forgiveness!

the arrogant princess abused my servant girl? Don't you dare touch my people! Chop your fingers, put them on a necklace and hang them around your neck! Can it be cool?

yo! The four great families are awesome? Miss Shijia is amazing? How dare a mere clothing shop not sell my clothes! Dogs look down on people? Very good, very good! Girl, I'm in a bad mood, close the door-let go! (Short for Chunlan and Xiahe, two big-name maids! )

hmm ... this girl, I have always been kind, pure, gentle, beautiful, lovely and invincible. How could I do such a cruel, heartless, bloody and disgusting thing? Be good, open your mouth. This girl just wants to give you a pill and let you take a free trip to hell! (a shy smile) Of course, you know that Dan medicine costs money, but who told me that this girl is kind-hearted and does not expect to repay her kindness? Then reluctantly accept only a few of your space rings as medicine fees!

Classic Selection:

Fragment 1:

The monarch of Hanyue turns pale with horror: "Little respect for the Lord, you are so noble and unparalleled, how can you even want a mere Hanyue Kingdom?"

The boy glanced at him lightly, and said it lightly as if it were a trivial matter: "As long as she is happy, it is the world, so what if she takes it for her to play with!"

Segment 2:

In front of the teleportation line at the top of the Nine Days:

Curly turned around and said helplessly, "There is no time for you to quit now!"

Yuewushuang's peach eyes suddenly stared: "What are you talking about, bitch! For the sake of calling my name right for the first time, I'll forgive you for underestimating the palace master for the time being! Hum, isn't it just the top of the nine days? If they don't turn me into a god, can they stop me from becoming a demon? For you, even if it is a demon! "

Segment 3:

The young master in the divine world gently shakes the feather fan: "Although you are just plain-looking, you are more pleasing to the eye than other women, so I will marry you reluctantly!" Somebody, take the young master and lady to the holy car! "

madadayo: "Are you talking about me?"

The Lord of the Gods raised his eyebrows: "Is there anyone else here?"

(The people around you are so neat that they are completely ignored. No, they are ignored! )

madadayo: "Well, what do you like about me? Tell me."

Young Master of the Divine World: "Huh?"

madadayo: "You said, I changed it by the way."

hope to adopt,,,