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What are some sentences that are not correct but sound comfortable?

1. Everyone is smart when watching it.

I came to support her, not to uphold justice.

3. Like is better than all truth, and principle is not equal to my pleasure.

If you can't pay your salary on time, why should you arrive on time?

Good luck, you can't escape all my sins.

As long as I have no morality, I won't be kidnapped.

7. What are you proud of? You just stepped on your parents' shoulders and saw the prosperity they had never seen before.

8. It takes two hands to make a sound. I'll slap you and see if it rings. He doesn't hit others. Why doesn't he hit me? I'll slap you again. Think about it.

9. Escape is shameful, but useful.

10. Quality depends on mood.

1 1. Everything she does is right.

12. Don't listen to the old man, be happy for a few years.

13. I apologize to you, and you kneel down and listen.

14. This is my business. Why should I lend it to you?

15. No one wants to know that you don't have three views of five senses.

16. endure gnashing your teeth for a while, and the more you step back, the more you think.

17. Talk less about mate selection criteria and think more about what you can do.

18. I can't evaluate him objectively because I like him subjectively.

19, if people don't have dreams, what is the difference with carefree.

Take a step back, I won't. Losing is a blessing. I wish you happiness as the East China Sea.

2 1. There is no standard in the three views, and swans are also guilty in the crow's world.

22. Violence cannot solve the problem, but it can.

23. Swearing is only an auxiliary emotion, which has nothing to do with quality.

24. I despise too many people and things. Although I am nothing myself, there is no conflict between the two.

25. "You have to let him go when he is younger than you. He is still a child. He is not sensible. Are you not sensible? "

26. "Why does he only bully you and not others? Can't you think about yourself? "

27. It's not sweet to twist a melon. Do you still use this nonsense to persuade me? Then I will not only twist it, but also shovel all your seedlings.