Talking about interesting personalities in WeChat Moments

1. I said to the mirror; Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful in the world? The mirror is broken

2. I don’t need you to understand, I only need you. Shut up.

3. Yesterday I went to the city to participate in the pigeon releasing competition, but I went alone.

4. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a very hungry dream.

5. I drink to drown the pain, but this damn pain has learned to swim.

6. Momentary impulse, crisis for descendants!

7. I can’t see through others’ laughter, but I laugh at others for not wearing anything.

8. When a man is dumped, it’s about money; when a woman is dumped, it’s about her appearance. When I was dumped, there’s something wrong with your *** head.

9. Talk happily: I planted my boyfriend in the ground in spring, and by autumn, I forgot about it.

10. I am not the kind of person who adds insult to injury. I just seal the well.

11. Not only do I have good luck, but I also have good athlete’s foot.

12. Asking what love is in the world, just ask people to take off their clothes.

13. Every time the flowers of the motherland bloom, I step on them.

14. Don’t think that because you look rare, we should value the rare thing.

15. Who is the queen of a famous family? Your father is Marshal Tianpeng!

16. Every time I try to cram the Buddha, the Buddha always gives me a kick.

17. If cutting off my hair means cutting off my memories, then if I cut my head bald, can I lose my memory?

18. Staying up late is because you don’t have the courage to end the day; staying in bed is because you don’t have the courage to start the day.

19. In every dormitory, there is one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores, and one who sleeps very late.

20. No matter how angry you are, it won’t change your age and appearance.

21. Master, after you get Lao Na’s cassock, you will be Lao Na’s person.

22. Every time I write a resume, I will admire myself more than before.

23. Poor Nike, rich Adidas, gangster wearing Armani.

24. Kettle, why are you crying? Is it because your butt is too hot?

25. When three people are together, my wife must be included. I will choose the beautiful one and take her.

26. I can’t find you on Baidu, so I have to go to Sogou!

27. In today’s society, you have to queue up to jump in line.

28. You are so cute that you attract countless blind people to bow to you.

29. It’s not my fault that I eat secretly, it’s the loneliness of my mouth.

30. I am not Youlemei, I am just dichlorvos. Do you want to hold me in the palm of your hand?

31. I think the earth is so dangerous, and I miss Mars.

32. The high-voltage electricity in your eyes is enough to last my mobile phone for a year.

33. People should not be judged by appearance, and mistresses should not be judged by comparison.

34. The most glorious moment of Apple was when it hit Newton on the head.

35. If people live by eating, then the food is not called rice, but feed.

36. If you don’t abandon it, you will never leave it in this life; if you dislike it, you will die and leave.

37. I took your promise to feed the dog last night, and found the dog dead the next morning.

38. God gave us seven emotions and six desires, but we turned them into pornography and violence.

39. I don’t know whose wife is on my bed, I don’t know whose bed my wife is on!

40. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After meeting you, wow! It's all dark...

41. I wanted to turn around magnificently, but unexpectedly hit the wall low-key.

42. Whether you are stupid or not depends on whether you can pretend to be stupid.

43. If you don’t have medical insurance or life insurance, don’t act bravely after dark.

44. The wind was so strong that all my mobile phone signals were replaced by China Unicom’s!

45. Boss, do you have any Coke? Get me a bottle of Sprite...

46. If the teacher hadn't said you shouldn't litter, I would have thrown you out.