A sentence funnier than a friend.

1. A brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without a brain.

2. "What's it like to be with someone you don't like?" I don't even want to give him half a spicy strip.

Although I am indifferent to you at ordinary times, there are actually many bad words behind me.

4. When you are in love, let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes, wash clothes and make money everywhere. Girls should work harder, eat, drink and be merry, and buy in buy buy.

5. How do you describe your cooking? You can make a good kitchen. You may not believe it, but the pot moved first.

6. Don't worry about the problems you can't solve today. Because it may not be solved tomorrow.

7. If you can't find a partner for a long time, you should reflect on it. Do you ask too much about gender?

8. To tell the truth, how much is this kebab?

9. Perseverance may not be successful, but it will be easy to give up.

10. I thought we could walk to the end together, but I didn't expect you to take a taxi in a few steps.

1 1. You look like a child, you know? I'm not saying you're naive, let alone cute. I'm just saying you look like my son.

12. Go to bed early every day. If you have nothing to do, you should play with your mobile phone less, which is not good for your mobile phone.

13. Who says I can't play musical instruments? I quit. I played well.

14. I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late online. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.

15. There are no roads in the world, and there are too many people wandering around. I don't know how to get there.