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My cousin is with a woman who is not divorced. What can I say about him?

I believe many students have brothers and sisters, and I also have a seemingly quiet but naughty and lovely cousin. He is about my age, just because he was born later than me, haha, I am honored and proud to be his cousin!

My cousin has thick black hair and bright eyes that always turn around. At first glance, it is a smart card. It's a pity that a small mouth is often pressed tightly, as if to keep some important secret. Indeed, he said much less than I did. But one thing, when he does something naughty and laughs, his throat will make a "rattle" laugh, which is very distinctive and attracts people around him to laugh with him. My cousin's nickname is Duoduo and his surname is Hu. In Chongqing dialect, "Hu" is pronounced as "Fu", so the elders affectionately call him "Fu Man Duo", which means a lot of blessings.

I have a good relationship with Dodo's cousin, but unfortunately he lives far away in Yongchuan, Chongqing. We seldom meet each other. We only get together in such a limited time during the winter and summer vacations, especially when I go back every winter vacation, mainly for the exciting project of setting off firecrackers for boys, hehe! Therefore, even if there are contradictions between us, we cherish the happy time of playing together and stick to each other.

Every winter vacation, many cousins will prepare firecrackers that I am most interested in to meet me in advance. These are my favorite things that we have confirmed many times in the WeChat video. Although we have a good relationship, there will inevitably be quarrels. Cousin Duoduo is a very careful boy. He is very careful and patient, which I am far behind him. Once, I accidentally kicked off a Lego building block that I spent a lot of time working hard on the ground. Duoduo accused on the spot: "Hey! Brother Wang Jiarui, did you kick my Gao Le money? " I curled my lips and said contemptuously, "can't you spell it again?" It's a piece of cake! " "It takes time to assemble this Lego toy. You can spell it! " Many angry complaints say that I am just an indomitable character. In this way, we fought a verbal battle unconvinced ... until my mother came back, we separated and educated me to help my cousin spell Lego. It was just an unpleasant episode when we got along, and most of the time we had a good time.

Cousin Duoduo doesn't talk much on weekdays, but he is as naughty as me. At the reunion dinner with relatives and friends, I took the lead in pouring the "Gowasu" drink into the small glasses of several cousins and holding it up like an adult to say "cheers!" Everybody listen to my command and clink glasses! After that, Cousin Duo Duo began to be naughty. Not only did he stick cucumber slices of cold dishes on the hot pot wall on the roasted cucumber, but he also creatively put cucumber slices on his eyes to be a "blindfolded warrior" and showed his masterpiece to everyone with great interest, which made everyone laugh.

My cousin envies those great calligraphers. Every time he finishes his homework, he will practice writing. His efforts made my aunt very happy. Every time I mention my little cousin, my aunt has a happy face. After all, children nowadays don't study as hard as their little cousins.

I love my little cousin. I hope he can be more lovely and lively and study hard. In the near future, he can become a great calligrapher and his dream will come true.

I wish my little cousin Doudou a healthy and happy growth.