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I cut my hand and hurt my friend.

1, fragments of the mobile phone screen cut my hand, and I felt the pain come from my heart.

2. The crispy walnuts I bought were actually mixed with a lot of pecans. I cut my hand and stabbed my palm to eat a walnut.

I accidentally cut my hand, which made me dizzy and broke out in a cold sweat. It's amazing that I can't hear the sound for the first time. My body is too weak.

I can't believe that I cut my hand on a piece of paper.

I want to receive Christmas presents, too. I want to go out to climb the mountain in such fine weather, but I have to go to work early in the morning and I cut my hand inexplicably.

6. I cut my hand through the sewer the day before yesterday, and I didn't cook well yesterday.

7. Every time I cut my hand, I dare not look at it with a band-aid. Now I can't move my entire index finger. Typing with the middle finger is too difficult for me.

8. What a pity. I cut my hand if I'm not careful. Good luck, good luck.

9. Why do I always get cut for no reason, and then it takes a long time to find out that I have blood on my hands before I know that I have been cut?

10, the exam is coming. I started reading the materials today. When I opened the first page, my hand was cut, so I may not be suitable for reading.

1 1, I cut my hand again, this time deeper, but I haven't finished carving the first layer yet. It hurts.

12, my hand was cut again. I accidentally cut it when I opened the can this time. It's been bleeding for ten minutes, and I still can't stop it.

13, I cut my hand on paper. I have forgotten how many times I cut myself on paper. I found that a piece of paper can also be used as a crime tool, and it is also very convenient to destroy.

14, I said my hand was cut by paper. I want to eat oranges at work and don't want to peel them. My dad peeled and packed me at night.

15 I cut my hand on the CET-6 paper. It turns out that it will not only make people bald, but also cut my hand.

16, I cut my finger with money and the cat scratched the back of my hand. My delicate hands are tortured by life.

17, I didn't know how to cut my right hand a few days ago, but today I cut my left hand with scissors. Life is really good for me.

18, the left eyelid keeps jumping. What are you doing? My left eyelid jumped a few days ago and my hand was cut.

19 I cut my hand and went to the infirmary to dress it. When I disinfected it with alcohol, it tortured me. The doctor said, "It's all a little pain, nothing." I want to stun him on the spot.

20. I really want to write a lesson plan in the afternoon. My hand was cut, and so was my right index finger! I can't write on the blackboard for a week. Saving my life is very important.

2 1, I cut my hand and it hurt, so I spoiled and asked for care. This little girl is so naive.

22. I cut my hand. Today, I found that it hurt for a long time yesterday and I couldn't find the wound. I really convinced myself.

23. In the cold wind, she flew a kite alone, and the kite string cut her hand, and the kite string was dyed red with blood. She looked up at the blue sky and felt empty.

I cut my hand on a new book I bought. It's still too delicate to think about yourself. It's shameful to say that a big man actually cut his hand by a book.