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1, Xiangyao is really happy to have such a submissive handsome guy.
2, ~ Drink Wangzai milk to tease handsome guys ~ Eat Wangzai QQ and laugh at beautiful girls 々
My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money, and now I don't even have my only shortcoming. It's almost perfect. .
4. A thief in senior one, a thief in senior two, a beautiful girl in senior three, no one chasing handsome guys in senior four, no one accompanying perverts in senior five, and a lot of love letters flying all over the sky in senior six.
5, hello, beautiful and handsome, click on that flower and you won't be pregnant, hehe.
6. Those who make a fool of themselves when they see handsome guys really have handsome guys in the sky. I don't think you can hide.
7. Girls, how can you be handsome in China after chasing Korean male gods ... Are there no handsome guys in China? Don't fantasize, maybe someone has a crush on you. ..
8. That handsome guy, I want to possess your beauty.
9. There are no handsome guys in the world. There are more people watching, and there are handsome guys.
10, this handsome guy, you look like my next boyfriend.
1 1, handsome boy, you are mine, beautiful girl, you are mine.
12, women like handsome guys, men like beautiful women. This is the eternal truth.
13. Hey, handsome guy in front, I like you. Hey, pretty girl in the back, I like you.
14, many handsome guys say good night to you, but did you really go to bed?
15, ♂ smart boys fall in love with stupid girls ♀ ♂ stupid beauty falls in love with talented handsome guys ♀
16, the beautiful and handsome guys who think the internet is popular all make themselves too vain.
17, spring is coming. You can harvest many handsome guys by burying them in the ground in autumn.
18, can I smoke, fight, drink and pick up handsome guys?
19, resistant to handsome guys and wood. . . . .
20. The Yellow River is far above the white clouds. Losers sit on both sides of the coast. All the beautiful women looked at the boat. It turns out that the handsome boy is shouting.
2 1, Yushu is better than Pan An, and a pear is better than Haitang.
22. I'm tired, handsome guys and beautiful women. Let me see the fire, ok @
23. Little girl selling matches, handsome guy buying matches
24. If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.
25. When a handsome guy with money falls in love with a girl without money, there will always be a mother-in-law who doesn't want to be seen. . .
26. Sisters, stop hiding * Come here, handsome guys *
27. People who understand me don't need to explain, and people who don't understand me don't need to explain.
Don't make a move when you see a handsome guy, because you may like his brother after a long time.
29, Mushroom Cool, marry me, handsome boy, marry me.
Hey, you handsome guys can only hang on trees.
3 1, I took the subway in the morning, and a handsome guy across the street kept smiling at me, which made me happy and took two more stops. As a result, I found that it was his girlfriend sitting next to me. Dinah
32, "Wow Handsome Boy" "= =. So what? I have met this man many times. He seems to be looking at me. Are you listening to me carefully? ]
33. Suddenly, a handsome guy showed me the news records, only to find out that it was my ex-boyfriend. Suddenly he remembered that he said he would accompany me every Valentine's Day, but he added it and said goodbye.
I am very satisfied with your performance.
35. Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not all handsome guys are called LAY.
My wish is to have a handsome boy to help me wash my socks, so that I can pack a lot of Christmas presents.
37. Touch your girlfriend's chest, pinch her face, and always talk about handsome guys. This means that our relationship is really good.
38. According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome guy.
39. Man: What kind of boy do you like? Paper girl: I like a handsome guy who can cook like you.
40. I wanted to see a handsome guy, but the boy's selfie was either a diaosi or a woman's online search for a few pictures to pretend to take a selfie.
4 1, I met a handsome guy at the dinner table today. He got one in the college entrance examination, Nima, just be handsome, and his IQ is so high!
After 42 and 90, pretty girls and handsome guys, single friends, caring people, online reception, refueling, children's paper that likes to chat together, group number 2 14396853,
43, online dating online dating, I am lovelorn every day.
44. The world of flowers and flowers is full of flowers and flowers. Women in the world have no conscience. They will change their minds when they see handsome guys. When they get it, they will pity the hearts of men all over the world.
45. I hope to see the handsome guys and beautiful women mentioned here, 1 11,and no longer celebrate Singles' Day.
46. If you drink a little wine, you will say that you are a female man. If you fail a subject, you will say that you are a scum. If you see a handsome guy, you will say that you are a male god. If you buy two packs of snacks, you will say that you are a foodie and a thief.
47. Tianya, I haven't seen many handsome guys, and life is too boring.
48. ◇ _ [Beauty, you are a simple ◇ _ [Beauty] handsome guy, and you are beautiful.
49. The article says: The highest level of being a handsome boy is not to pick up girls, but to let girls pick up girls.
50. Beauty, when I marry you. Handsome boy, when you married me.
5 1, because you don't love me, so you won't be sad if I lie to you and say that I found a handsome guy? Get out if you don't love me!
52. Are handsome guys and beautiful women a perfect match? Do you know how to write disgusting?
You are a very loyal person!
54. After the exam results were handed down, my classmates thought I cheated. I said faintly: "Qingguo College makes you a bully, and handsome guys make you a beauty!
55, I hope! Handsome guys and beautiful women of Personality Network! Happy National Day!
56. Why can't the old love rekindle? How to wipe your face with a towel as a rag?
57. I'd rather not humble the love I get.
58. After the college entrance examination, there were suddenly many handsome guys on campus.
59. All the beautiful women and handsome men had a good time on Christmas Eve.
60. The school is a place where schoolmasters learn and handsome guys and beautiful women fall in love. I really don't know why people like me who have poor grades and are not beautiful still go to school.
6 1, handsome boy ~ I'll hit on you, beautiful girl ~ you hit on me.
62. The handsome guy in front gave one yuan to take the bus, and the old man behind couldn't believe the robbery.
63. "Mom, I'm going to Superman College." "What are you doing there?" "Look at the handsome guy!" "…………"
64. Handsome guys chasing girls are infatuated, while diaosi chasing girls is shameless.
65. I feel that my child has grown into a little beauty and handsome boy.
66. I hope the handsome guys and beautiful women who have no ending in ipartment are more fierce.
67. The biggest difference between rotten girls and ordinary girls is that ordinary girls are only satisfied with one handsome boy, and rotten girls want two.
68. These days. The street is full of handsome guys with jarheads.
69. I have a feeling that if Chang Lu takes part in Where is Dad Going, he will be more popular than Sean, and he will be a handsome guy.
70. Seeing a handsome guy is very eye-catching. Most people see that handsome guys can quickly adjust the optic nerve, and the eye muscles and retina can accelerate the blood circulation around the eyes, which can achieve the effect of improving eyesight and moistening.
7 1, two handsome guys sitting hand in hand in the car, really awesome, this TM is love. ...
72. Sister, there are handsome guys here! Brother, there are beautiful women here!
73. Now I think handsome guys are just floating clouds, and I can't find a handsome man who has a sweeping job in the future.
74. Tears of the past recorded our strength and courage.
75. Love at first sight has no capital, and lasting love has no conditions.
76. Don't think you can meet a handsome guy by crossing. In fact, you can be his mother.
77. I am a handsome guy, but I hate people who don't know themselves with long signatures!
78. Better be a centurion than a scholar.
79. Handsome men will decline, and beautiful women will have no happiness.
80, handsome boy, you really look like my child's father!
8 1, the handsome guy belongs to the ugly force of beauty, but it doesn't belong to us. Alas, the world is so helpless.
82. The world is full of beautiful women, and there are few handsome men. It seems that women are still promising.
83. People always think that he is either handsome or beautiful, right?
84. There are 3,000 handsome men in my harem. Can you believe it? Hehe, I don't believe it anyway.
85. I am proud of being a beautiful woman and a handsome man.
86, how many handsome guys have been lost in one sentence.
87. Where can I find a handsome guy to learn bullying? Green apple college.
88. Boys watch the baby in Running Man and girls watch the handsome guy in Metamorphosis.
89. A girl once asked me, "Brother, are you handsome?" I shook my head shyly. She slapped me in the face and turned to leave the sentence: "You are lying!" "
Handsome, please call me girlfriend.
9 1, I went to get a haircut today and met a handsome guy. The handsome boy asked his mother, Why hasn't my uncle come yet? Later, his uncle came and scared me. It is my primary school teacher. As soon as he came in,
92. How many handsome guys are defeated by a short word, and how many good women are defeated by an ugly word?
93. I want a Mercedes-Benz BMW and a Rolls-Royce. You can't have your cake and eat it. Give up both and take the handsome guy.
94. When I was a child, there were many handsome guys in the time-travel drama. I really want to go back to ancient times. Now I read the history textbook and expressed my sadness. . .
95. When a handsome guy pursues you, you always feel that he is not handsome, and when he becomes someone else's boyfriend, he silently regrets it.
96. The only thing that makes people happy in military training is that the instructor is a handsome boy.
97. Handsome men are not necessarily good, and unattractive men are definitely not good.
98. Students who haven't graduated pray with me. The one who is transferred to our class next semester is a handsome boy.
99. Many people say that when they are tired of playing, they will find an honest man to marry. What happened? Did we honest people dig your ancestral grave in our last life, and will we suffer this retribution?
100, many sweet guys! ! !
Tell me about the warm man.
Tell me about the warm man.
1, you chose to trust him, no matter what I do, it won't help. I made a mistake and turned over the old accounts again and again. Is it interesting? Since he is a warm man, I choose to leave. For the last time, from now on, emotional matters have nothing to do with me. I choose to be an indifferent person.
2, Roy, wy 1 108, you are happy when you eat, and sometimes you are very emotional. I used to be a groupie if I didn't idolize. After knowing you, I really found that you are particularly excellent. I only believe what I see, you are a kind and lovely warm man. I only trust you. Your every move, your eyes and your smile all reveal your generosity, optimism and kindness.
Come on, let's tell a cold joke. I'll go first. Everyone says that the warm man who warms many girls is central air conditioning. Then I feel like I'm surrounded by illusions, free radicals and maybe. It's just a bend!
By the way, my emotional world is very complicated. There are two men in my heart at present. One is the indifferent ph that you will never meet in your lifetime. The other is a warm man who watched me grow up. I'm ready to be single all my life, but I still don't have your share, and I won't even consider you on a blind date. Don't ask for trouble
5. There is no superman who belongs to you exclusively in this world. Sunshine Warm Man is just the role setting used by TV series to suck powder. More often, we still live alone and bravely face all the challenges given by life, even if we have boyfriends. Being independent and brave internalizes your spiritual essence, regardless of whether you are single or not.
6, so all kinds of uncles and aunts didn't look good when they saw me. Have you considered my feelings? ! ! Even someone else's warm brother said I was disabled. what can I say?
7. Cold violence is really fierce. Fortunately, I am a warm man, and your high cold can't fuck me. However, I'm afraid we will go further and further. It's a pity, but as I said, the best result between friends is that rivers and lakes forget each other.
8. The beautiful women in the world are all family members, and they are all Bowen's girlfriends; Warm men in the world are a family, all boyfriends of Bowen. Yes, I am so shameless.
9. I just want to say that the screenwriter is really good for the role of Liu Siyuan. Two men are dead set on her, a overbearing president and a warm man, who are treated the same as women.
10. In fact, the first batch of new movies I saw also had a lot of burials. It was not until the third week that I went to see Miley, because I found her very attractive. After watching it, I immediately understood why the film was so popular. First of all, there are all kinds of elements that are in line with the relaxed and cheerful animation of the house, full of laughter and cuteness. In addition, there are royal sisters, cute sisters, soft sisters, loli, stupid women and warm men.
1 1. Maybe nothing lasts forever. Once recognized as a warm man, he has now become love rat. Maybe something hasn't changed, but it's not you who is warm. The wrong thing is always the past.
12, my warm man can already take on the responsibility of a man! He gave me great comfort and care! Today's follow-up, the hanging heart can finally be put down.
13, life is so short, the world is so chaotic, I don't want to quarrel, I don't want to have a cold war, I don't want to have a second regret with you. My warm man.
14, the meanness of a warm man lies in putting himself low when pursuing, giving people an illusion. In fact, most girls are obsessed with this illusion. There are few princesses in the world, but there are too many princesses. At most, learn not to show it after breaking your head. It is unkind to trap the prey at this point and accuse the other party of being too stupid. True love must be unconditionally exclusive, but for most laymen, effective communication is enough to go far enough.
15, some men look warm. But you are not the only one who is warm. Many times, it is not difficult to be nice to you, but it is the hardest to be nice to you. So don't always think warm men are good. Some warm men are actually fire pits. Find a man to lean on, not what he gives you, but what he gives up for you. A real warm man is willing to give up his lifestyle for your joy.
16 Whether it is Lu Zhexi who fell in love at first sight, Zhang Sheng, an intern, a cheetah in a running man, or the real Ryan, they are all interpreting the word warm man with their own actions. Come on! Little cheetah!
17 In fact, when I first read the novel, I always liked the kind of warm man in Chu Yuan, but I was moved by Ruobai's spare effort. After watching the TV series, both of them are in line with my settings. Chu Yuan's clean and feminine appearance, coupled with Yang Yang's heroic external and introverted temperament, completely made me look forward to the next season, begging not to change the protagonist. And I have always liked and longed for the feeling of hugging, being practical, comfortable and comfortable.
18, warm man, only warm one person, cold to others, is called warm man. If you heat others at the same time, it is a well-deserved central air conditioner. Is that so? Welcome to your seats.
19, Yixing belongs to a warm man who has been ignorant and very careful. In the past, when he was with his teammates, he always didn't like to talk, but liked to giggle and applaud. But because he is the only China in the team, he started to speak slowly and became more responsible, and he always helped translate when he was in con. I don't know why some teammates always hated him. I only know that LAY is particularly worthy of love.
20. Cai Xiansen is sometimes a little warm man. He will come to my room to wake me up every morning, although I usually ignore him directly. He's like an adult, chattering, getting up soon, it's so late. Then I gave him my hand and he pulled me up. Today, I ignored him. He called me when he got to grandma's house and said, get up, get up quickly! Gentle.
2 1, Duo Duo Ge used to ignore his sister, but now he can not only play together, but also become a little knight who takes care of his sister and a little warm man. Seeing this, I almost cried.
I have always liked you since I met you, although I don't know if you know my love for you. I hope you won't be so capricious in the future. There are many people who love you in the world. I hope you will be warmer when you grow up. Even if you have insurance, you should cherish your life, because you only have one life.
I believe in Karry. But I am really unhappy to see that the fans' analysis is not good for Roy. My favorite little angel, little warm man, you can't be bad, you have to be happy forever. It's a good thing that you are broad-minded. The prime minister can punt in his stomach. You are a real man. But be nice to yourself, be happy with everything, and don't think too much.
24. Xiaohe said, tell me if there is anything, and warm up before you die. The mode of warm men is that they warm others.
25. The ending of Clara's Lover is unexpected but reasonable. I chose Lei, who has always been with her to protect her, instead of the one that once fascinated her and made her crazy. Old ray, warm man ~ ~
26. Some people don't feel that they did something wrong one second and then turn to someone else's post the next to explain that it's not the scum of the man but the superiority of the woman. You know what happened that year. Do you think that by deleting everything in the trumpet, you can pretend that what you did in the past never happened? Take the woman Zuo in other stories as an example to illustrate that you are the warm man in our relationship, and you are really drunk.
27. He is such a warm man next door, a sunshine otaku, humble and courteous, positive, brave and responsible, intelligent and sensible, calm and convulsed, domineering and lovely, caring for friends, persisting in his dreams, and not shouting hard words to hide himself, because there are 16 boys with low sugar, which makes people feel distressed again and again.
28, the wifi at home is broken, and I want to learn English. Think about it, I feel very slutty, but there is no other way. The warm man of nonsense = the collapse of capital bold. If everyone is destined to be a bitch, why can't they be academic bitches?
29. Today, the three of them sang a song "I really love you, childhood memories" to me, ps. Now that we know the definitions of warm men and central air conditioning, we think we should talk about Bu Jingyun and Nie Feng.
30. Bao Jing gives people a sense of maturity. When I first started as a tour guide, I was really cheated. I didn't expect it at all, but I was very responsible after I became a tour guide, like a parent. He blew himself up and had a bad temper. He had to move such a heavy box after climbing the mountain that day. It's normal to have a little temper, and he finally adjusted. Even so, it doesn't prevent him from being a warm man and caring.
3 1. Recently, people always ask me what I like. After thinking about it, it probably comes down to the opposite, such as a very flexible fat man, an uncle who loves to use popular words, a warm man who looks like a rapist, and a real bitch. Only in this way can I deserve this bohemian coward.
32. If I come to pay my debts, I will try my best to pay them back. I would rather be negative than negative. If I come to repay you, I will try my best to repay you. It's not easy to be a man in this life. I want to give full play to human nature. I am a warm person.
33, China's law is actually accept the legitimate rights and interests of children born out of wedlock, from a certain point of view, cohabitation is actually married, plus abortion, that is, you have given birth. In this case, don't keep up with the relatives I slept with under the banner of unmarried and childless. In the meantime, I will look for it. You avoided bigamy, but you hurt a group of people. Asshole! People who are aboveboard and childless are treasures, because they must be warm men in the past and now.
34. If a boy is only kind to his girlfriend, and some special things with special titles are only reserved for his girlfriend, it is called a warm man; But if he is kind to all girls and looks like a girlfriend to everyone, it's called a hot dog.
About the warm man's personality, talk about the warm man's personality signature
1. If I'm here to pay my debts, I'll try my best to pay them back. I would rather be negative than negative. If I come to repay you, I will try my best to repay you. It's not easy to be a man in this life. I want to give full play to human nature. I am a warm person.
I am not a good horse, but I am definitely not an ordinary donkey.
Every place we walk has its own beauty.
Meeting is a kind of beauty, knowing each other is a kind of happiness, and knowing each other is a kind of happiness.
His promise is a lie, I promise I will never see it.
6. Cold violence is really fierce. Fortunately, I am a warm man, and your high cold can't fuck me. However, I'm afraid we will go further and further. It's a pity, but as I said, the best result between friends is that rivers and lakes forget each other.
7. Every warm man is an angel who lacked a rib in his last life. They are otherworldly and slow to respond to all worldly things. Although they try to play the role of caring little cotton-padded jacket, their slow reaction reveals their natural stupidity and even carelessness from time to time. If they volunteer to cook and blow up the kitchen, you must not cry. -"Men's Handbook"
8. The best place is where you have never been. The best time is when you can't come back.
9. When is the last moment? I know you are the last thing I want in my life.
10, some people leave and never come back, so waiting and hesitation are the most ruthless killers in this world.
1 1. Wildflowers can't be picked everywhere, but I prefer you who are the wildest in the wild.
12, Warm Man has been hurt, crushed, despaired and grieved by his feelings. But warm men believe in friends and family, and believe that there is love in this world, and love can resolve everything. Why else do they insist on keeping their bodies clean? The best thing for a warm man is to do and cherish. -"Men's Handbook"
13. Happiness is a virus. I am the source of the virus, infecting you and the whole world.
14, I: the greatest happiness is very simple, that is, always accompanying you.
15, a warm man, who only warms one person and is as cold as ice to others, is called a warm man. If you heat others at the same time, it is a well-deserved central air conditioner. Is that so? Welcome to your seats.
16, I want to be your sun and illuminate all the darkness in your life.
17, he is such a warm man next door, sunshine otaku, humble and polite, positive, brave and responsible, smart and sensible, calm and convulsive, domineering and lovely, considerate and serious to his friends, sticking to his dreams and not shouting hard things to cover himself up, because there are 16 low-sugar boys who make people feel distressed again and again.
18, a man must be able to protect at least four things, the land under his feet, his parents at home, the woman in his arms and his brothers around him.
19, all the beautiful women in the world are family members, and they are all wenbao girlfriends; Warm men in the world are a family, all boyfriends of Bowen. Yes, I am so shameless.
20. A boy who warms only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who warms all girls is called a central air conditioner.
2 1. Don't take your woman seriously. One day, another man will thank you for not understanding her.
22. The meanness of a warm man lies in putting himself very low when pursuing, giving people an illusion. In fact, most girls are obsessed with this illusion. There are few princesses in the world, and there are too many princess diseases. At best, they learned not to show it after they broke their heads. It is unkind to trap the prey at this point and accuse the other party of being too stupid. True love must be unconditionally exclusive, but for most laymen, effective communication is enough to go far enough.
23. If a boy is only kind to his girlfriend, and some special things are only reserved for his girlfriend, it is called a warm man; But if he is kind to all girls and looks like a girlfriend to everyone, it's called a hot dog.
24. Recently, people always ask me what I like. I thought about it for a moment, and it probably comes down to the opposite, such as a very flexible fat man, an uncle who loves to use popular words, a warm man who looks like a rapist, and a woman who looks like a man. Only in this way can I deserve this bohemian coward.
25. There is a kind of person who likes everyone around her. I mean, are you worth it?
26. Don't think that you are spoiled. Anything you do wrong deserves forgiveness.
27. Even though men have countless women, they are still lonely inside.
28. Warming a person is called a warm man, and warming a bunch of people is called a radiator.
29, intact love. Let time miss each other.
30, so all kinds of uncles and aunts look good when they don't see me. Have you considered my feelings? ! ! Even someone else's warm brother said I was disabled. what can I say?
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