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Psychic, the glory of the king.
Well, the above is what I saw in the post bar and what I encountered (manual funny)
You really have no sense of humor.
Ok, this is the text:
"Wow, it's finally over."
I looked up from the mobile phone screen reflecting "victory", rubbed my sour eyes and looked at the clock on the table.
1 1: 50.
It turned out to be so late.
I cut to the WeChat screen and a message came into view.
[s]: Come again?
S is my good friend, and I recently fell in love with the same game: the glory of the king.
I cut back to the the glory of the king interface and took a look at the segment: Gold Ⅰ 4 star.
Anyway, only one star has won the platinum, and there is not much time for a game. It is better to play for a while before going to bed.
[Transnational]: Come on.
[S]: Double platoon, invitation.
The waiting time of this game is abnormal, and it took ten seconds to pop up the interface and enter the game.
"If you drink today, you will get drunk today-"
I took out my most handy Li Bai and glanced at my watch: 1 1: 5 1. Van helsing's skin didn't feel anything strange when he ranked, but today, against the dark blue background, I feel a faint coolness on my back.
Anyway, I hope this game will be over soon.
I started reading. I compared two teams, Musashi Miyamoto, Guan Yu, Dian Wei and Hou Yi ... huh? When did Li Bai's skin come out?
As a person who often photographs Li Bai, I have the impression that Li Bai has only three kinds of skin, primary colors, Van Helsing and the Millennium fox demon. But when I look at Li Bai opposite, it is very different from what I remember: a scarlet cloak, bottomless Kurome, and even the knife in my hand, all have a faint scent of blood. I glanced at the name, death Li Bai? Did Li Bai have this kind of skin before? It won't be a VIP, will it?
I smiled. tencent games is like this. There is nothing you can't do without money. Maybe you didn't notice it before. I have to say that this "death" is still very handsome.
"Welcome to the glory of the king."
Regular opening, Cao Cao and I hit the road, Angela of S was in the middle, playing wild Jing Ke, and Arthur stepped down alone.
I don't know why, both sides played very carefully in this game, until the tyrant refreshed in two minutes, and no one broke out in the three roads.
We were accompanied by Guan Yu and Dian Wei. Li Bai was weak in the early stage, so there was no reason to go up and fight with two tanks. He can only develop in a wretched way, and Cao Cao occasionally goes up to harass him twice.
"The siege vehicle arrived at the battlefield."
Four minutes is a key point, which will refresh two cars. Before the online advantage, you can take off the opposite tower with the help of a cannon car.
I thought the development of the internet was almost over, and I could fight Cao Cao. Just then, a sentence suddenly popped up in the chat box on the left.
[Arthur]: Jing Ke, can you play?
I moved my perspective to the next road, and Li Bai's scarlet cloak flashed across the screen. Two pieces of wine came on us, and with the attack of Hou Yi, Jing Ke was beaten into yellow blood in the river in a few seconds. Jing Ke seemed to want to come and support Arthur, but he was blocked by the other side.
At this time, the opposite skills of Hou Yi and Li Bai have been handed over. Jing Ke should be fine for the time being. I'm just about to take a shortcut back to the tense road. Suddenly, a strange scene happened. I saw the blood blade in Li Bai's hand shaking violently. Obviously, there was no CD of wine, but Li Bai arrived in front of Jing Ke in an instant!
First Strike!
[Li Bai] killed [Jing Ke]!
Four minutes and twenty seconds later, the first head exploded.
What skill is that? A chill came over me, and I wonder if Arthur noticed it.
At this time, Dian Wei rushed across like a mad cow, and Li Bai met him with an axe. I quickly cut back on the road and cooperated with Cao Cao to offset this wave of offensive in Dian Wei. Dian Wei had to retreat and swam behind the line with Guan Yu. I'm in therapy. I'm still thinking about that strange thing just now.
I suddenly felt something was wrong. The grassland on the road was originally turquoise, but at this time it seemed to be shrouded in dark clouds and swaying into gray. The little thief who is swaying in the river is running hard step by step. The lower part of the yellow bag on his shoulder has been dyed red and is bleeding!
Is this a system bug?
[Arthur]: Jing Ke?
Arthur's words caught all our attention. Only then did we notice the top left column. Jing Ke's head is still dead gray, but it is different from before. There is no red timing number under his head!
It's almost five minutes now, and I was killed for the first time. Shouldn't it have come back to life by this time?
I shifted my perspective to the next road. Jing Ke's body is still lying in front of the river, maintaining the appearance when he was killed by Li Bai, with his limbs separated and his eyes looking at the sky.
A terrible emotion spread among the rest of the people, and no one even remained motionless for a moment.
[Cao Cao]: What happened to Jing Ke?
No one answered.
At this point, the grass on the map has completely turned gray, which is so inconspicuous in the blue-black river, but it is so eye-catching in my eyes.
[Angela]: Can you ... quit the game? Why can't I? ...
When I saw S, I realized there was another way to quit the game.
Press the Home button.
No response.
Press the lock button.
No response.
Cao Cao: What's the matter? Why can't I get out?
[Arthur]: Me too! What strange thing is this?
This sentence expresses everyone's thoughts. The whole King's Canyon seems to be swallowed up by darkness. No one types anymore, and they don't even dare to let go of my skills. I moved my perspective back to the road, silently mending the knife with Cao Cao.
My tense nerves kept staring at the small map, but Dian Wei and Guan Yu both missed it and disappeared on the road. After receiving two waves of artillery cars, Cao Cao pushed the tower across the road.
The middle road was changed to Arthur, and Angela began to swim, supporting the next road. Jing Ke's body has been lying in the river, as if it had been flooded and never got up.
My eyes have been wandering on the road, so I didn't realize that the heads of Dian Wei and Li Bai appeared in the middle of the road at the same time.
Call for backup!
Begin to retreat!
Arthur roared, crashed into Li Bai's blood-red cloak and spun back. He kept signaling and struggled to move forward with the blood medicine.
Cao Cao and I couldn't even hit the tower, and all kinds of displacement skills were thrown into the middle. Van helsing's blue clothes crossed in the air without stopping for a moment.
[Cao Cao]: Hit the mage!
He and I got the message that the golden position, preferably platinum followed by silver, is the deepest position in the water, and we must maintain a fast-paced game, whether it is offensive or defensive.
Will enter the wine!
The battle in the middle of the road suddenly came to a deadlock. At this time, a system prompt pops up at the top.
[Angela] Kill [Musashi Miyamoto]!
[Angela]: Look at Miyamoto.
I looked at the end of the road. Miyamoto's body lay in front of one of our towers and didn't get up. Like Jing Ke, there is no red chronograph under his head.
In other words, this inescapable ranking, whether friends or enemies, will not get up after death?
The atmosphere is so depressing that people can't breathe. The chat panel was silent for a long time, and no one even shouted the signal.
[Cao Cao]: What the hell? ! I just want to play a game. How did this strange thing happen? I want to retreat!
As soon as Arthur's "Don't" appeared on the screen, a system sound effect flashed across the sky.
[] Kill [Cao Cao]!
What? Why is the name blank?
The remaining three people were stunned. Cao Cao's body lay in the spring, his back to the sky, his sword stuck in the ground, glaring at the strange world.
Three bodies have been lying in the King's Canyon, and there are unspeakable things under the white grass.
[Arthur]: Turn on the sound.
I hesitated, but I turned on the sound.
"Ha ha ..." A burst of cold laughter reached my ears through the stereo, and I felt like I was at the bottom of hell. Evil winds and wails came at me. The moment the voice was turned on, the whole game world changed.
The river suddenly turned into magma. The boundary of the canyon, which is an endless wonder, is soaked in blood-red liquid and constantly pours into the river.
"Did you hear that? I mean, those voices. "
A young man's voice rang in my ear, scaring me to be clever.
"hmm." It's the voice of S.
"Li Bai, did you hear that?" The young man's voice rang again, and I quickly replied, "Well, I heard it."
"This may not be a system bug. I think we have encountered something unclean. " According to the analysis, the United States seems to be very calm in this situation.
"The current situation is that this game can't quit, die and not be resurrected, and can't be forced to retreat." The young man paused and then said, "Have you seen the skin of Li Bai opposite?"
When I read this article, this sentence hit the nail on the head. The reaper of death, the evil ghost who reaps people's souls, now looks at Jing Ke surrounded by magma. Is it because of Li Bai across the street?
In short, from Arthur, type "Jing Ke, can you play?" After that sentence, everything changed.
Knock on the door-
Our defensive tower is under attack!
The system prompts woke us up from the conversation, and everything changed, even the system prompts turned into gloomy female voices.
We were all stunned when the perspective was put in the middle.
The red and blue BUFF, which was originally quietly fixed, is impacting our middle tower at this time!
Just then, a chuckle sounded.
"Welcome to the glory of the dead."
I even forgot to drink my coffee and stared at the headlines of WeChat.
"A teenager suddenly died playing the glory of the king in the middle of the night, and the cause of death is unknown."
It took me ten minutes to wake up from the news.
"You probably know what this is about." It's the voice of S.
"He died in the game, and the players in reality also died. He should be that Jing Ke. " I said slowly that it was normal to know that such a strange thing happened yesterday.
"So can you tell me, what happened after I zoomed in last night? Why don't I remember at all? " S stopped watching the news on the mobile phone screen and turned to me.
I shook my head. I don't want to mention that again, so I just smiled and said, "I can't say it."
"Don't say, how can we synthesize what is happening now, and must we always be entangled in such strange things?" S is a little angry.
Before I could answer, S's mobile phone WeChat suddenly rang.
New friend application: "I'm Arthur Suka from last night."
Shi leng, look at me.
I frowned and said, "How did he find your WeChat?"
"I don't know. Anyway, let me add something first. After all, he is also a victim. " At some point, S agreed to Arthur's friend application.
Arthur's head is a husky, and its black eyes stare at me, which makes me a little creepy.
Are you Angela?
[S]: mm-hmm
[S]: Why do you have my WeChat?
Do you know why this happened?
[S]: What happened last night?
S asked three questions in a row, but obviously Arthur across the street didn't have the patience to answer S's questions. His message is very concise:
[Arthur]: We are entangled.
[Arthur]: You must go back to the game and finish it.
I glanced at S and sent a message.
[s]: Return? How to return it?
Arthur's typing speed is surprisingly fast, and he gets a reply in the blink of an eye.
[Arthur]: 165438+ 0: 50 pm, ranking.
I looked through the word book in my hand, but my attention was obviously not on the book. Out of the corner of my eye, I glanced at the clock beside me from time to time.
9:40.
There is still a long time, enough to wait.
I have been absent-minded today. We didn't listen to the teacher at all, whether it was me or S, and I was scolded several times for it. Someone even touched her back and she almost fell down the stairs.
I guess it's a self-created illusion. I laughed, and I suppressed my anxiety. Even if there are all kinds of doubts in my heart, I can only wait until tonight, and tomorrow will probably be easy.
With this in mind, I put away my word book and decided to lie down for a while to ease the clouds in my heart.
I suddenly woke up from my dream. This is definitely a nightmare, and the cold sweat behind it speaks for itself. But this time, regardless of other things, I quickly looked at my watch.
1 1:48.
Time is up.
S was waiting there early, and she pulled me into the room as soon as I got online. There are her and Arthur in the room. They are talking about something on the chat channel. When Arthur saw me come in, he was suddenly silent, and it took a minute to get an answer.
[Arthur]: Li Bai?
Before I could finish typing, the room was suddenly dissolved by force.
A cold wind blew across my neck. I don't know when the window of my room opened, and it was raining outside.
The ranking icon in the main interface has completely changed, turning into a pale face with tears and laughter. There are no pupils on that face, but sharp teeth are slightly exposed from the mouth.
"You have entered the ranking sequence."
"Enter the game"
I just wanted to choose a hero, but I was shocked when I saw the hero list.
There used to be a list of more than a dozen heroes, but now there is only one: Fan Haixin and Li Bai.
Hesitated for a moment, but still clicked OK.
Enter the loading interface.
This is a qualifying match of 3v3.
If it is absolutely strange to ordinary people, but has experienced so many strange things, it is not so terrible.
Our own Li Bai, Arthur Angela
Enemies Li Bai, Jing Ke and Cao Cao.
"Welcome to the glory of the dead" or the forced system sound.
After buying equipment, I added some routine skills, but when I saw my summoner skill bar, I got one more!
That icon is the hand of the light. I moved my hand up to see its skill effect.
Summoner Skill [Resurrection] Effect: A hero can be resurrected at the moment when his hero is killed, and can only be used once.
Resurrection under such circumstances? I realized it would be a reverse skill, but I didn't say it with my voice. From the beginning, I didn't trust Arthur very much There are too many questions about him.
In the sound, the three of us were silent, stepping on the magma and waiting in the gray grass.
At this time, the time is particularly long, until the opposite Jing Ke probe.
"Get ready." There was Arthur's voice in the voice. "We only have one chance."
"You did it once and I did it twice." I thought to myself.
"Go!" Arthur roared into the heroes across the street. My hand was not slow at all. I escaped Cao Cao's slowdown and rushed towards Li Baichong. I must stall Li Bai, whose skin of "Death" makes me nervous all the time.
But at the moment before Li Bai, I suddenly caught a glimpse of Jing Ke's face. Originally, it was difficult to see the face of a the glory of the king model unless she was lying on it, but Jing Ke's face was so clear to me: it didn't look like a face at all, or it wasn't a complete face at all. It's like being cut in the middle with a knife and forcibly glued on. Eyes empty, lips slightly parted, just like the expression on Jing Ke's face when he died last night!
Our plan is that Arthur will hold down Cao Cao and Jing Ke, Angela will output at the back, and I will stall Li Bai. This is not the ideal cooperation, but it can only be done at this time.
Will enter the wine!
Two Li Bai were released at the same time, and the ghosting in the air was almost indistinguishable. Put it on the ground! Attack! One, two, three, four! Big move! The same operation, the blood consumption of both sides is similar, but I will not lower my attention at this time. Last night, Li Bai's skill of blood blade lingered in my mind.
At this moment, something suddenly changed.
Arthur had just moved to Cao Cao's side when Jing Ke suddenly moved to Angela's side! I heard the cry of S in the voice: "Impossible! Her big move is clearly on the CD! "
But at this time, Cao Cao delayed arthurs, and I fought with Li Bai, and both of them had no time to turn back, not to mention there was a line of soldiers in the middle. The defense line we worked so hard to build was torn apart. None of us can die, nor can we afford to die. We can only save it. But Cao Cao has always insisted on Arthur, and the beheading of Li Bai opposite has been prepared for me for a long time.
I saw S's voice and smile in my eyes. I thought that a few days ago, she was still discussing with me the most comfortable posture for sleeping. How could I watch her being killed by Jing Ke? A mage is approached by an assassin, and the ending is self-evident.
Will enter the wine!
It was late, and I thought I heard Jing Ke sneering across the street. Jing Ke broke out more and more when it was on the other side. In the blink of an eye, he turned s into red blood, just waiting for a second to break out!
My hand has been on the [Resurrection] skill, but at the moment when I was ready to press it, I suddenly hesitated.
A moment's hesitation almost led to tragedy. At this time, Angela appeared a green light. Treatment! Yasuo's summoner skill saved Angela's life at this time and gave Angela a chance to go back to a tower to get supplies.
"Li Bai, what the hell are you!" I heard Arthur's roar on the voice channel, and S and I froze for a while.
What do you mean, Arthur? History asked coldly.
"You ask him he knows! You obviously died last night! "
"How is that possible?" I smiled angrily. "I am dead, so who is talking now?"
Before Arthur could speak, Cao Cao across the street suddenly rushed into a tower and tried to kill Angela! Before Arthur could react, he was quickly controlled by Jing Ke and Li Bai. Both Li Bai's two skills and big moves can avoid the attack of the defensive tower. At this time, Cao Cao resisted the tower, and Arthur's state was already dissatisfied. Just now, Angela was given the treatment package, and there was nothing he could do.
First Strike!
[Li Bai] killed [Arthur]!
My hand rested on the resurrection, and the sweat as big as beans rained down.
What should I do if I save him?
This life-saving skill can only be used once!
[Cao Cao] killed [Angela]!
s!
Before I could shout it out, the icon of Resurrection turned gray.
By this time, both Cao Cao and Jing Ke had been killed by the defensive tower. I watched the scarlet Li Bai coming towards me step by step, but it seemed that I was frozen and could do nothing. The last picture in front of me is Li Bai's blood blade shining with red light, and there are two sentences floating in his ear.
"Resurrection, but not self-resurrection."
"In fact, only one person died last night."
(To be continued)
The second one:
Ah, I want to talk about the one who plays Li Bai in the evening.
It is a supernatural phenomenon.
During that time, I played the trumpet to play the king, and then I played Wang Zhaojun. I was a singer. Then there is the ranking. Teammates are Arthur, Li Bai, Cao Cao and Zhuang Zhou. Yes, I think this configuration is rather confusing. Then there was a very simple and rude start. That kind. The time starts at 0:00 instead of 1 1:50.
I play king because I have headphones connected. The first time I played king in the middle of the night, I saw the qq prompt suddenly disappear, and then the background sound was not a female voice, but a male voice.
Because I can't hear the headphones clearly, it should be the version of death glory. But I remember the sound was particularly gloomy, particularly gloomy, particularly gloomy.
At that time, my mood was like meeting a team that lost 4 blood in Kenzo Arena.
Then in a few seconds, he became a female voice, the original female voice. I'm not afraid anymore, so I turn it up, the loudest.
And then urine point fucking came again.
I just heard a girl sobbing backstage. It's not outside the game, so you can't hear it when you take off your headphones.
Let's go back to the beginning. Remember when I played Wang Zhaojun and said I was a singer? I think listening to that cry carefully is a bit of a state in which Rainbow has no skin.
It was really awesome at that time. Then another Li Bai drove the wheat in the team. A boy's voice is a little su, and then suddenly he said, hey, it seems a little strange here.
I asked him what it was, and he said that his little map on the upper left suddenly disappeared. I said, oh, system bug, so I ignored him.
Then this Li Bai felt that he didn't know how to play that kind of thing, so he kept running around.
I played with Arthur in the middle, and Arthur killed the knight. I looked at the special side, because this state looks really special in the middle of the night.
And there is Wang Zhaojun's suspected skinless crying in the background.
A little choked.
Then that Li Bai suddenly jumped into the middle of the road, and I ignored him. After all, Arthur and I just hid in the grass, and then he stole the tower.
There is a Li Bai on the ground who was killed in a circle by Arthur before, and it is also Li Bai who has no skin like ours. Then this Li Bai is suddenly, although theoretically he has just been turned to death by Arthur and is lying in a salted fish state.
-Then he stood up with a gray name.
Arthur and I were scared to death, and then just as we were about to rush out, his analog joystick suddenly broke down, and I watched our Li Bai standing there doing nothing.
Because I could have frozen him if the attack was wide enough. However, it cannot be frozen.
The enemy Li Bai saw another grass and then killed us Li Bai.
Then their bodies disappeared together.
It wasn't long before I heard a particularly low cry for help in my voice.
I am almost square. Dude, think about it. You played until midnight, and there was a woman sobbing backstage. You drove the wheat and watched the gray characters appear, but nothing could move, even the paranormal could not move his skills.
Then the body in Li Bai's game mysteriously disappeared, and then you heard him cry for help.
Ask me the mental shadow area at that time.
Arthur and I are special. After a few seconds, I found that we were moving.
Is to passively run towards the enemy crystal, regardless of whether there are soldiers in front.
Then we came to the opposite tower.
Opposite except Li Bai is missing, all the others are Jing Ke Zhuang Cao.
Then it is obvious that the small map shows that their heads are elsewhere, but they are all concentrated in spring.
They are all red, and they look red, too. Whether it's crystal or human. Not so festive red. It's a little dark, which gives me the creeps.
Zhuang Zhou is also red. I don't know about skin.
His Kun is like being fished out of the blood.
Then I ran away without thinking, and started the ghost to run back to the grass.
Then I still can't fucking move. Can't move.
Then a group of people came to kill Arthur and me.
But what can I say? I'm not dead. That red countdown is still there. But after the countdown, when Arthur and I returned to spring, the voice we heard was still the twisted and deep male voice.
"Welcome to the glory of the king."
Then we found that Cao Cao on our side was missing.
Yes, the whole head, it's gone.
I can't find it in the grass.
Then his body was found under the middle tower.
Special party Arthur and I discussed with Zhuang Zhou, and then Arthur retired from Zhuang Zhou first, and I was third.
Arthur quit very successfully.
I was there when Zhuang Zhou quit. Then after a long time, I saw him send me a sentence that I can't come back here. I found that Zhuang Zhou, covered in blood, was coming out of the grass and running very fast.
Three times five divided by two killed our Zhuang Zhou.
And then disappear into the air.
I quit the game later, so I can.
But when I went to find my former teammates later, only Arthur was there. Zhuang Zhou, Li Bai and Cao can't even find ios or Android.
The opposite id starts with death and then adds a bunch of strange things.
Mainly them. I can't find them either.
It's not made up. It's true. It's true.
When I saw Li Bai, I suddenly wanted to say that my memory was particularly profound. It's really scary.
Ranked in the middle of the night, I saw all the dead at first. If there is a hero like you, I will quit the game. Suggestions.
Unlike you, don't think about going on casually. Quit the game and have a good sleep.
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